Why Amazon Fresh is better than your local grocery store

[digi]

1) They deliver for $15 / month to your doorstep
2) Less wear and tear on your vehicle
3) Less gas money
4) Chances are the vegetables at your grocery store are not as fresh nor do they have to endure the rigorous QC checks that Amazon Fresh does, I've confirmed this.
5) You don't have to remember to bring those stupid grocery bags when you go shopping
6) You don't have to leave your house
7) SAVES TIME = MORE DIABLO PLAYTIME

Math equation for reinforcement: Store Trips / Amazon Fresh Purchases = Less Time Spent Shopping + Points on Amazon Credit Card + Healthier life due to better vegetables



Welcome to the future gentlemen, all i need is one those driverless ubers to take me to work now and I'm set.

[Halverson]

Is it delivered by drones?

Will they deliver cigarettes and porno with my vegetables?

[digi]

Is it delivered by drones?

I'm in California, we call them Mexicans

Will they deliver cigarettes and porno with my vegetables?

Yes but you have to pay an additional $10 / month for Amazon Liquor Store

[Halverson]

Is it delivered by drones?

I'm in California, we call them Mexicans

Will they deliver cigarettes and porno with my vegetables?

Yes but you have to pay an additional $10 / month for Amazon Liquor Store

Worth it.

So demik delivering my goods?


I had a dream demik came back

[digi]

yes

[tp4tissue]

Prices don't look that high..

But they don't have an Amazon Rotisserie chicken for $5 yet !!

vs  Costco

Tp4 must eats the Costco chicken every week.. !!

[digi]

Prices don't look that high..

But they don't have an Amazon Rotisserie chicken for $5 yet !!

vs  Costco

Tp4 must eats the Costco chicken every week.. !!

You and your chicken...geez

[tp4tissue]

You and your chicken...geez

need that chicken.. Tp4 online activities are fueled by Chicken protein..

[noisyturtle]

It costs significantly more than buying in-store. The prices are adjusted to be a percentage more (like bananas in-store might be 1.10 but on Amazon they cost 1.60)
You don't get to make calls on alt items when they are out of the thing you want.
The amount of brands and products available is about 1/3rd of what is available in the store.
You cannot use coupons.
The produce argument is retarded. What is available in-store is not only fresher, but you can look at and choose which one you specifically want.
In-store shopping beats online delivery like 75% of the time imo


All that being said - I still have Safeway deliver my groceries every week because I'm lazy and tired and have no vehicle.

[digi]

It costs significantly more than buying in-store. The prices are adjusted to be a percentage more (like bananas in-store might be 1.10 but on Amazon they cost 1.60)
You don't get to make calls on alt items when they are out of the thing you want.
The amount of brands and products available is about 1/3rd of what is available in the store.
You cannot use coupons.
The produce argument is retarded. What is available in-store is not only fresher, but you can look at and choose which one you specifically want.
In-store shopping beats online delivery like 75% of the time imo


All that being said - I still have Safeway deliver my groceries every week because I'm lazy and tired and have no vehicle.

Clearly you don't have Amazon Fresh..

[tp4tissue]

It costs significantly more than buying in-store. The prices are adjusted to be a percentage more (like bananas in-store might be 1.10 but on Amazon they cost 1.60)
You don't get to make calls on alt items when they are out of the thing you want.
The amount of brands and products available is about 1/3rd of what is available in the store.
You cannot use coupons.
The produce argument is retarded. What is available in-store is not only fresher, but you can look at and choose which one you specifically want.
In-store shopping beats online delivery like 75% of the time imo


All that being said - I still have Safeway deliver my groceries every week because I'm lazy and tired and have no vehicle.

/headscratch..

have no vehicle ?


You can get a car for $500..   wouldn't be able to pick up any females with.. but it'll get you to the grocery store..

[Halverson]

It costs significantly more than buying in-store. The prices are adjusted to be a percentage more (like bananas in-store might be 1.10 but on Amazon they cost 1.60)
You don't get to make calls on alt items when they are out of the thing you want.
The amount of brands and products available is about 1/3rd of what is available in the store.
You cannot use coupons.
The produce argument is retarded. What is available in-store is not only fresher, but you can look at and choose which one you specifically want.
In-store shopping beats online delivery like 75% of the time imo


All that being said - I still have Safeway deliver my groceries every week because I'm lazy and tired and have no vehicle.

Clearly you don't have Amazon Fresh..

Post photos of produce

[tp4tissue]

What happens on amazon fresh if something you get is not as fresh. can you get refunded ?

[digi]

It costs significantly more than buying in-store. The prices are adjusted to be a percentage more (like bananas in-store might be 1.10 but on Amazon they cost 1.60)
You don't get to make calls on alt items when they are out of the thing you want.
The amount of brands and products available is about 1/3rd of what is available in the store.
You cannot use coupons.
The produce argument is retarded. What is available in-store is not only fresher, but you can look at and choose which one you specifically want.
In-store shopping beats online delivery like 75% of the time imo


All that being said - I still have Safeway deliver my groceries every week because I'm lazy and tired and have no vehicle.

Clearly you don't have Amazon Fresh..

Post photos of produce

I ate them, I can't post pics of poop?

[digi]

What happens on amazon fresh if something you get is not as fresh. can you get refunded ?

yes i believe so

[tp4tissue]

What happens on amazon fresh if something you get is not as fresh. can you get refunded ?

yes i believe so

OK, here's an idea for a new app..  Food Unfresh filter..   

For example.. if you take pictures of leafy greens,

You click on leafy greens,  then click apply,   then it would add yellow tone to the leaves, making it look unfresh..


Then it automatically interacts with the amazon api, submits the photo and requests a refund..

The app will be named,  Free Kale..

/hahahahahahhaha

[digi]

What happens on amazon fresh if something you get is not as fresh. can you get refunded ?

yes i believe so

OK, here's an idea for a new app..  Food Unfresh filter..   

For example.. if you take pictures of leafy greens,

You click on leafy greens,  then click apply,   then it would add yellow tone to the leaves, making it look unfresh..


Then it automatically interacts with the amazon api, submits the photo and requests a refund..

The app will be named,  Free Kale..

/hahahahahahhaha

LOL genius!!! FREE VEGGIES 4LYFE

[noisyturtle]

It costs significantly more than buying in-store. The prices are adjusted to be a percentage more (like bananas in-store might be 1.10 but on Amazon they cost 1.60)
You don't get to make calls on alt items when they are out of the thing you want.
The amount of brands and products available is about 1/3rd of what is available in the store.
You cannot use coupons.
The produce argument is retarded. What is available in-store is not only fresher, but you can look at and choose which one you specifically want.
In-store shopping beats online delivery like 75% of the time imo


All that being said - I still have Safeway deliver my groceries every week because I'm lazy and tired and have no vehicle.

/headscratch..

have no vehicle ?


You can get a car for $500..   wouldn't be able to pick up any females with.. but it'll get you to the grocery store..

it's not a monetary issue, I never got a driver's license so I have to go to some school so I can use their car to take the test and I've got to take a written and driver's test. It's a whole to-do I don't really have a week's worth of time to dedicate to in my adult life.

[Halverson]

It costs significantly more than buying in-store. The prices are adjusted to be a percentage more (like bananas in-store might be 1.10 but on Amazon they cost 1.60)
You don't get to make calls on alt items when they are out of the thing you want.
The amount of brands and products available is about 1/3rd of what is available in the store.
You cannot use coupons.
The produce argument is retarded. What is available in-store is not only fresher, but you can look at and choose which one you specifically want.
In-store shopping beats online delivery like 75% of the time imo


All that being said - I still have Safeway deliver my groceries every week because I'm lazy and tired and have no vehicle.

/headscratch..

have no vehicle ?


You can get a car for $500..   wouldn't be able to pick up any females with.. but it'll get you to the grocery store..

it's not a monetary issue, I never got a driver's license so I have to go to some school so I can use their car to take the test and I've got to take a written and driver's test. It's a whole to-do I don't really have a week's worth of time to dedicate to in my adult life.

And that's why you have the unhappiness. No road trips!

[ygor]

More reasons to never leave the house. Great.

[tp4tissue]

it's not a monetary issue, I never got a driver's license so I have to go to some school so I can use their car to take the test and I've got to take a written and driver's test. It's a whole to-do I don't really have a week's worth of time to dedicate to in my adult life.

//intense headscratching..

what is happening.. ??

[iri]

I live 4 minutes walk from a big supermarket

[digi]

I live 4 minutes walk from a big supermarket

Complex Math Equation to break it down:

4 minutes there + 4 minutes back = 8 minutes travel time + preparation to leave the house (clothes, socks, shoes, sunglasses, wallet), so 15 minutes of travel time + finding your items and paying for them = ~15-20 minutes (18 minutes average) = 18+15 = 33 minutes of time away from the COMPUTER. Chances the veggies aren't fresh like "guaranteed fresh" on AMAZON FRESH 

[tp4tissue]

Complex Math Equation to break it down:

4 minutes there + 4 minutes back = 8 minutes travel time + preparation to leave the house (clothes, socks, shoes, sunglasses, wallet), so 15 minutes of travel time + finding your items and paying for them = ~15-20 minutes (18 minutes average) = 18+15 = 33 minutes of time away from the COMPUTER. Chances the veggies aren't fresh like "guaranteed fresh" on AMAZON FRESH 

Yea, if you build your whole life around convenience,   ASSUMING you are capable of Utilizing your saved time for -profit-  instead of playing Firembrum like TP4,   then it actually does save you money..

[digi]

Complex Math Equation to break it down:

4 minutes there + 4 minutes back = 8 minutes travel time + preparation to leave the house (clothes, socks, shoes, sunglasses, wallet), so 15 minutes of travel time + finding your items and paying for them = ~15-20 minutes (18 minutes average) = 18+15 = 33 minutes of time away from the COMPUTER. Chances the veggies aren't fresh like "guaranteed fresh" on AMAZON FRESH 

Yea, if you build your whole life around convenience,   ASSUMING you are capable of Utilizing your saved time for -profit-  instead of playing Firembrum like TP4,   then it actually does save you money..

I waste all of my free time..

[iri]

I live 4 minutes walk from a big supermarket

Complex Math Equation to break it down:

4 minutes there + 4 minutes back = 8 minutes travel time + preparation to leave the house (clothes, socks, shoes, sunglasses, wallet), so 15 minutes of travel time + finding your items and paying for them = ~15-20 minutes (18 minutes average) = 18+15 = 33 minutes of time away from the COMPUTER. Chances the veggies aren't fresh like "guaranteed fresh" on AMAZON FRESH 

Sunglasses? I live in the UK mate!

[digi]

I live 4 minutes walk from a big supermarket

Complex Math Equation to break it down:

4 minutes there + 4 minutes back = 8 minutes travel time + preparation to leave the house (clothes, socks, shoes, sunglasses, wallet), so 15 minutes of travel time + finding your items and paying for them = ~15-20 minutes (18 minutes average) = 18+15 = 33 minutes of time away from the COMPUTER. Chances the veggies aren't fresh like "guaranteed fresh" on AMAZON FRESH 

Sunglasses? I live in the UK mate!

Ok, grab your bloody tea then m8!

[vivalarevolución]

I never have any clue what I'm going to buy when I walk into a grocery store, so trying to make that decision online would be an excruciating and time consuming experience.

[tp4tissue]

I never have any clue what I'm going to buy when I walk into a grocery store, so trying to make that decision online would be an excruciating and time consuming experience.

That's easy..

Only go food shopping when you're hungry;.

Let nature tell you what you need..


Jusssss keep in mind.. Icecream can make up a maximum of 2 meals per day.

[pr0ximity]

I prefer the local farmer's market.

Fresher than Amazon, cheaper too.

I've confirmed this.

[FoxWolf1]

Produce without being able to look at it in person and choose the freshest/best ones, or adapt and buy something else if what they have of a particular vegetable doesn't look that great? No thanks.

[tp4tissue]

Produce without being able to look at it in person and choose the freshest/best ones, or adapt and buy something else if what they have of a particular vegetable doesn't look that great? No thanks.

they got refund i think according to digi..

[nugglets]

Produce without being able to look at it in person and choose the freshest/best ones, or adapt and buy something else if what they have of a particular vegetable doesn't look that great? No thanks.

they got refund i think according to digi..

Still sucks when you're planning on making something and now you can't.

TBH this is a big part of why we only tried it out for the one month. I just didn't care for the produce. It wasn't awful or anything, but I know for sure I could have picked better things if I had them in front of me.

Not only that, but everything was 20-50% more expensive. I live 3 minutes from several stores, and no more than 10 from pretty much anything you could imagine. Just not at all worth it in my case.

For someone who doesn't have easy access to a wide variety of local groceries it would might be good, though.

Or people who just don't care that much, I guess.