Tonight my wife be like
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:cry:
//does not compute
what is happening?
why do you wear diapers?
what would be the purpose of hiding them from you if you need it?
where could you possibly hide something an adult human couldn't find?
Babies wear diapers. Wife was out to dinner with other wives.
The drawer where wife keeps diapers was out. The secondary place where she keeps the big box was out.
Baby screaming with poopy butt, other kids running around trying to find a diaper anywhere. None to be found. Not in any bag, purse, or even the trunk of the car.
Finally I remembered where we put the old cloth diapers since we stopped using them (baby's poops are too nasty these days). Put one of those in the baby.
Later I found out wife had stuffed the bag of diapers under the dresser.
I think wives do this kind of thing on purpose and then don't answer their phones or texts and have a good laugh about it. :mad: