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Offline funkmon

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I like the taste of stamps.
« on: Mon, 02 August 2021, 19:11:20 »
Not to go too far off the TP4 deep end here, but goddamn licking stamps and envelopes is awesome. I love that taste. It's too bad the USPS has moved on to stickers so I have to go on eBay and buy vintage stamps to get my fix

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 02 August 2021, 20:28:00 »
Stamp glue is one of cockroaches favorite foods

Offline funkmon

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #2 on: Mon, 02 August 2021, 21:14:25 »
D: are you saying my stamp collection could be attracting the cockroaches?!


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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 03 August 2021, 08:46:27 »
I saw this and thought I could relate myself to it... Nah, it is just too weird and dark to lick old stamps instead of a lollypop.

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 03 August 2021, 08:50:39 »
I saw this and thought I could relate myself to it... Nah, it is just too weird and dark to lick old stamps instead of a lollypop.

Remember, this is the guy who said:

We have diet pop. Diet pop is water but with flavour and texture and ****. It's perfectly fine for you and doesn't even kill your teeth. And it's 71 cents for a ****ing two liter
"However, even though I was born in the Mesozoic, I do know what anyone who wants to reach out to young people should say: Billionaires took your money. They took your chance to buy a home. They took your chance at a good education. They stole your opportunities. Billionaires took the things you want in life. If you really want those things, you have to take them back.
That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
Late-stage capitalism is a wealth-concentration engine, focused on vacuuming up every dollar and putting it in as few hands as possible. Republicans are helping that vacuum suck.
How does a tiny fraction of the population get away with this? They do it by dividing the other 99% of Americans against themselves."
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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 03 August 2021, 09:32:08 »
I saw this and thought I could relate myself to it... Nah, it is just too weird and dark to lick old stamps instead of a lollypop.

Remember, this is the guy who said:

We have diet pop. Diet pop is water but with flavour and texture and ****. It's perfectly fine for you and doesn't even kill your teeth. And it's 71 cents for a ****ing two liter


Tp4 withholding judgement until funkmon's veggie % status is known.

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 03 August 2021, 10:49:01 »
I don't even remember the last time I licked a stamp since they're all stickers now. The glue on envelopes is slightly sweet, but I'm always afraid I'll get a papercut on my tongue.
Maybe they're waiting for gasmasks and latex to get sexy again.

The world has become a weird place.

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 03 August 2021, 11:07:25 »
I don't even remember the last time I licked a stamp since they're all stickers now. The glue on envelopes is slightly sweet, but I'm always afraid I'll get a papercut on my tongue.

only go upwards, no cut.

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 03 August 2021, 23:19:44 »
I don't even remember the last time I licked a stamp since they're all stickers now. The glue on envelopes is slightly sweet, but I'm always afraid I'll get a papercut on my tongue.

This literally happened to me today; I sent three letters and my tongue has a papercut near the tip. It weirdly doesn't hurt much but I am worried about infection.

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 04 August 2021, 00:48:10 »
I don't even remember the last time I licked a stamp since they're all stickers now. The glue on envelopes is slightly sweet, but I'm always afraid I'll get a papercut on my tongue.

This literally happened to me today; I sent three letters and my tongue has a papercut near the tip. It weirdly doesn't hurt much but I am worried about infection.

Luckily the inside of the mouth heals quite rapidly, so you'll be ok. You can always use some mouth wash or hydrogen peroxide if you're really worried.
Maybe they're waiting for gasmasks and latex to get sexy again.

The world has become a weird place.

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 04 August 2021, 04:33:25 »
has there been a study on how long germs can survive on licked envelopes ?

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Re: I like the taste of staI mps.
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 04 August 2021, 05:04:36 »
I see someone has found some 70s dealer's LSD stash that accidentally ended up in circulation.

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #13 on: Wed, 04 August 2021, 05:07:13 »
I see someone has found some 70s dealer's LSD stash that accidentally ended up in circulation.


chyros said it's supposedly very easy to make at home.

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #14 on: Thu, 05 August 2021, 15:15:23 »
I saw this and thought I could relate myself to it... Nah, it is just too weird and dark to lick old stamps instead of a lollypop.

Remember, this is the guy who said:

We have diet pop. Diet pop is water but with flavour and texture and ****. It's perfectly fine for you and doesn't even kill your teeth. And it's 71 cents for a ****ing two liter


LOL

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #15 on: Thu, 05 August 2021, 16:24:19 »
//Addiction ??

potentially carcinogenic



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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #17 on: Sat, 07 August 2021, 15:13:03 »
I see someone has found some 70s dealer's LSD stash that accidentally ended up in circulation.


chyros said it's supposedly very easy to make at home.


Maybe, but I wouldn't trust me to make LSD.

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #18 on: Thu, 12 August 2021, 02:50:24 »
licking stuff... not my thing, but smelling...
I like to smell books. Or magazines. I started when I was 10 years old, smelling new pc games magazines.
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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #19 on: Thu, 12 August 2021, 07:42:42 »
licking stuff... not my thing, but smelling...
I like to smell books. Or magazines. I started when I was 10 years old, smelling new pc games magazines.

Tp4 jus smelled gameboy color. smells mostly like the handsoap tp uses

rubiks cube smells like an ether of sorts, def pretty toxic chemical-ee.. used krytox grease, so maybe it's that...

calculator, nothing..

paper, cardboard smell, or is it cardboard = paper smell.

keyboard, nothing.

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #20 on: Thu, 12 August 2021, 10:21:12 »
licking stuff... not my thing, but smelling...
I like to smell books. Or magazines. I started when I was 10 years old, smelling new pc games magazines.

Tp4 jus smelled gameboy color. smells mostly like the handsoap tp uses

rubiks cube smells like an ether of sorts, def pretty toxic chemical-ee.. used krytox grease, so maybe it's that...

calculator, nothing..

paper, cardboard smell, or is it cardboard = paper smell.

keyboard, nothing.


books, man, books!  :p
Open in the middle and take a big sniff from center of it. Pick an old book.
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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #21 on: Thu, 12 August 2021, 10:32:25 »

Pick an old book.


Unfortunately, there is a tipping point. I have a number of old books that I don't even want to touch any more due to skin sensitivities.

"However, even though I was born in the Mesozoic, I do know what anyone who wants to reach out to young people should say: Billionaires took your money. They took your chance to buy a home. They took your chance at a good education. They stole your opportunities. Billionaires took the things you want in life. If you really want those things, you have to take them back.
That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
Late-stage capitalism is a wealth-concentration engine, focused on vacuuming up every dollar and putting it in as few hands as possible. Republicans are helping that vacuum suck.
How does a tiny fraction of the population get away with this? They do it by dividing the other 99% of Americans against themselves."
- Marc Sumner 2025-05-30

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Re: I like the taste of stamps.
« Reply #22 on: Thu, 12 August 2021, 10:40:18 »

Pick an old book.


Unfortunately, there is a tipping point. I have a number of old books that I don't even want to touch any more due to skin sensitivities.

Well, new ones smell as well :)
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