Author Topic: Your Best Corny Jokes (Read 3345 times)

melt · « **on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 14:10:01 »

What's your best corny joke, huh?

Here's some of mine:

What's Dracula's favorite sport? Batminton.

There were two goldfish in a tank and one says to the other, who's driving next.

I was at a seafood disco the other night and pulled a mussel.

mauri · « **Reply #1 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 14:11:58 »

Don't you even starch

microsoft windows · « **Reply #2 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 14:40:20 »

WHY DID THE ROAD CROSS THE CHICKEN?

TO SIDE TO THE OTHER GET.

Thimplum · « **Reply #3 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 14:47:46 »

Brace yourself, I'm telling an orthodontist pun...

JoeC · « **Reply #4 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:10:13 »

I have a corny joke, it's a-maize-ing!

Photekq · « **Reply #5 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:21:28 »

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

stancato9 · « **Reply #6 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:22:42 »

What do you call a sheep without legs?

A cloud.

JoeC · « **Reply #7 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:26:01 »

stancato9 · « **Reply #8 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:26:22 »

Quote from: JoeC on Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:26:01

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Hahaha :))

Wildcard · « **Reply #9 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:40:32 »

What do you call a bald porcupine?

Pointless

jcrouse · « **Reply #10 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:50:10 »

a skelton walked into a bar and said, "I'll have a beer and a mop".

ften · « **Reply #11 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 23:40:33 »

What do you call a bear stuck out in the rain?

A drizzly bear

noisyturtle · « **Reply #12 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 23:42:13 »

Did you hear about the paraplegic opera singer?

He couldn't hold a note, couldn't carry a tune.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

YoungMichael88 · « **Reply #13 on:** Fri, 30 August 2013, 23:59:13 »

I though about becoming a doctor but I didn't think I'd have the patients.

I thought about becoming a history teacher but there's no future in it.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #14 on:** Sat, 31 August 2013, 00:27:32 »

Quote from: JoeC on Fri, 30 August 2013, 22:10:13

I have a corny joke, it's a-maize-ing!

hahaahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahah

mistakemistake · « **Reply #15 on:** Sat, 31 August 2013, 00:30:18 »

what does a nosy pepper do?

gets jalapeño business.

demik · « **Reply #16 on:** Sat, 31 August 2013, 00:33:09 »

second time today i've laughed at jalapeno business

mistakemistake · « **Reply #17 on:** Sat, 31 August 2013, 00:34:24 »

how does a bison get money?

from a buffaloan.

Jack · « **Reply #18 on:** Sat, 31 August 2013, 01:12:48 »

Did you hear about the guy who was caught hiding illegal immigrants in Prague?
He went to prison for caching false Czechs.

Ignoring the warnings of legend, a traveller plucked some especially pretty toadstools from a fairy ring. That night a fairy appeared in front of him, startling him so much that he fell to the ground. "I'm sorry, that muscaria," said the fairy, "but Amanita ask you to give those back."

Melvang · « **Reply #19 on:** Sat, 31 August 2013, 06:39:48 »

Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have ducked.

AKIMbO · « **Reply #20 on:** Sat, 31 August 2013, 06:46:52 »

So a seal walks into a club...

AndyCapets · « **Reply #21 on:** Mon, 02 September 2013, 16:15:52 »

Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."

fohat.digs · « **Reply #22 on:** Mon, 02 September 2013, 16:23:39 »

Diner - "Waiter, there is a small insect in my salad!"
Waiter - "Just a minute, I will get you a larger one."

Diner - "Waiter, there is a small insect in my salad!"
Waiter - "Ssshhh, everybody else will want one, too!"

Diner - "Waiter, why do you have your thumb on my steak?"
Waiter - "So it won't fall off the plate again."

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Author Topic: Your Best Corny Jokes (Read 3345 times)