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Offline henz

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« on: Sun, 12 March 2017, 17:17:32 »
Idk why i think this is funny.

Take the following text:

John went on a fishing trip with his band members, the boat had nice speakers(we have now established the context, music and fish).
John was in no luck with catching fishes because he was repeatedly dropping the bass. Ben the bass master however, got a bass, he likes to slap the bass.


Pervert? :D

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Re: the Bass
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 12 March 2017, 17:19:37 »
Sega Bass fishing.. Super fun game..

Ya'll kids gotta try it..

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« Reply #2 on: Sun, 12 March 2017, 17:22:14 »
Sega Bass fishing.. Super fun game..

Ya'll kids gotta try it..

pfff, im old, totally did try that on an arcade at some point.

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Re: the Bass
« Reply #3 on: Sun, 12 March 2017, 17:40:45 »
My mind was in flippy-floppy between the definitions of fish vs sound until the screen refreshed so that I could see what this thread was about.

Sound systems in fishing boats seem like monumental fails.
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Re: the Bass
« Reply #4 on: Sun, 12 March 2017, 18:18:08 »
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Re: the Bass
« Reply #5 on: Sun, 12 March 2017, 19:10:55 »
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Citizens United violates the essence of what made America a great country in its political system. Now it’s just an oligarchy, with unlimited political bribery being the essence of getting the nominations for president or to elect the president.
So now we’ve just seen a complete subversion of our political system as a payoff to major contributors, who want and expect and sometimes get favors for themselves after the election’s over.”
- Jimmy Carter 2015

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Re: the Bass
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 13 March 2017, 17:45:43 »