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Hotdog Rollers
« on: Wed, 12 February 2020, 07:45:50 »
Anyone else dream of owning one ?

They make veggie dogs now,  So,  the dream's still alive.

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Re: Hotdog Rollers
« Reply #2 on: Wed, 12 February 2020, 08:27:32 »
lookin' @ these, but there's no ways could eat so many hotdogs.

At most , Tp4 will eat 2x hotdogs.  But they don't make a 2x roller.

There's a 5x roller that's $64,  can't fordz.

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Re: Hotdog Rollers
« Reply #3 on: Wed, 12 February 2020, 08:31:30 »
lookin' @ these, but there's no ways could eat so many hotdogs.

At most , Tp4 will eat 2x hotdogs.  But they don't make a 2x roller.

There's a 5x roller that's $64,  can't fordz.


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Re: Hotdog Rollers
« Reply #4 on: Wed, 12 February 2020, 12:30:51 »
Anyone else dream of owning one ?

They make veggie dogs now,  So,  the dream's still alive.


No hotdogs suck a##
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Re: Hotdog Rollers
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 13 February 2020, 09:44:09 »
Anyone else dream of owning one ?

They make veggie dogs now,  So,  the dream's still alive.


No hotdogs suck a##

Do you mean, "No! Hotdogs suck a##" as in all hotdogs suck or, "No hotdogs suck a##" as in every hotdog is awesome?

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Also, this looks awesome, and I want to get one just for a cookout, but my friends never come over, so I'd get maybe one use out of it.
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Re: Hotdog Rollers
« Reply #6 on: Wed, 26 February 2020, 08:11:46 »
Why do you need that? Just boil them.
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Re: Hotdog Rollers
« Reply #7 on: Wed, 26 February 2020, 08:39:56 »
Why do you need that? Just boil them.

No, they need to be toasted a bit, one way or another, to brown up the outside.
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Re: Hotdog Rollers
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 27 February 2020, 11:26:11 »
You have to boil hot dogs, and then give the water to your enemies.
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Re: Hotdog Rollers
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 27 February 2020, 14:33:51 »
Why do you need that? Just boil them.

No, they need to be toasted a bit, one way or another, to brown up the outside.

I recently bought a cast iron griddle that sits on my range, and I made the best hotdog of my life on it. I had cooked bacon for breakfast, so some of the grease was still on the griddle. I rolled the hotdog (actually it rolled itself when bubbles popped on the casing) so it was lightly browned and slightly split all the way around. I placed the hotdog bun on the griddle for a few seconds to warm it up. I topped it with mustard and two jarred calabrian peppers (I think this was the real finishing touch). Holy molely was it good.

The next day I made one for my wife but instead of buns, I toasted two slices of bread in butter on the griddle and cut the link into four pieces lengthwise and crosswise so that it would fit in a sandwich and browned both sides of each piece. She loved it.
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Re: Hotdog Rollers
« Reply #10 on: Fri, 28 February 2020, 03:06:53 »
Sounds nice! :) 
Not helping me with new veg diet :D

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Re: Hotdog Rollers
« Reply #11 on: Fri, 28 February 2020, 04:38:43 »
Sounds nice! :) 
Not helping me with new veg diet :D

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