This one time I was browsing the internet and found this really strange site. It was a forum, an extremely active one at that, dedicated to keyboards and related items. The members of this site would frequently buy new sets of buttons for their keyboards, and certain buttons sold for hundreds of dollars. It was crazy.
For my not joking weird internet, the award goes to timecube. It's a several page long rant about how the earth has four corners or something. It's mostly incomprehensible.
http://www.timecube.com/Here's a little quote to get you hooked-
" If I tell a human that his 4-corner
head (nose, 2 ears and back corner)
has only a 1-corner face, the dumb-
ass will say to me - "prove it". He
knows not that his face is a corner."
Oh, and-
" My wisdom so antiquates known knowledge, that a psychiatrist examining my behavior, eccentric by his academic single corner knowledge, knows no course other than to judge me schizoprenic."
Edit- this was too priceless not to add in
"Maybe, you should worship a fish god"
