Author Topic: Moar Cookies!! (Read 20414 times)

UniClown · « **on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 13:48:39 »

Farm cookies and post your screenshots!

http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/cookie/

It is a stupidly addicting stupid game. Me and Alosec can't stop playing

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My Screenshot:

snoopy · « **Reply #1 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 13:59:40 »

Americans are crazy...

UniClown · « **Reply #2 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 14:05:48 »

Quote from: snoopy on Sat, 10 August 2013, 13:59:40

Americans are crazy...

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it!

vun · « **Reply #3 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 14:12:58 »

This is absolutely idiotic and yet I've been doing it for about an hour. Way more engaging than it should be.

Photekq · « **Reply #4 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 14:13:12 »

This is actually amazing.

UniClown · « **Reply #5 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 15:00:03 »

Quote from: Photekq on Sat, 10 August 2013, 14:13:12

This is actually amazing.

Quote from: vun on Sat, 10 August 2013, 14:12:58

This is absolutely idiotic and yet I've been doing it for about an hour. Way more engaging than it should be.

I know right! I have 15 portals 30 alchemy and too many of the rest of the stuff at this point. I don't know why I'm still playing.

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #6 on:** Sat, 10 August 2013, 21:03:03 »

i love this

@vun LOL now i know what you are talking about hahhaha

jameslr · « **Reply #7 on:** Sun, 11 August 2013, 10:19:33 »

Ahhh! Save me from this madness!

vun · « **Reply #8 on:** Sun, 11 August 2013, 10:45:54 »

I don't even know why I keep doing this...

inteli722 · « **Reply #9 on:** Sun, 11 August 2013, 18:39:08 »

So I just started a little while ago...

AutoHotkey for the win!

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #10 on:** Sun, 11 August 2013, 22:15:48 »

noisyturtle · « **Reply #11 on:** Sun, 11 August 2013, 22:30:32 »

In the game industry we like to call you people 'cow clickers.' Ahh the glory of immediate feedback impulsive reward systems. Same kinds of people who enjoy the horror of things like FarmVille and Animal Crossing. Hone those skills, you can do it!

oaklandishh · « **Reply #12 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 00:21:11 »

Ya I wrote up an auto hot key too. But then it crashed my computer X_X

why am i playing this.

rarar · « **Reply #13 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 00:58:57 »

my god this game is addicting o_o

rarar · « **Reply #14 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 01:15:20 »

Also, on this site, I found this, this is pretty damn amazing.
http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested

UniClown · « **Reply #15 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 02:01:43 »

Wow, I'm laughing at all these posts. Unfortunately, you sort of hit a wall where things start costing ridiculous amounts like 80 million for a portal.

MOAR people must play and post pictures MWUAHH HAHA

rarar · « **Reply #16 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 02:43:09 »

clown, check out the nested thing, its pretty sweet. I found a random planet with a continent named africa, it was quite amazing to find. gives you quite the perspective

rarar · « **Reply #17 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 13:45:42 »

Left it on overnight, portals are worth 80 mil. also so many autoclicks that it doesnt even appear anymore

vun · « **Reply #18 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 13:57:30 »

Quote from: UniClown on Mon, 12 August 2013, 02:01:43

Wow, I'm laughing at all these posts. Unfortunately, you sort of hit a wall where things start costing ridiculous amounts like 80 million for a portal.

MOAR people must play and post pictures MWUAHH HAHA

You want ridiculous? My next portal will cost me 540 million. I haven't just hit the wall, I've started walking back away from it again.

inteli722 · « **Reply #19 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 17:55:24 »

Yikes. Left it on during ~~school~~ Band Camp

tp4tissue · « **Reply #20 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 21:57:58 »

This is the core gameplay behind Every RPG ever made.

LOL

PURE BLISS.. for those that understand it for what it is

If you turn off the background images, your autoclicker will run faster.

About 800 clicks per second is max.

noisyturtle · « **Reply #21 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 22:30:03 »

eh

vun · « **Reply #22 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 22:39:01 »

Okay I'm gonna need some help; how do I make the background a solid colour rather than the spazzing granny?
I've identified the bits I need to edit, I just don't know how to edit it and make it stick.
Any help?

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #23 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 22:49:13 »

Why did I have to be browsing and find this?

tp4tissue · « **Reply #24 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 23:02:33 »

Quote from: vun on Mon, 12 August 2013, 22:39:01

Okay I'm gonna need some help; how do I make the background a solid colour rather than the spazzing granny?
I've identified the bits I need to edit, I just don't know how to edit it and make it stick.
Any help?

use Color toggle pluggin for firefox

vun · « **Reply #25 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 23:05:30 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 12 August 2013, 23:02:33

Quote from: vun on Mon, 12 August 2013, 22:39:01
Okay I'm gonna need some help; how do I make the background a solid colour rather than the spazzing granny?
I've identified the bits I need to edit, I just don't know how to edit it and make it stick.
Any help?

use Color toggle pluggin for firefox

I don't use FF, I mostly use Opera, although I'm currently testing to see if I've figured out how to do it in Chrome.
But for some reason editing the script in Opera seems to be more difficult, I can't figure out how you do more than just debug it.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #26 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 23:08:21 »

Quote from: vun on Mon, 12 August 2013, 23:05:30

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 12 August 2013, 23:02:33
Quote from: vun on Mon, 12 August 2013, 22:39:01
Okay I'm gonna need some help; how do I make the background a solid colour rather than the spazzing granny?
I've identified the bits I need to edit, I just don't know how to edit it and make it stick.
Any help?

use Color toggle pluggin for firefox

I don't use FF, I mostly use Opera, although I'm currently testing to see if I've figured out how to do it in Chrome.
But for some reason editing the script in Opera seems to be more difficult, I can't figure out how you do more than just debug it.

you're going to put that much effort into playing this game?

vun · « **Reply #27 on:** Mon, 12 August 2013, 23:12:29 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 12 August 2013, 23:08:21

Quote from: vun on Mon, 12 August 2013, 23:05:30
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 12 August 2013, 23:02:33
Quote from: vun on Mon, 12 August 2013, 22:39:01
Okay I'm gonna need some help; how do I make the background a solid colour rather than the spazzing granny?
I've identified the bits I need to edit, I just don't know how to edit it and make it stick.
Any help?

use Color toggle pluggin for firefox

I don't use FF, I mostly use Opera, although I'm currently testing to see if I've figured out how to do it in Chrome.
But for some reason editing the script in Opera seems to be more difficult, I can't figure out how you do more than just debug it.

you're going to put that much effort into playing this game?

Not really, just figure it's a nice opportunity to learn my way around the built-in java editor thingies and gives me something to put my mind to if I get bored.

rarar · « **Reply #28 on:** Tue, 13 August 2013, 01:18:08 »

I wonder, since this game is an experiment, I wonder if the reset button does something secret?

Grim Fandango · « **Reply #29 on:** Tue, 13 August 2013, 02:03:00 »

My colleague turned his chair to face my desk and saw what I was doing. His response (with a thick Hebrew accent) "I hear Walmart is hiring"

rarar · « **Reply #30 on:** Tue, 13 August 2013, 13:11:35 »

Dear god I left it on overnight and now my portals are worth 368 million a piece.

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #31 on:** Tue, 13 August 2013, 14:14:09 »

Quote from: rarar on Tue, 13 August 2013, 13:11:35

Dear god I left it on overnight and now my portals are worth 368 million a piece.

I left mine on overnight and was able to rapid-buy 8 portals. Feels good.

rarar · « **Reply #32 on:** Tue, 13 August 2013, 14:28:04 »

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 13 August 2013, 14:14:09

Quote from: rarar on Tue, 13 August 2013, 13:11:35
Dear god I left it on overnight and now my portals are worth 368 million a piece.

I left mine on overnight and was able to rapid-buy 8 portals. Feels good.

I bought 5-10 overnight and bought em at 100's of millions a piece 0_0

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #33 on:** Tue, 13 August 2013, 14:28:45 »

We'll see what I've got after a 9 hour work day.

rarar · « **Reply #34 on:** Tue, 13 August 2013, 16:11:21 »

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Tue, 13 August 2013, 14:28:45

We'll see what I've got after a 9 hour work day.

I've left mine idling for the past 4 hours while I've been playin vidya games

I'll wait til you're done waiting lol.

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #35 on:** Tue, 13 August 2013, 16:31:05 »

I've got 968 million cookies in da bank. Gotta get to 1 billion!

Edit: It says I should stop playing....

1 BILLION!

noisyturtle · « **Reply #36 on:** Tue, 13 August 2013, 18:40:18 »

Lost all my data on that last update. Done.

rarar · « **Reply #37 on:** Tue, 13 August 2013, 22:12:01 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Tue, 13 August 2013, 18:40:18

Lost all my data on that last update. Done.

I refreshed for the update then it wouldnt work so i closed the page and now im getting a bad gateway error

PointyFox · « **Reply #38 on:** Tue, 13 August 2013, 22:27:30 »

Reminds me of IdleQuest.

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #39 on:** Tue, 13 August 2013, 23:03:05 »

Demon-grandma keeps popping up...

vun · « **Reply #40 on:** Wed, 14 August 2013, 03:57:12 »

So yeah, portals are expensive now.

oTurtlez · « **Reply #41 on:** Wed, 14 August 2013, 14:18:14 »

What... have I done?!?!?

rarar · « **Reply #42 on:** Wed, 14 August 2013, 18:31:49 »

The elder pledge is really quite good, it buffs the auto clicks to 244 each (in my case) and the grannys to 51

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #43 on:** Wed, 14 August 2013, 19:12:44 »

Cookies? I don't see no cookies.

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #44 on:** Wed, 14 August 2013, 21:16:12 »

I'm quickly approaching 5 billion cookies.

rarar · « **Reply #45 on:** Thu, 15 August 2013, 23:16:35 »

oooh time machine upgrade! refresh your browsers everyone!

rarar · « **Reply #46 on:** Fri, 16 August 2013, 15:07:59 »

woke up to 12 billion in the bank, my cookies per second is 764,416. PER SECOND.

lcs · « **Reply #47 on:** Fri, 16 August 2013, 15:14:43 »

guys.

stahp.

rarar · « **Reply #48 on:** Fri, 16 August 2013, 15:37:39 »

Quote from: lcs on Fri, 16 August 2013, 15:14:43

guys.

stahp.

nevah

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #49 on:** Fri, 16 August 2013, 16:10:34 »

Quote from: rarar on Fri, 16 August 2013, 15:07:59

woke up to 12 billion in the bank, my cookies per second is 764,416. PER SECOND.

I've almost got 13 billion.

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