[Satire] Tp4 DriffftD0dgars (hina Travel Agency.

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For a modest Fee, Tp4 will set choo'wup in a (hi_|/|ese city of your choosing, for when you're too much of a coward to participate in WW3.

Any service you could possibly imagine is possible.

From custom cnc manufacturing, to Authentic sushi delivered from Jpn, to Beautiful housekeepers.

Tp4, 1 stop shop, explore the #1 world's suprp0wr, be Safe, be Prote(ted by the latest in hyprs0ni( defense systems. Experience the peace of mind supported by the #1 most powerful overall naval fleet, the #2 most powerful submarine fleet on the planet.

(hi_|/|a  produces 1000 rocket m0tors A DAY, can 10x on a dime 2 week factory conversion. Fully Intercontinental capable. Deterrence^9999

No other nation could win a War of Attrition against the #1 Factory..

 

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Example basic Rent. (All prices in USD)

Shanghai City Center HighRise

$2000-3000USD/month

150-square meter (1600sqrfeet) (USABLE Space, does not count walls/public share)

All amenities, dryer/washer/TV/2Bathroom

++ Balcony Space/ City view.

0 Crime, pickpocket is 100% gone. They are caught within 15 minutes of crime report by Skynet monitoring system.

Whitecollar crime exist, but not if TP4's got'churr Back, Tp4 will negotiate the lowest prices @ the highest quality.



City adjacent equivalent, $1000

-easy access by Fast Metro , no homeless people, totes clean underground subway, access entirety of city facility within 20-30 minutes ride.


Shanghai Advantages.

Delivery to door everything, Groceries, electronics. 

Food Costs, 1/2-1/3 of typical 'murica grocery cost, depending on what you eat.

Radiant floor heating, $300/month,  AC air, $80-120/month

$$Water/electric, mostly irrelevant.

#standard/Non-Standard Karaoke bars. Typical cost $400-1000 a night.

For reasons unknown, all Karaoke service members also speak fluent Japanese/ Passable English.

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Suburbs,  Technically possible, but it will be very boring and no Costco.

Rent is irrelevant, you don't even have to think about it.

You can LIVE in a 3 Star-hotel in tier 2 city for $45-50/day (long stay price)

3Star in (hna is wayyyyy better, it's like 4Star+ in the US.



Single House Rental:

Again, possible, but these are typically on the outskirts of Tier2 cities.  Tp4 would not recommend.