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Graham Crackers.
« on: Thu, 23 April 2020, 22:24:51 »
Why are they so crazy gud'.

Just ate a whole box. 27 fullsize Crackers. got a mild sugar-rush headache

Yet Tp4 am already Eyeballin' the 3 other boxes @ the corner. It's like they're makn' these with Actual-Crack. Can people even get high eating crack ?


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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 23 April 2020, 23:51:47 »
Now my elbow hurts.. why does my elbow hurt...

Maybe crackers contaminated with foreign proteins.

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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 25 April 2020, 10:53:11 »
Ooof, just ate another box,  ~ 312g of pure sugar per box.   Feel fine though, this is the second box, so perhaps sugar-immunity has developed.

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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 25 April 2020, 10:54:35 »
now I quite often sit down and eat an entire sleeve... but a WHOLE BOX?  HOly SmOkes.  That's a feat.

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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 25 April 2020, 11:05:40 »

eat an entire sleeve

a WHOLE BOX?


Reserve the sweets as the dessert after the actual meal.

With refined flour/sugar carbohydrates alone you can pack in a wheelbarrow full, but if they are the finishing touch on something healthy, then moderation will happen naturally.

Now, when my kids were young they used to say "But Daddy, there is a separate stomach for dessert."
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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 25 April 2020, 11:13:15 »
now I quite often sit down and eat an entire sleeve... but a WHOLE BOX?  HOly SmOkes.  That's a feat.

Yea, it's basically like drinking 8 Cocacolas. 

Tp4 used to drink 5 cocacolas a day when he worked at the bmw exports, so it's not that different.

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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 25 April 2020, 13:04:16 »
Why are they so crazy gud'.

Just ate a whole box. 27 fullsize Crackers. got a mild sugar-rush headache

Yet Tp4 am already Eyeballin' the 3 other boxes @ the corner. It's like they're makn' these with Actual-Crack. Can people even get high eating crack ?

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Having them with honey is even better
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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 25 April 2020, 21:12:17 »
Seriously, this is a problem.. I just ate another half a box.

Saw the cookies @ the costco, said, oh this will be gud for a month.   2 days later it's almost done.


A part of Tp4 be sayn' just eat everythign right now, and be done with it, never buy another box,  but that's clearly from an addict's playbook.

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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 25 April 2020, 22:55:15 »
They need Marshmallow Fluff and a light drizzle of chocolate syrup to be truly perfect.

Cream cheese and blackberry preserves is also great.

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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #9 on: Sun, 26 April 2020, 01:11:13 »
They need Marshmallow Fluff and a light drizzle of chocolate syrup to be truly perfect.

Cream cheese and blackberry preserves is also great.

ate the other half box,  sigh...  Only 1 box left.  goin' 2 bed..


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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 26 April 2020, 02:05:57 »
They need Marshmallow Fluff and a light drizzle of chocolate syrup to be truly perfect.

Cream cheese and blackberry preserves is also great.

ate the other half box,  sigh...  Only 1 box left.  goin' 2 bed..

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Poor TP, a slave to his impulses.

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« Reply #11 on: Sun, 26 April 2020, 02:49:34 »
They need Marshmallow Fluff and a light drizzle of chocolate syrup to be truly perfect.

Cream cheese and blackberry preserves is also great.

ate the other half box,  sigh...  Only 1 box left.  goin' 2 bed..

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By God. You bought FOUR BOXES OF GRAHAM CRACKERS?!

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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 26 April 2020, 12:38:49 »
By God. You bought FOUR BOXES OF GRAHAM CRACKERS?!

Vow not to buy any more ever for at least several months. Clearly proven that Tp4 can not handle it.

haven't eaten any yet today, so far so good, only 1 box left. annnnd who knows what'll happen with the day's stress.

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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #13 on: Sun, 26 April 2020, 12:51:38 »
Did you have sweet dreams?

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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #14 on: Sun, 26 April 2020, 13:08:56 »
By God. You bought FOUR BOXES OF GRAHAM CRACKERS?!

Vow not to buy any more ever for at least several months. Clearly proven that Tp4 can not handle it.

haven't eaten any yet today, so far so good, only 1 box left. annnnd who knows what'll happen with the day's stress.


Oh yeah, that ****'s gone by nightfall.

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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #15 on: Sun, 26 April 2020, 17:52:19 »
They need Marshmallow Fluff and a light drizzle of chocolate syrup to be truly perfect.

Cream cheese and blackberry preserves is also great.

ate the other half box,  sigh...  Only 1 box left.  goin' 2 bed..

Yes that is normal
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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #16 on: Sun, 26 April 2020, 19:08:17 »
Just ate dinner..

Self-Controlled ALL DAY..   Having a staredown w/ the box of cookies now..

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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #17 on: Sun, 26 April 2020, 20:11:51 »
It's begun.. Already crackin' crackin...

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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #18 on: Sun, 26 April 2020, 20:27:32 »
The inner dialogue and turmoil....

Tp, you've got nothing good in your life, these cookies are it, if you don't have these cookies, you have nothing.

You're but an empty shell, an empty shell that can be filled with cookies.

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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #19 on: Sun, 26 April 2020, 21:53:20 »
The inner dialogue and turmoil....

Tp, you've got nothing good in your life, these cookies are it, if you don't have these cookies, you have nothing.

You're but an empty shell, an empty shell that can be filled with cookies.

That's deep man.
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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #20 on: Sun, 26 April 2020, 21:57:58 »
The inner dialogue and turmoil....

Tp, you've got nothing good in your life, these cookies are it, if you don't have these cookies, you have nothing.

You're but an empty shell, an empty shell that can be filled with cookies.


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Re: Graham Crackers.
« Reply #21 on: Mon, 27 April 2020, 00:11:27 »
I had a few boxes around Thanksgiving when I made keylime pies with graham cracker crust (basically the best dessert ever). The left over cookie boxes sat on the countertop for weeks because I knew I would have finished them in one or two sittings if I had indulged. They are just mildly sweet enough to be addicting but not overwhelming.
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