Green tea ice cream is actually quite good. The problem is that you have to make it yourself, or go to a restaurant where they make it. Matcha green tea powder is very expensive. The good stuff costs $60/ pound. There is a medium grade, but that still costs $30/ pound. The low grade stuff is rejected in Japan, and makes its way into corporate ice cream in America, like your Haagen Dazs, and it's horrible. I wouldn't let my dog eat that slop. If you have any more Haagen Dazs, pour it down the toilet, where it belongs.
If you want eggs, you should try a 100 year egg:

For a real treat, you should have some delicious stinky tofu:

Stinky tofu does smell a little bit like raw ass, so you have to get past that part.
