chocolate syrup, cola, jam, mustard...
versus white cloth...
No indication of incident.
What sorcery is this?
If that stuff passes the chili and spaghetti sauce tests as well, i will be convinced that the laws of physics have changed.
On the other hand, i bet it would suck to wear a shirt that can't breathe, and is basically a plastic bag around your body... which allows you to seem like you're "just wearing a shirt."
Assuming a properly treated keyboard, with this stuff, you could spill an entire bottle of chocolate syrup into your keyboard, and all you would have to do is open it up and pour it out. Maybe rinse it a little or something, to be sure you got it all, but it would be fine. You could fill your case with mustard and not even worry. That's just amazing.
We should treat eyewear and windshields with this stuff.