Author Topic: What three fictional characters would you pick as your zombie apocolypse crew? (Read 4221 times)

noisyturtle · « **on:** Sun, 30 September 2012, 19:31:13 »

I would pick The Doctor for quick thinking and interesting conversations. Dream(from Sandman) for his amazing powers and general existential awesomeness. And Gandalf because no zombie shall pass.
Honorable mentions go to Batman because Batman, Cthulhu(but he would probably work against me,) and Bayonetta for umm... reasons.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #1 on:** Sun, 30 September 2012, 19:51:15 »

I'd pick Jesus, Goku, and another Goku

Oh yea, dream team righ' dere'

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What's the point of wasting time with saving human women.

You can travel to different planets, and have them recreated in more docile forms if you'd like.

Since goku has instant transmission.

Jesus would be good for political power and espionage. And if he would be puppet, that'd be greatest, because if he died, he'd just come back...

Goku is powerful enough to kill anything in the universe.

And the Second Goku, would be back up...

and just in case One goku is not enough,

I could get them to Fuse, and have Goku^2 which would be exponentially stronger than even ssj4 goku, probably they'd even go ssj5+

And I'd think Jesus could probably learn fusion too, which means I could do JeKu,,, or Gosus,, w/e u like.

alaricljs · « **Reply #2 on:** Sun, 30 September 2012, 20:29:47 »

demik's GF, the dude that sent out the mystery keys and.... hmmm, Marvin

demik · « **Reply #3 on:** Sun, 30 September 2012, 20:32:14 »

Dylan, Dylan and Dylan. He spits hot fiyah.

Who is my gf alaric o.O

SmallFry · « **Reply #4 on:** Sun, 30 September 2012, 20:33:10 »

Tipo33's GF I think is what you meant. Dan can attest that she is way hotter

JK demik!

alaricljs · « **Reply #5 on:** Sun, 30 September 2012, 20:34:28 »

Quote from: demik on Sun, 30 September 2012, 20:32:14

Who is my gf alaric o.O

hello? "fictional character" see?

demik · « **Reply #6 on:** Sun, 30 September 2012, 20:37:47 »

OH SCREW YOU BUDDY

(good one)

SmallFry · « **Reply #7 on:** Sun, 30 September 2012, 20:38:59 »

HAHA!

Cobertt · « **Reply #8 on:** Sun, 30 September 2012, 20:42:12 »

Master chief, he has tons of experience with the flood, which are arguably worse than zombies, Tony Stark, ****, we'd be the safest at stark towers anyways now that it is self powered. And probably wolverine because it would be interesting to see if he could even become a zombie with the way he basically can't die to begin with.

jdcarpe · « **Reply #9 on:** Sun, 30 September 2012, 22:58:35 »

Too easy. "Snake" Plissken from Escape From New York/L.A; Ash from the Evil Dead series; and "Tallahassee" from Zombieland.

tjcaustin · « **Reply #10 on:** Sun, 30 September 2012, 23:08:22 »

If only you hadn't said fictional. I would have Abraham Lincoln at the top. He was a vampire hunter and that's a little like zombies. A bit.

But on to the list:

Batman
Ironman
Gordon Freeman

There were a number of close runners-up that I won't list, but yeah, there's my team. Three guys in suits that can be zombie proofed.

IvanIvanovich · « **Reply #11 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 12:54:36 »

Alice (you know, from RE), and 2 Alice clones... LOL.

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #12 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 13:13:06 »

Ganondorf, Link, and Zelda. The complete Triforce. Zombies will die.

ekw808 · « **Reply #13 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:06:58 »

WHATTT are you guys serious?!?! Number one should easily be the hulk a strong 2 would be GOKU, and for the last one, I'd need a healer in case anything happened, so I'll have to go with the 1st hokage from naruto.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #14 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:09:45 »

Quote from: ekw808 on Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:06:58

WHATTT are you guys serious?!?! Number one should easily be the hulk a strong 2 would be GOKU, and for the last one, I'd need a healer in case anything happened, so I'll have to go with the 1st hokage from naruto.

Dude, I have 2 goku, and 1 jesus, I don't see how the hulk can do anything about that.

and a HOKAGE is only powerful in the naruto universe, he really can't cross anywhere else and not get his ass handed to um'

Maybe Superman post crisis would also be a good choice. but I don't like superman cuz his personality ticks me off.

we should also consider a time traveling character, so if you ever get bored, you could time travel.

Healer is useless when you got 2x goku.. nothing could ever harm your group. He could also just gather life force energy and recharge you...

And there's Jesus, which also allegedly has healing powers.

ekw808 · « **Reply #15 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:13:27 »

I believe they work on chakra which is universal in the universe, so you're saying hulk only has powers in the marvel universe?? and goku would powers from his saiyan universe?? Superman would only have powers in the DC universe?

lol gtfo outta here, clown; he's just a arguer.

^this guy is a joke, yea you don't need a healer, neither does goku especially if he catches the disease that could kill him twice.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #16 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:25:49 »

Quote from: ekw808 on Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:13:27

I believe they work on chakra which is universal in the universe, so you're saying hulk only has powers in the marvel universe?? and goku would powers from his saiyan universe?? Superman would only have powers in the DC universe? lol gtfo outta here, clown; he's just a arguer.

^this guy is a joke, yea you don't need a healer, neither does goku especially if he catches the disease that could kill him twice.

Let's assume chakra is parallel to ki,, hulk would be something like an infinity ki engine.. Therefore may parallel goku...

Jesus on the other hand might have some sort of magic dampening ability that could qualm the hulk.

noisyturtle · « **Reply #17 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 23:10:10 »

Everyone keeps saying Goku, but wouldn't he have to die first to be of any use? We all know he's gotta die first, THEN come back to kick ass. Then you gotta go find those pesky dragon balls, all the while fighting off zombies. No man, we would all be dead before we could bring Goku's suicidal ass back. Also Hulk is a hands on kinda guy, and I wouldn't wanna deal with that if he got bit.

esoomenona · « **Reply #18 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 23:39:08 »

tp4tissue · « **Reply #19 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 23:42:26 »

Quote from: esoomenona on Mon, 01 October 2012, 23:39:08

I only need Pikachu. Me and him would destroy the zombies and be the very best.

hahahahahahaha.. made me lol

tp4tissue · « **Reply #20 on:** Mon, 01 October 2012, 23:45:11 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 01 October 2012, 23:10:10

Everyone keeps saying Goku, but wouldn't he have to die first to be of any use? We all know he's gotta die first, THEN come back to kick ass. Then you gotta go find those pesky dragon balls, all the while fighting off zombies. No man, we would all be dead before we could bring Goku's suicidal ass back. Also Hulk is a hands on kinda guy, and I wouldn't wanna deal with that if he got bit.
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No way zombie can penetrate hulk skin, considering he survives missiles and energy blasts without so much as a scratch.

They would also, need a virus that can withstand gamma radiation within the hulk's body.

Yes, I realize that Goku may die, for some random reason, that's why I got jesus, and a "second" goku. jesus can resurrect goku for sure.

stingrae · « **Reply #21 on:** Tue, 02 October 2012, 04:23:46 »

Quote from: dante on Mon, 01 October 2012, 20:25:14

Chiun (Remo Williams movie / Destroyer novels)

Master of Sinanju <3

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