"I already have 5 keyboards, but I've just joined group buys for 2 more. I may need to sell some of my 20 sets of keycaps to compensate a bit."
"My springs are gold, and my switches have pink stickers under them. I know you can't really see either under keycaps, but I know they are there!"
Gaming / usual hardware forum: increasing keyboard size to include macro keys, LCD stat displays, wrist rests, logos.
GH: min-maxing keyboard sizes down to 40% with as many function layers as possible. Next step: typing entirely on a keypad.
And none of my friends understand the purpose of a heavy aluminum/steel keyboard. They've seen my LZ-GH, and the perpetual question is "WHYYYY???"