Well, if you want to be an adult and have a chocolate-candy alcoholic treat, you should just make yourself a chocotini:

If you want a more juvenile experience, do it like Justin Beiber, and drink syzzurp:
CLASSIC SYZZURP RECIPE:
Promethazine w/Codeine syrup
Any fruit flavored soda
A jolly rancher
Mix and enjoy! Not only is it good for you, but it makes you a belieber. Syzzurp also helps if you have a little cough or a scratchy throat, and who doesn't at this time of year? Amirite?
'lil Wayne likes 'em too. But he adds smoking marijuana, of which I do not approve.

Prometh w/ codeine 4lyfe! Be a thugz like J. Beibs!
