Tastes like sour, rancid water; no positives about it at all.
That is from unripe, early picked cuuqs, sprayed with dirty water and food wax to prevent evaporative shrinking. Very easy to grow your own, then you will see, it's gud'.
You have to remember there are different cuke types. I will go to war for Trader Joe's, but they only carry disgusting bitter inedible English cukes.
The cukes that is great for snacking, flavoring, eating, and pickling are American cukes. Japanese cukes are also tasty, semi-sweet, not bitter, but harder to find than American or English.
Cucumbers have virtually no calories, full of healthy vitamins, you can eat a whole cuke dipped in hot sauce and it will fill you up for less than 30 calories. You simply cannot beat that for dieting.