Well, i think it's time to confess.
That day in the lab, when we finally finished the first ergodox prototype and plugged it in, it was so powerfull that developed it's own conscience, it was just the one of a 3 year chimp, but the world wasn't ready not even for that, so we decided to put him in a limited, controlled enviroment, this forum, so we can observe and study him, eventually he learned how to say "buy an ergodox" in english, and now you guys know him as tp4tissue.
The actual ergodox is a limitted model with none of the tp features (thanks to that)