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My Ergodox is Haunted.
« on: Sun, 06 March 2016, 00:27:31 »
I opened up a switch just now to try a mod I was thinking about..

The switch was my - j - key, just arbitrarily picked the one in the middle.


i take the keycap off, remove Top lid of switch, removed the stem, and there was no spring underneath.. 

I checked the floor and the bottom of the stem..


only one explanation remains,  GHOST-Springs.

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Re: My Ergodox is Haunted.
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 06 March 2016, 00:29:20 »
BOO
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: My Ergodox is Haunted.
« Reply #2 on: Sun, 06 March 2016, 00:29:32 »
meh 1/10 tp thread

need better content

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Re: My Ergodox is Haunted.
« Reply #3 on: Sun, 06 March 2016, 06:59:22 »
so can I be your consultant for the exorcism?

a. you can drench it in holy water, in this case alcohol or ramen soup. the ghost might be from China, if it's the case use bai ciu

b. Smear flower petals all over it and use incense

c. if it's still possessed, you might as well live with it and be nice to it
« Last Edit: Sun, 06 March 2016, 07:00:54 by Jokrik »
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Re: My Ergodox is Haunted.
« Reply #4 on: Sun, 06 March 2016, 11:51:23 »
so can I be your consultant for the exorcism?

a. you can drench it in holy water, in this case alcohol or ramen soup. the ghost might be from China, if it's the case use bai ciu

b. Smear flower petals all over it and use incense

c. if it's still possessed, you might as well live with it and be nice to it


I left it overnight in front of my Guan Yu statue.

Lit 5 incenses.. for 无.. 


Should be sufficient for low level ghosts such as this..

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Re: My Ergodox is Haunted.
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 07 March 2016, 09:10:10 »
4/10 TP Thread.


Likely inebriated and dropped it without thinking.


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Re: My Ergodox is Haunted.
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 07 March 2016, 09:26:02 »
Tp please teach me how to dance while eating watermelon please
pls
post pics of your dox

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Re: My Ergodox is Haunted.
« Reply #7 on: Mon, 07 March 2016, 09:29:39 »
Tp please teach me how to dance while eating watermelon please
pls
post pics of your dox

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Re: My Ergodox is Haunted.
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 07 March 2016, 09:32:23 »
Tp please teach me how to dance while eating watermelon please
pls
post pics of your dox

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So I have to buy ergodox right?

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Re: My Ergodox is Haunted.
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 08 March 2016, 03:20:34 »
Tp please teach me how to dance while eating watermelon please
pls
post pics of your dox

Tp4 Dox fotos are  Tp4 Inner Circle Members Exclusives.
I want to join this Inner circle tp4 exclusive club

So I have to buy ergodox right?
you have to undergo some serious training for a year in China, you must survive with rice and rame alone, you're not allowed to enjoy watermelon until your training is complete

And you must not get attracted to the other gender, this is where I failed

sorry shifu
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Re: My Ergodox is Haunted.
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 08 March 2016, 03:23:01 »
dude, how did you get your Korean custom ghost springs shipped to you so quickly? my order still says 'preparing for shipment'

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Re: My Ergodox is Haunted.
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 08 March 2016, 03:47:23 »


Tp please teach me how to dance while eating watermelon please
pls
post pics of your dox

Tp4 Dox fotos are  Tp4 Inner Circle Members Exclusives.
I want to join this Inner circle tp4 exclusive club

So I have to buy ergodox right?
you have to undergo some serious training for a year in China, you must survive with rice and rame alone, you're not allowed to enjoy watermelon until your training is complete

And you must not get attracted to the other gender, this is where I failed

sorry shifu

Y its so hard to be in the tp exclusive clubs? I can't leave wattamellon

U failed the prophecy jokrik!
U are the chosen one

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Re: My Ergodox is Haunted.
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 08 March 2016, 18:24:39 »
dude, how did you get your Korean custom ghost springs shipped to you so quickly? my order still says 'preparing for shipment'

I'm using 55g springs from like 2013 I believe..

It was a good year for springs..



Update to the Ergodox situation:

I noticed today that 1 of 5 incenses did not burn completely in front of my Guan Yu statue..  where I've placed the ergodox overnight to exorcise the ghost spring's spirits..

Hrmm.. I will reaching out to my Taoist master for potential explanations.