So I get that on the surface this commercial doesn't seem that bad; it seems pretty standard really. But there is just something about this commercial that made me decide to never use this airline in 33 seconds.
The first thing that jumps out at me is just how much I dislike this pseudo-steward guy. From his very first, smug "YUM! FREE SODAS!" I decide I don't want to know this person. There is something about the way he says it and the way he's looking down on you that just pisses me off. Like, I bet this guy would be one of those people who thinks they're exempt for lines at the salad bar. All he's saying to himself is "I just need to grab some onions". ****er.
Next is the premise that soda's are what are making and breaking air travel. What?! Come on! The half a can of soda you get has not added $30 to the price of the ticket. Being on airplanes sucks; it sucks a lot. You always sit next to someone whose a planet and the stupid chairs' reclining feature is always broken. If you take away my damn soda there's just no way I'd ever make if through a flight.
Next, "It's in the price of your ticket
." No duh. This guy is just so much better than me and knows so much more than I do about the ins and outs of tickets prices. I guess I should really just shut up and let him explain the world to me.... I just hate him so much...
"*pssshh* Free soda. Hahaha"
/rant