Author Topic: The One Million Posts Thread (Read 24298 times)

Do I get a star for accidentally finding a series of porn pics with a woman shoving a gh80212 mouse into her *******? (Yes, the resolution is high enough to read that from the bottom of the mouse sticking out of her.)

Quote from: Xenderwind on Thu, 22 August 2013, 15:09:04
Yes, but I prefer to remember you as the hentai googler.

Here's one of the pics, and it's DEFINITELY NSFW:

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bear95 · « **Reply #156 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 04:20:27 »

Blurring out her **** totally amkes it less nsfw

The_Ed · « **Reply #157 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 04:26:27 »

Quote from: bear95 on Fri, 30 August 2013, 04:20:27

Blurring out her **** totally amkes it less nsfw

They were already blurred when I found them, apparently ass is appropriate but **** is right out for porn from that site...

The_Ed · « **Reply #158 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 04:53:23 »

My left hand has turned green and sparkly from my copper baoding balls... They were in storage for about 2 months, and had oxidized a little bit. I wonder if copper can absorb through the skin. EDIT: Google says not really.

EDIT2: It seems the people browsing this thread have crashed the server holding that specific image in the gallery... That or its bandwidth was exceeded, which I guess is much more likely.

bear95 · « **Reply #159 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 09:23:25 »

tp4tissue · « **Reply #160 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 09:51:17 »

so 20 regular forum users @ 10 posts per day would take 13.7 years to produce 1 million posts.

Not hopeful.

Glenn315 · « **Reply #161 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 10:30:54 »

So we have to put more effort into this thread then!

Thimplum · « **Reply #162 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 10:42:18 »

spam moar!

bear95 · « **Reply #163 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:08:49 »

Even if

bear95 · « **Reply #164 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:09:11 »

We got 100 people

bear95 · « **Reply #165 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:09:47 »

we'd each

Thimplum · « **Reply #166 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:09:55 »

Quote from: bear95 on Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:09:11

We got 100 people

Then what?

bear95 · « **Reply #167 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:10:06 »

have to post

bear95 · « **Reply #168 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:10:26 »

27 per day

bear95 · « **Reply #169 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:10:49 »

We need

Thimplum · « **Reply #170 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:10:57 »

Ahh... He doesn't like the 10 second post rule.

bear95 · « **Reply #171 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:11:14 »

MOAR PEOPLE!

bear95 · « **Reply #172 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:12:07 »

10 second post rule

bear95 · « **Reply #173 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:12:23 »

Should be

bear95 · « **Reply #174 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:12:40 »

Lifted for this thread

bear95 · « **Reply #175 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:14:35 »

Btw 27 posts per day to accomplish this in a year

funkymeeba · « **Reply #176 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 11:26:36 »

Drooling all over your cheeseburger.

BucklingSpring · « **Reply #177 on:** Sat, 31 August 2013, 22:36:01 »

At that pace, if we want to succeed then we'll have to make a request in our wills asking our children, theirs and theirs and theirs for many generations to come here and post something.

BucklingSpring · « **Reply #178 on:** Sat, 31 August 2013, 22:37:24 »

We need a post farming script.

The_Ed · « **Reply #179 on:** Sat, 31 August 2013, 22:45:14 »

Quote from: BucklingSpring on Sat, 31 August 2013, 22:37:24

We need a post farming script.

That would be a good way to get the IP and account you use insta-perma-banned. (that's a mouthful)

Thimplum · « **Reply #180 on:** Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:12:32 »

Quote from: The_Ed on Sat, 31 August 2013, 22:45:14

Quote from: BucklingSpring on Sat, 31 August 2013, 22:37:24
We need a post farming script.

That would be a good way to get the IP and account you use insta-perma-banned. (that's a mouthful)

It was a joke...

Glenn315 · « **Reply #181 on:** Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:15:47 »

Lol bear95 is trying hard..

AndyCapets · « **Reply #182 on:** Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:41:25 »

To do list:
1. Buy a sword
2. Name it kindness
3. Kill people with Kindness.

Just wanted to post something.

nubbinator · « **Reply #183 on:** Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:42:43 »

We're like not even 0.1% of the way to 1 million.

GeeGee · « **Reply #184 on:** Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:45:01 »

Quote from: nubbinator on Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:42:43

We're like not even 0.1% of the way to 1 million.

The way there is the goal.

nubbinator · « **Reply #185 on:** Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:48:54 »

Quote from: GeeGee on Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:45:01

Quote from: nubbinator on Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:42:43
We're like not even 0.1% of the way to 1 million.
The way there is the goal.

Sounds almost like one of those Asian proverbs. "The destination is not what matters, but the journey." or something like that.

GeeGee · « **Reply #186 on:** Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:50:51 »

Quote from: nubbinator on Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:48:54

Quote from: GeeGee on Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:45:01
Quote from: nubbinator on Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:42:43
We're like not even 0.1% of the way to 1 million.
The way there is the goal.

Sounds almost like one of those Asian proverbs. "The destination is not what matters, but the journey." or something like that.

That's what I was aiming for..

funkymeeba · « **Reply #187 on:** Mon, 02 September 2013, 20:36:39 »

Sir, could you please turn off that firehose of pain aimed right at my face. Yes, you. The one with the hose. Yes, turn it at someone else.

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #188 on:** Tue, 01 October 2013, 11:53:11 »

come on people lets do this

The_Ed · « **Reply #189 on:** Tue, 01 October 2013, 12:37:00 »

You're only at 0.019%, it's NOT gonna happen...

tlt · « **Reply #190 on:** Tue, 01 October 2013, 12:41:16 »

Maybe I could make a script to help out?

rowdy · « **Reply #191 on:** Wed, 02 October 2013, 05:50:06 »

I'm in!

tormentor · « **Reply #192 on:** Wed, 02 October 2013, 21:23:40 »

This is interesting lol. I guess I'll contribute

metalliqaz · « **Reply #193 on:** Wed, 02 October 2013, 21:29:36 »

We've got a long way to go...

I think it will take one of the resident geniuses to get an Amazon EC2 instance going to post non stop to this thread while the mods are asleep

funkymeeba · « **Reply #194 on:** Wed, 02 October 2013, 21:34:26 »

Good thing I'm no genius.

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #195 on:** Wed, 02 October 2013, 21:39:12 »

Quote from: funkymeeba on Wed, 02 October 2013, 21:34:26

Good thing I'm no genius.

it all depends on how you define funky....errr i mean genius!!

iri · « **Reply #196 on:** Thu, 03 October 2013, 04:52:10 »

i feckin love russia's state services portal.

Turbo Slaab · « **Reply #197 on:** Thu, 03 October 2013, 06:55:27 »

inb4 1milly

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #198 on:** Thu, 03 October 2013, 07:13:36 »

Hmm... let me try to put this goal into perspective for you:

It took Ripster YEARS to get all of his posts, and he only made it to like what, 25k? And look at how much bull**** he had to post to get that number...

Also this: http://geekhack.org/index.php?action=stats

This forum has been around for YEARS and we haven't even reached 1M posts.

So yeah, this thread is completely pointless. It should be deleted...

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #199 on:** Thu, 03 October 2013, 07:18:23 »

Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 03 October 2013, 07:13:36

Hmm... let me try to put this goal into perspective for you:

It took Ripster YEARS to get all of his posts, and he only made it to like what, 25k? And look at how much bull**** he had to post to get that number...

Also this: http://geekhack.org/index.php?action=stats

This forum has been around for YEARS and we haven't even reached 1M posts.

So yeah, this thread is completely pointless. It should be deleted...

People need goals in life, don't be a downer.

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