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The get esoomenona a moose thread
« on: Thu, 07 November 2013, 21:26:21 »
In light of his recent generosity, I think we should come together as a community and have a live moose shipped to our friend esoomenona. All it takes is a small donation. PM me if you wish to donate. Money will come to me, I will purchase it with shipping directly to him.





Also please don't PM me, I'm not actually going to buy him a moose because that would be stupid.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 07 November 2013, 21:27:38 »
Stuffed moose it is!

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 07 November 2013, 21:28:22 »
Everyone should get a moose and send to him.  So he will be showered with meese.  How about that?
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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 07 November 2013, 21:29:29 »
Already did a while back.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 07 November 2013, 21:29:37 »
I'm in, as long as he promises to post pics of him riding it. Think of it, a moose on a moose. Glorious  :eek:


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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 07 November 2013, 21:31:04 »
Moose has a new *****? good for him
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 07 November 2013, 21:31:57 »
This thread makes me want to go moose hunting...
tp thread is tp thread
Sometimes it's like he accidentally makes a thread instead of a google search.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 07 November 2013, 21:56:06 »
I pledge a billion dollars

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 07 November 2013, 22:00:12 »
Stuffed moose it is!
That would be a lot more reasonable than what I was thinking.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #12 on: Thu, 07 November 2013, 22:47:24 »
Did anyone see the suggested other items in that range?  I want the $14k dragon!
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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #13 on: Thu, 07 November 2013, 23:20:32 »
I will take one two.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #14 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 03:26:43 »
Do people even keep mooses as pets?
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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #15 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 04:00:20 »
saw the title and my mind automatically went to a real live moose. What would u feed it.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #16 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 04:06:37 »
unless they have some unforeseeable downside (like they're actually made of cream cheese cunningly disguised as ABS)


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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #17 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 04:17:17 »
saw the title and my mind automatically went to a real live moose. What would u feed it.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #18 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 04:51:05 »
Send him a koala, low maintenance :thumb:
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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #19 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:02:38 »
Do people even keep mooses as pets?

This is the USA we have everything for pets. I know a billionaire who has a pet kangaroo that wears diapers.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #20 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:24:36 »
Sweet, can't wait til you guys try to buy me an airplane. Just shows you guys need to pick your usernames carefully! lol.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #21 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:26:39 »
Someone should buy me captains insignia!!


Borrowed from Wikipedia.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #22 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:28:35 »
Inb4clickclackusernames.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #23 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:30:07 »
I tried to run a GB for military keys, but no one was interested :(
unless they have some unforeseeable downside (like they're actually made of cream cheese cunningly disguised as ABS)


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« Reply #24 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:33:43 »
Someone should buy me captains insignia!!

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Borrowed from Wikipedia.

DONE! You should have it by Wednesday.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #26 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:48:41 »
And how have I neglected to get bunnylake a bunny and a lake....

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #27 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:51:37 »
I'm not sure if I should try to send mashby a potato.

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« Reply #28 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:51:58 »
I'm not sure if I should try to send mashby a potato.

mashed potatoes in the mail FTW!!!

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #29 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:53:09 »
Postal service will do the mashing for me.

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« Reply #30 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 08:57:54 »
Postal service will do the mashing for me.

Interesting....wonder what would happen if I mailed a potato in a bubble mailer....I have lots of addresses.....

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #31 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 09:01:43 »
Someone should buy me captains insignia!!

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Borrowed from Wikipedia.

DONE! You should have it by Wednesday.

ROFL. This should be interesting :D

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #32 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 09:07:34 »
here's a moose
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« Reply #33 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 09:18:39 »
here's a moose
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That would be Tyrone. He is legit.

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #34 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 09:19:48 »
saw the title and my mind automatically went to a real live moose. What would u feed it.
That's what I mean Chau. A stuffed moose, while more reasonable, simply isn't good enough for our moosey.

Postal service will do the mashing for me.

Interesting....wonder what would happen if I mailed a potato in a bubble mailer....I have lots of addresses.....
Just slap a stamp on it, drop it in a postal box, and call it a day.

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« Reply #35 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 09:26:58 »
here's a moose
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That would be Tyrone. He is legit.

I think moose will be getting a new friend in the mail

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« Reply #36 on: Fri, 08 November 2013, 09:34:03 »
I would like to point out I did this before it was cool :P

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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #37 on: Sat, 09 November 2013, 00:14:29 »
Postal service will do the mashing for me.

Interesting....wonder what would happen if I mailed a potato in a bubble mailer....I have lots of addresses.....
Just slap a stamp on it, drop it in a postal box, and call it a day.

Just make sure to write "fragile" on the envelope in large obvious letters.
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Re: The get esoomenona a moose thread
« Reply #38 on: Sat, 09 November 2013, 11:00:48 »
Postal service will do the mashing for me.

Interesting....wonder what would happen if I mailed a potato in a bubble mailer....I have lots of addresses.....
Just slap a stamp on it, drop it in a postal box, and call it a day.

Just make sure to write "fragile" on the envelope in large obvious letters.
Who said anything about an envelope? Just put the stamp on the potato.