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Offline pesky brat

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HHKB is a scam. This is a warning to all new buyers since the admins do not believe they should do anything to prevent anymore individuals from buying this.

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Who let you out of your CC hole?


(I agree with who you're mocking tho >.>)
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No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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HHKB did 9/11

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My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Every time I see your avatar, I'm both hungry and confused. Why is that dude completely hairless? I'm now afraid that is some underage chicken.
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Every time I see your avatar, I'm both hungry and confused. Why is that dude completely hairless? I'm now afraid that is some underage chicken.
I could go for some titties and fried chicken now that you mention it.
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Every time I see your avatar, I'm both hungry and confused. Why is that dude completely hairless? I'm now afraid that is some underage chicken.
I could go for some titties and fried chicken now that you mention it.


Are there chicken n waffle joints that have strippers anywhere? Do we need a Vegas trip? I'm feeling like they should have that.
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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HHKB is scam though

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Every time I see your avatar, I'm both hungry and confused. Why is that dude completely hairless? I'm now afraid that is some underage chicken.
I could go for some titties and fried chicken now that you mention it.


Are there chicken n waffle joints that have strippers anywhere? Do we need a Vegas trip? I'm feeling like they should have that.

Do you want to be business partners? We can call it thighs, breasts and waffles.
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

Offline absyrd

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HHKB is scam though



Type-S is the only HHKB scam.

Every time I see your avatar, I'm both hungry and confused. Why is that dude completely hairless? I'm now afraid that is some underage chicken.
I could go for some titties and fried chicken now that you mention it.


Are there chicken n waffle joints that have strippers anywhere? Do we need a Vegas trip? I'm feeling like they should have that.

Do you want to be business partners? We can call it thighs, breasts and waffles.

Yes. But we need sharks. Any great collector want to be a great investor?
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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HHKB haunts me in my dreams. It reminds me that I will never build the perfect keyboard, since it already exists.
























10/10 recommend
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Offline Fire Brand

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HHKB is scam though



Type-S is the only HHKB scam.
Daaang, good think I went charcoal then
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Offline demik

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Don't listen to copywrite. No hhkb is a scam.
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

Offline demik

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HHKB is scam though



Type-S is the only HHKB scam.

Every time I see your avatar, I'm both hungry and confused. Why is that dude completely hairless? I'm now afraid that is some underage chicken.
I could go for some titties and fried chicken now that you mention it.


Are there chicken n waffle joints that have strippers anywhere? Do we need a Vegas trip? I'm feeling like they should have that.

Do you want to be business partners? We can call it thighs, breasts and waffles.

Yes. But we need sharks. Any great collector want to be a great investor?

Invest with money not bull**** caps.
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.


Offline piemancoder

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Agree...  HHKB = SCAM..

Geekhack = SuckersClub...



At least it isn't as big of a scam as the Ergodox
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Agree...  HHKB = SCAM..

Geekhack = SuckersClub...



Offline absyrd

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At least it isn't as big of a scam as the Ergodox

tp should start an e-dox tour.

My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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I don't even own one and I want a refund.
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At least it isn't as big of a scam as the Ergodox

tp should start an e-dox tour.

That would be super cool. Lots of people want to try it but don't want to buy one only to find out they hate the layout.
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Offline absyrd

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I don't even own one and I want a refund.

I got a tax deduction for owning a HHKB. Going green by not using so much useless material and space on my desk.
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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HHKB is scam though



Type-S is the only HHKB scam.



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Wait, what is this thread about anyway?
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Offline pesky brat

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Wait, what is this thread about anyway?

just trying to be meta https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=81757.0 (title has since been changed tho)

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Wait, what is this thread about anyway?

About how the HHKB is a scam.

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Jk, it's just a joke
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HHKB is a scam. This is a warning to all new buyers since the admins do not believe they should do anything to prevent anymore individuals from buying this.

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i can't believe i got tricked into spending so much on a common rubber dome keyboard ;~;

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i can't believe i got tricked into spending so much on a common rubber dome keyboard ;~;

It's better than the COMMON rubber dome..  but IMHO not by very much to justify $300

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Top thread, would read again.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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You totally had me
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i can't believe i got tricked into spending so much on a common rubber dome keyboard ;~;

It's better than the COMMON rubber dome..  but IMHO not by very much to justify $300

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i can't believe i got tricked into spending so much on a common rubber dome keyboard ;~;

It's better than the COMMON rubber dome..  but IMHO not by very much to justify $300

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i can't believe i got tricked into spending so much on a common rubber dome keyboard ;~;

It's better than the COMMON rubber dome..  but IMHO not by very much to justify $300

This

That

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MY is the one true switch.
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You guys think HHKB is expensive ..... never get into Neo-Geo cart collecting.

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Wait, what is this thread about anyway?
If you order a Type-S, you'll miss the THOCK.
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MY is the one true switch.

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Moose was the OG MY pusher. Lettuce not forget.
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Moose was the OG MY pusher. Lettuce not forget.

#NeverForget

I had actually typed up a response about Moose but deleted it because I figured no one would remember that.  :))

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I had actually typed up a response about Moose but deleted it because I figured no one would remember that.

My only dealing with Moose was to buy some very good gear from him at a very good price.
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Help. Thinking of buying HHKB, wut do?

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I had actually typed up a response about Moose but deleted it because I figured no one would remember that.
My only dealing with Moose was to buy some very good gear from him at a very good price.

I think that's what most would say.  He was always probably overly generous with his dealings and a great person to interact with.