Boss wants m0ar alcohol,

[tp4tissue]

So, dat Tp4 be like, running around town druk lookjn' 4 mort drinks.

Very specfix, chardoney, ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff... scored a bottle at an indian restaurant, they use it for cooking.

Ughh....   hope he no want other stuff,   it is very difficult to  use sellfon' right now, then is negotiate pricing, and they talk in stupid code like they is 007, like please, you is a , I digress .

[tp4tissue]

omg, they hagglging, ugh.................... sigh.. seriously, now tp4 has to find cash, it's 1 am,. ughhhhhhhhhhh.... driving to the casino.

[Findecanor]

You make me worry that you've lost footing in life ... more than usual.

[chyros]

Don't tell me you got drunk off of ONE bottle of wine? xD

[noisyturtle]

What are you in Brunei?

[Rhienfo]

omg, they hagglging, ugh.................... sigh.. seriously, now tp4 has to find cash, it's 1 am,. ughhhhhhhhhhh.... driving to the casino.

Very confused by this lol

[tp4tissue]

What are you in Brunei?

That'd be way worse, bosses in Asia are insanity. but Tp4 in Texas.  Tp4 has stepped on every single roadblock to never ever have to go to shanghai. It will be the Death of Tp4.

Just want stay home and play arm0rc0r, but life no let Tp4 do that.

[tp4tissue]

You make me worry that you've lost footing in life ... more than usual.

Tp4 doesn't have a choice now because of insane pressure from the top. Get your ass out there, make money, unlock wife and grandchildren achievement, or you can't get stuffs no more.

Footing side of things, Tp4 knows right from wrong, but unfortunately the only position they offered Tp4 is entertainment manager.

Tp4 was promised a concept development position, but it turns out, they still moved Tp4 to people connections, because apparently everyone else sucks at that.

[Findecanor]

Just checking to be clear: you're not working for one of my previous bosses who was a psychopath alcoholic, who used to hire people just to be his entourage when he went drinking?

Nothing involving "quantum" and "cryptocurrency" here, I hope?  (the madman's current endeavour, AFAIK, not what I worked with back in the day)

[tp4tissue]

All high lvl bosses are at least somewhat-alcoholic. Tp4 deals with different bosses that come and go. Tp4 is in charge of bridging these connections.

It's not a real job, kind of like concierge or politician, it's basically logistics, driving, talking, babysitting adults. Dealing with the worst aspects of mankind's folly.

No crypto in the current stack, but who knows what crypto boss comes along and someone up there diverts half mil.

[tp4tissue]

The last 4 people who did this job all got fired. First 3 were women, they ended up with substance problems and went on a very bad path. The last guy that had Tp4's job said/did something really dumb and angered a big-boss from thailand who had him beat up.

[Rhienfo]

The last 4 people who did this job all got fired. First 3 were women, they ended up with substance problems and went on a very bad path. The last guy that had Tp4's job said/did something really dumb and angered a big-boss from thailand who had him beat up.

wtf that's insane.

Hope you are all good there, I definitely could not work in environments that encourage that behaviour because I don't drink at all.

[tp4tissue]

Hardest part of the job. Having to Fake smile for strangers all the time. It's manipulative and it's exhausting.

[noisyturtle]

Hardest part of the job. Having to Fake smile for strangers all the time. It's manipulative and it's exhausting.

that is literally every job. that's just life.

[tp4tissue]

It's not a requirement of every job, it's optional in most. With people facing jobs, it's a requirement.

[noisyturtle]

Interacting with people and practicing my best human impression is actually what I love most about any job I've had. Since I could never get hired as a writer out of college, the only thing I've ever wanted to do, I have hated every single job I've ever had. Office work sucks ****. Retail works sucks dog ****.

Honestly whatever you are currently doing sounds amazing, I'd kill to be an entertainment liaison for any company. Your get paid to show people a good time, I'd pay for the opportunity to even be allowed to do that.

[tp4tissue]

Honestly whatever you are currently doing sounds amazing, I'd kill to be an entertainment liaison for any company. Your get paid to show people a good time, I'd pay for the opportunity to even be allowed to do that.

It just looks like partying from the outside, UNTIL it's your job, then it's just that, a job, that makes you do things you otherwise would not do. It's the tyranny of capitalism. MAYBE... maybe.. someone who is more ignorant could enjoy this, but it's not fun. Being drunk was entertaining in college, as an adult, it just feels like you've been poisoned. 

Tp4 is also not strictly speaking, showing them a good time, more accurately, Tp4 is enabling their wasteful/worst habits.

[tp4tissue]

Made an hotel-breakfast all Carb sandwish this morning. The keto-bros wince. 

Bread<-
--Syrup
Pancake
--Hotsauce
--Ranch
Pancake
--Oatmeal
Bread<-

[tp4tissue]

Tp4 playing dat golf @ resort, dn' even like golf, it's free though, so just drinking and wacking the ball as hard as possible into trees, old white people look on in disappointment as Tp4 mocks their "sport".

 

[tp4tissue]

heihei,  big swickg of costco savignon, wack the ball, look at old white people faces of lament.

 

[TomahawkLabs]

Made an hotel-breakfast all Carb sandwish this morning. The keto-bros wince. 

Bread<-
--Syrup
Pancake
--Hotsauce
--Ranch
Pancake
--Oatmeal
Bread<-

Is TP4 still drunk? I am from the midwest where the ranch flows like water and even I am off put by adding it to a pancake.

[tp4tissue]

It could depend on if you made savory or sweet pancakes.

But as Tp4 is veggie lvl 99..  He can ranch any Carb..

[noisyturtle]

How does it work that one night I'll have 8 drinks and feel damn near sober, then another night I have 2 drinks and feel like dancing in the street naked?
Make no damn sense 

[tp4tissue]

8 drinks sober. Not possible. Unless slowly across 3-4 hours.

[chyros]

8 drinks sober. Not possible. Unless slowly across 3-4 hours.

Tp4 am not an experienced drinker, I hear .

[fohat.digs]

not an experienced drinker

When I was young I could have 8 drinks and make it home unscathed, but that was in the first half of my life. And not every night!

These days, any more than 2-3 becomes unpleasant both in the time and again the next morning.

I suppose that may be because I tapered down as time went by - perhaps someone who drank regularly and heavily would maintain a tolerance into old age - not a desirable prospect, it seems to me.

[tp4tissue]

8 drinks sober. Not possible. Unless slowly across 3-4 hours.

Tp4 am not an experienced drinker, I hear .

Distribution over time is the key.