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Offline henz

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« on: Sun, 12 March 2017, 17:17:32 »
Idk why i think this is funny.

Take the following text:

John went on a fishing trip with his band members, the boat had nice speakers(we have now established the context, music and fish).
John was in no luck with catching fishes because he was repeatedly dropping the bass. Ben the bass master however, got a bass, he likes to slap the bass.


Pervert? :D

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Re: the Bass
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 12 March 2017, 17:19:37 »
Sega Bass fishing.. Super fun game..

Ya'll kids gotta try it..

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Re: the Bass
« Reply #2 on: Sun, 12 March 2017, 17:22:14 »
Sega Bass fishing.. Super fun game..

Ya'll kids gotta try it..

pfff, im old, totally did try that on an arcade at some point.

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Re: the Bass
« Reply #3 on: Sun, 12 March 2017, 17:40:45 »
My mind was in flippy-floppy between the definitions of fish vs sound until the screen refreshed so that I could see what this thread was about.

Sound systems in fishing boats seem like monumental fails.
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Re: the Bass
« Reply #4 on: Sun, 12 March 2017, 18:18:08 »
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Re: the Bass
« Reply #5 on: Sun, 12 March 2017, 19:10:55 »
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"However, even though I was born in the Mesozoic, I do know what anyone who wants to reach out to young people should say: Billionaires took your money. They took your chance to buy a home. They took your chance at a good education. They stole your opportunities. Billionaires took the things you want in life. If you really want those things, you have to take them back.
That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
Late-stage capitalism is a wealth-concentration engine, focused on vacuuming up every dollar and putting it in as few hands as possible. Republicans are helping that vacuum suck.
How does a tiny fraction of the population get away with this? They do it by dividing the other 99% of Americans against themselves."
- Marc Sumner 2025-05-30

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Re: the Bass
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 13 March 2017, 17:45:43 »