Geekhack Has Ruined Me

[Kavik]

I'm at work, and a group of developers is sitting at a television doing a code review, and they keep talking about the "group by" in a SQL statement, and I kept thinking they were talking about a "group buy" and wondering what keyboard or keyset they were talking about.

[tp4tissue]

You are sick..

Seek Treatment immediately.

[Sintpinty]

Are you Delusional? Do you suffer from a mental illness?

Geekhack hasn't ruined you. It has welcomed you to the keyboard life.

[JP]

Select * from GroupBuys Where Active = 1 Group By Vendor Order by Price Desc

[tp4tissue]

Select * from GroupBuys Where Active = 1 Group By Vendor Order by Price Desc

Quick JP, sell a Cap-injection kits so Kavik can get his fix.

1 set double shot pbt
1x vitamix
1x 1/4 inch 16 inch  silicone tubing.
1x hypodermic needle
1x hospital emergency room coupon.

[JP]

Quick JP, sell a Cap-injection kits so Kavik can get his fix.

1 set double shot pbt
1x vitamix
1x 1/4 inch 16 inch  silicone tubing.
1x hypodermic needle
1x hospital emergency room coupon.

I'm fresh out of kits. All I have left is some worthless methadone.

[tp4tissue]

I'm fresh out of kits. All I have left is some worthless methadone.

Methadone is not worthless. It actually has a high street value/price.

[romevi]

You need to wake up and be geekwoke.

[tp4tissue]

You need to wake up and be geekwoke.

The terminator is prophecy ?