When you're sober

[tp4tissue]

Getn' drunk seems like a good idea.

But then you take some shots,  stomach goes, Yikes, I've been poisoned...


Ooof, 2 ol'fodis..  Used to be able to do 4-5 straight NP.

[tp4tissue]

Ugh.... stomach ache intensifies, Gonna have some more bread..

[sncbraxsc2]

ur so lit TP 

Hurricane party over here in a few days 

[tp4tissue]

ur so lit TP 

Hurricane party over here in a few days 

Chk out this crazy yam I just cooked..  it's uncanny !!

[sncbraxsc2]

don't lie that is obviously a turkey leg

[natAT]

ur so lit TP 

Hurricane party over here in a few days 

Chk out this crazy yam I just cooked..  it's uncanny !!

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A few more of those and you could start an all vegetable bowling alley :-). Roll pumpkins down the lanes to knock over the yams. A box of tomatoes for first prize winners**.


**On the topic of sobriety, unfortunately I'm perfectly sober (and therefore without excuse) when I thought of this. 

[chyros]

I drink very regularly, but hate getting drunk. So I just stop before I hit my tax.

Still, my liver is not bad, so that allows me a fair few drinks .

[Sintpinty]

Getn' drunk seems like a good idea.

But then you take some shots,  stomach goes, Yikes, I've been poisoned...


Ooof, 2 ol'fodis..  Used to be able to do 4-5 straight NP.

I'd rather be getting high on life, thank you very much B)

[suicidal_orange]

Getting drunk has never sounded a good idea to me, it's just an unfortunate consequence of 'having a few drinks'.  I can remember the last time I was drunk enough to regret it but I'm not very clear on when it was, it's probably logged here in the what's bothering you thread...  Long may the run continue!

[romevi]

I had one shot of tequila and three drinks last night.

Didn't even feel a buzz.

[tp4tissue]

I had one shot of tequila and three drinks last night.

Didn't even feel a buzz.

If you had a big dinner , that prolly slows it down.

[chyros]

I had one shot of tequila and three drinks last night.

Didn't even feel a buzz.

If you had a big dinner , that prolly slows it down.

That amount of drink shouldn't get you drunk unless you're either an infant or genetically indisposed towards alcohol. I generally don't feel a thing until I'm into double digits.

[fohat.digs]

When I was younger I could drink more, but 4 shots of liquor in a few hours should produce a noticeable effect on most people.
 

[tp4tissue]

That amount of drink shouldn't get you drunk unless you're either an infant or genetically indisposed towards alcohol. I generally don't feel a thing until I'm into double digits.

you don't feel notn' even with 4 shots at once ?

[tp4tissue]

When I was younger I could drink more, but 4 shots of liquor in a few hours should produce a noticeable effect on most people.
 

2 shots to start, then sip on beer, that's always been the standard.

Sustainable for ~5 hours before this hits a total of 7 drinks, at which point additional drinks increase hangover probability above 50%.   

Even if there is no hangover, more than 7 drinks total will make one feel kind of sick the next day.

[chyros]

That amount of drink shouldn't get you drunk unless you're either an infant or genetically indisposed towards alcohol. I generally don't feel a thing until I'm into double digits.

you don't feel notn' even with 4 shots at once ?

Like a quadka? I don't really do that sort of stuff xD . I drink because I enjoy it .

[romevi]

It used to be that three drinks gave me a buzz. I don't really drink beer, so most of my drinks are cocktails or straight spirits.

[tp4tissue]

I drink because I enjoy it .

Wurds of a Seasoned-Alcoholic.

[Lanrefni]

It's been almost 2 years since the last time I had a beer,I do not miss the hangovers.

However it has only been 2 days since my last pot cookie,going to need to make some more on Monday since I only have one left.

[chyros]

I drink because I enjoy it .

Wurds of a Seasoned-Alcoholic.

Well, I AM an academic .

Had 8 beers tonight xD .

EDIT: before anyone thinks it; I didn't drink it alone, I was with friends .

[Sintpinty]

ur so lit TP 

Hurricane party over here in a few days 

Chk out this crazy yam I just cooked..  it's uncanny !!

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Nice yam! What do yams taste like?

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

I don'e even measure by shots anymore. I just pour my gin straight into a glass alongside a glass of OJ (gotta keep up that immune system) and drink the whole glass in like 15-20 minutes.

Usually that's enough to get me there without having any hangover effects at all.

[fanpeople]

I had to cut back massively on drinking when I quit smoking. I lost the two things I love in life that day.


Next I will start going to church, knitting tea doilies and complaining about the kids running up and down the street.

[tp4tissue]

I had to cut back massively on drinking when I quit smoking. I lost the two things I love in life that day.

Next I will start going to church, knitting tea doilies and complaining about the kids running up and down the street.

Church is a good place to meet females.

[noisyturtle]

Stop drinking and switch to weed. Alcohol ****s your body up.

[Lanrefni]

Stop drinking and switch to weed. Alcohol ****s your body up.

++

I have an ounce of Sour Diesel shake and trim in a crockpot with 3 sticks of butter right now,let that run on low for another 6 hours,should make for some kicking cookies.

[chyros]

I had to cut back massively on drinking when I quit smoking. I lost the two things I love in life that day.

Next I will start going to church, knitting tea doilies and complaining about the kids running up and down the street.

Church is a good place to meet females.

Surely it must be the WORST place to meet females .

[fanpeople]

I had to cut back massively on drinking when I quit smoking. I lost the two things I love in life that day.

Next I will start going to church, knitting tea doilies and complaining about the kids running up and down the street.

Church is a good place to meet females.

Surely it must be the WORST place to meet females .

I mean if you are into 60-90 year old widows than it is probably a good place to meet females.

[natAT]

I had to cut back massively on drinking when I quit smoking. I lost the two things I love in life that day.

Next I will start going to church, knitting tea doilies and complaining about the kids running up and down the street.

Church is a good place to meet females.

Is the gender reversed converse true ?. Asking for a friend ?  )

I had to cut back massively on drinking when I quit smoking. I lost the two things I love in life that day.

Next I will start going to church, knitting tea doilies and complaining about the kids running up and down the street.

Church is a good place to meet females.

Surely it must be the WORST place to meet females .

I think the idea is that when freed, a more tightly compressed spring releases with more energy than a less compresed one 

[chyros]

I had to cut back massively on drinking when I quit smoking. I lost the two things I love in life that day.

Next I will start going to church, knitting tea doilies and complaining about the kids running up and down the street.

Church is a good place to meet females.

Is the gender reversed converse true ?. Asking for a friend ?  )

I had to cut back massively on drinking when I quit smoking. I lost the two things I love in life that day.

Next I will start going to church, knitting tea doilies and complaining about the kids running up and down the street.

Church is a good place to meet females.

Surely it must be the WORST place to meet females .

I think the idea is that when freed, a more tightly compressed spring releases with more energy than a less compresed one 

Tightly compressed springs don't have to marry anyone when they release though .

[phinix]

Stop drinking and switch to weed. Alcohol ****s your body up.

True dat.

I remember back in a days I used to drink 0.5l of vodka easily.
I was never sick after alcohol in my life (but that's maybe because I'm Polish). However, I never liked the actual taste of alcohol and then overall feeling next day.

Mary Jane is the answer, you never feel sick, no flavour issues, not heavy on your body, its all gooooood

[Sintpinty]

I don't try and take anything that alters my mood. The only alcohol i need is isproyl to clean out disks, cartidges etc

[fanpeople]

I don't try and take anything that alters my mood. The only alcohol i need is isproyl to clean out disks, cartidges etc

Yet, you don't take anything yet.