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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #50 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 00:59:10 »
The majority of the replies have been for Scotch, which is made in Scotland.

The only official spirit of the US is bourbon...which I like much better than scotch and it's all natural. No coloring or flavoring is allowed at all and it doesn't taste like iodine, brine, and ashtrays all mixed together. You get lots of vanilla, caramel, butterscotch, toffee, and some peppery spice in some varieties.

Good story. I'll continue to drink scotch and drive my Japanese manufactured car :)

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #51 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 01:14:49 »
What part is made up? Besides perceived taste which is different for everyone, and you have every right to not agree with, that is all fact.

Edit: and what does your car have to do with bourbon? :rolleyes:
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #52 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 01:42:52 »
Moonshine, Professionally bottled so you know they didnt mix it dangerous additives to save $ on their end.... Tastes great with the Apple Cinnamon Sticks! :)
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #53 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 02:30:53 »
The majority of the replies have been for Scotch, which is made in Scotland.

The only official spirit of the US is bourbon...which I like much better than scotch and it's all natural. No coloring or flavoring is allowed at all and it doesn't taste like iodine, brine, and ashtrays all mixed together. You get lots of vanilla, caramel, butterscotch, toffee, and some peppery spice in some varieties.

Except that it's made with corn, which is evil and is destroying this country.  Obviously corn itself isn't evil, just the lobbies and political interests that go along with it.


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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #54 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 02:47:15 »
Jebus guys, can't we have a serious conversation at all? What are you talking about? The OP wanted to know about American Liquor/Whiskey and that's it. Not GMO vs organic BS (which none of the distillers I listed use GMO.)

You know there is a thread here dedicated just to Scotch and another just for beer, right?? Scotch is not American, it's Scotch.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #55 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 03:31:32 »
If that was directed at me, I never mentioned anything about GMO.  The reason for the last comment is that you gave the impression that Bourbon > Scotch as far as tastes, which most people I've ever met don't agree with because corn makes an inferior tasting alcohol.  People drink bourbon because it's cheap, and they mix it with Coke.  Corn is also why most American beer tastes like crap.  No need to get butthurt about it, it's just an opinion.  How many people do you ever see just sipping Bourbon, vs Scotch or Irish Whiskey.  I just added the evil part because I don't agree with subsidizing farmers so they can put that useless crop into every damn thing you find at the grocery store, as well as some motor vehicles.  Corn raises the price of other crops that don't suck. 

As previously stated, most Americans will agree that domestic alcohol tastes like crap, with the exception of some wines and local craft beers.  That's the reason people are posting about Scotch, because there isn't a good domestic hard alcohol product that is worthy of giving as a gift.  To add another alternative, maybe buy a nice domestic craft beer.  If you buy an expensive beer, the kind that comes in a large bottle with a champagne cork, they almost always taste very good.  It also makes a good gift because most people won't spend $20-$30 or more on a 750ml bottle of beer.  You are paying for an experience that they might not otherwise even consider, but would likely enjoy.  Almost everybody drinks beer in America, but not nearly as many people drink wine, so beer would be a better choice for a gift.

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #56 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 03:47:54 »
Blanton's
Elmer T. Lee
Four Roses Single Barrel Private Selections at barrel proof (my favorite)
Old Rip Van Winkle 10 yr. (if you can find it)
Booker's
Are all very good Bourbons and are around $50. The Elmer T. Lee is close to $30 and is excellent. A great balance between sweet and spice.

Would you say the Four Roses is the absolute top shelf Bourbon that you can find?  This thread makes me want to give Bourbon another chance.  I've tried a couple of bottles of $50ish ones, and was not very impressed.  If I give it another chance, I want to buy the best one possible so that I can make a fair comparison.

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #57 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 03:49:17 »
You've been out of the loop for a while. Bourbon and Rye are the hottest/best selling whiskeys in America and have been for the last decade. That's why there are shortages of bourbon everywhere. The distilleries can't keep up with the demand that keeps skyrocketing. That's just ridiculous to say that Scotch or Irish Whisky are superior spirits. That's a matter of preference, but you can't deny that by law bourbon is a pure unadulterated product. While the same can't always be said about other spirits.

http://chuckcowdery.blogspot.com/2013/05/whiskey-shortage-is-so-bad-buffalo.html
 
http://chuckcowdery.blogspot.com/2013/07/you-dont-need-to-know-anything-about.html

http://whiskeyobsessive.blogspot.com/2013/08/canadian-and-irish-whisky-fans.html

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #58 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 03:54:22 »
Blanton's
Elmer T. Lee
Four Roses Single Barrel Private Selections at barrel proof (my favorite)
Old Rip Van Winkle 10 yr. (if you can find it)
Booker's
Are all very good Bourbons and are around $50. The Elmer T. Lee is close to $30 and is excellent. A great balance between sweet and spice.

Would you say the Four Roses is the absolute top shelf Bourbon that you can find?  This thread makes me want to give Bourbon another chance.  I've tried a couple of bottles of $50ish ones, and was not very impressed.  If I give it another chance, I want to buy the best one possible so that I can make a fair comparison.


That really depends on what you like. There really is a big difference in flavor profiles. I would actually suggest the Elmer T. Lee or Pappy Van Winkle 20 year to a newbie, but you can't find the 20 year anywhere except for a bar maybe. There have been nation wide shortages of Elmer T. Lee too. Four Roses would be for the "experienced" bourbon drinker. Regular old Buffalo Trace is a good pour too and it's only about $20.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #59 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 03:54:54 »
Fair enough, but even if it sells more most people just mix it with coke because it tastes like crap.  Also, I really would like for you to prove me wrong.  I like supporting American products as long as the quality is good.  If you were to buy a bottle of Bourbon with maybe a $50-$200 price range, what would you buy based on taste and value?

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #60 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 03:57:09 »
Blanton's
Elmer T. Lee
Four Roses Single Barrel Private Selections at barrel proof (my favorite)
Old Rip Van Winkle 10 yr. (if you can find it)
Booker's
Are all very good Bourbons and are around $50. The Elmer T. Lee is close to $30 and is excellent. A great balance between sweet and spice.

Would you say the Four Roses is the absolute top shelf Bourbon that you can find?  This thread makes me want to give Bourbon another chance.  I've tried a couple of bottles of $50ish ones, and was not very impressed.  If I give it another chance, I want to buy the best one possible so that I can make a fair comparison.


That really depends on what you like. There really is a big difference in flavor profiles. I would actually suggest the Elmer T. Lee or Pappy Van Winkle 20 year to a newbie, but you can't find the 20 year anywhere except for a bar maybe. There have been nation wide shortages of Elmer T. Lee too. Four Roses would be for the "experienced" bourbon drinker. Regular old Buffalo Trace is a good pour too and it's only about $20.

Looks like we were posting at the same time.  Anyway since they aren't that expensive I guess I'll try a couple of those, and if I don't like them I'll mix with coke.  Thanks for the recommendations.

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #61 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 03:57:26 »
Elmer T. Lee is pretty hard to beat for ~$30. There are some others that you can spend hundreds on and they aren't much better. I haven't seen it on shelves for a couple of months around here though.

Edit: Blanton's is actually very similar to Elmer T. Lee, but it's about $55. You should however be able to find that just about anywhere.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #62 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 04:17:10 »
okay, so now i know three things made in 'murica:

1) unicomps
2) corn cobs
3) bourbon
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #63 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 07:04:59 »
Blanton's
Elmer T. Lee
Four Roses Single Barrel Private Selections at barrel proof (my favorite)
Old Rip Van Winkle 10 yr. (if you can find it)
Booker's
Are all very good Bourbons and are around $50. The Elmer T. Lee is close to $30 and is excellent. A great balance between sweet and spice.

Would you say the Four Roses is the absolute top shelf Bourbon that you can find?  This thread makes me want to give Bourbon another chance.  I've tried a couple of bottles of $50ish ones, and was not very impressed.  If I give it another chance, I want to buy the best one possible so that I can make a fair comparison.


That really depends on what you like. There really is a big difference in flavor profiles. I would actually suggest the Elmer T. Lee or Pappy Van Winkle 20 year to a newbie, but you can't find the 20 year anywhere except for a bar maybe. There have been nation wide shortages of Elmer T. Lee too. Four Roses would be for the "experienced" bourbon drinker. Regular old Buffalo Trace is a good pour too and it's only about $20.

hi smknjoe,  do you have any reputable online liquor [STORE] sites to recommend?

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #64 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 07:11:10 »
Shipping varies from state to state. Which state are you in, or are you even in the US?
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #65 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 07:25:18 »
Assuming that it's legal to have liquor shipped to you (it's not where I am) here is a good site out of California that ships. The Elmer T. Lee is out of stock though.

http://www.klwines.com/detail.asp?sku=997971
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #66 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 08:19:47 »
Assuming that it's legal to have liquor shipped to you (it's not where I am) here is a good site out of California that ships. The Elmer T. Lee is out of stock though.

http://www.klwines.com/detail.asp?sku=997971

Damn, no shipping to NJ 

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #67 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 10:50:06 »
Assuming that it's legal to have liquor shipped to you (it's not where I am) here is a good site out of California that ships. The Elmer T. Lee is out of stock though.

http://www.klwines.com/detail.asp?sku=997971

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #68 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 10:52:30 »
Assuming that it's legal to have liquor shipped to you (it's not where I am) here is a good site out of California that ships. The Elmer T. Lee is out of stock though.

http://www.klwines.com/detail.asp?sku=997971

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #69 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 11:03:49 »
Yeah, bourbon gin and absinthe seem to be all the rage nowadays. Guess the past and present really is circular.

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #70 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 12:27:11 »
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #71 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 13:00:58 »
Guess the past and present really is circular.

The older the better  :thumb:

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #72 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 14:56:03 »
absinthe
without wormwood?

The stuff around here uses greater/grand wormwood and the cheaper ones use lesser wormwood. I've never felt the effects, but then again it's not the kind of drink you have more than one or two of.

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #73 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 15:21:43 »
As far as american made I am really liking Cedar Ridge Rum.  It is a non-spiced dark rum that is insanely smooth.  It is something special when you can drink an 80 proof rum and it goes down just as easy and smooth as Malibu which iirc is only around 40 proof.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #74 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 15:56:59 »
As far as american made I am really liking Cedar Ridge Rum.  It is a non-spiced dark rum that is insanely smooth.  It is something special when you can drink an 80 proof rum and it goes down just as easy and smooth as Malibu which iirc is only around 40 proof.

Ew, Malibu is gross.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #75 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 15:59:35 »
As far as american made I am really liking Cedar Ridge Rum.  It is a non-spiced dark rum that is insanely smooth.  It is something special when you can drink an 80 proof rum and it goes down just as easy and smooth as Malibu which iirc is only around 40 proof.

Ew, Malibu is gross.

I hear that I was just using as a comparison that as an 80 proof it goes down just as easy as a 40 proof.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #76 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 20:08:11 »


Few spirits, made right here in Chicago.  I tried some samples at a local Binny's and was talking to the guy, he turned out to be the co-owner.  Great stuff.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #77 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 20:12:25 »
As far as american made I am really liking Cedar Ridge Rum.  It is a non-spiced dark rum that is insanely smooth.  It is something special when you can drink an 80 proof rum and it goes down just as easy and smooth as Malibu which iirc is only around 40 proof.

Ew, Malibu is gross.

malibu? the coconut thing?

Isn't that the date-rape drink...  haven't come across it since school

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #78 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 20:12:57 »
As far as american made I am really liking Cedar Ridge Rum.  It is a non-spiced dark rum that is insanely smooth.  It is something special when you can drink an 80 proof rum and it goes down just as easy and smooth as Malibu which iirc is only around 40 proof.

Ew, Malibu is gross.

malibu? the coconut thing?

Isn't that the date-rape drink...

That's my sister's favourite drink...   :eek:

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #79 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 20:18:36 »
As far as american made I am really liking Cedar Ridge Rum.  It is a non-spiced dark rum that is insanely smooth.  It is something special when you can drink an 80 proof rum and it goes down just as easy and smooth as Malibu which iirc is only around 40 proof.

Ew, Malibu is gross.

malibu? the coconut thing?

Isn't that the date-rape drink...

That's my sister's favourite drink...   :eek:

I have some bad news for you... your sister likes ****ty liquor.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #80 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 20:21:41 »
As far as american made I am really liking Cedar Ridge Rum.  It is a non-spiced dark rum that is insanely smooth.  It is something special when you can drink an 80 proof rum and it goes down just as easy and smooth as Malibu which iirc is only around 40 proof.

Ew, Malibu is gross.

malibu? the coconut thing?

Isn't that the date-rape drink...

That's my sister's favourite drink...   :eek:

I have some bad news for you... your sister likes ****ty liquor.

I would have to agree here.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #81 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 20:29:42 »
As far as american made I am really liking Cedar Ridge Rum.  It is a non-spiced dark rum that is insanely smooth.  It is something special when you can drink an 80 proof rum and it goes down just as easy and smooth as Malibu which iirc is only around 40 proof.

Ew, Malibu is gross.

malibu? the coconut thing?

Isn't that the date-rape drink...

That's my sister's favourite drink...   :eek:

I have some bad news for you... your sister likes ****ty liquor.

I would have to agree here.

wowowo.. guys... chill out... that's a GH  member's sister...

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #82 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 20:36:13 »
As far as american made I am really liking Cedar Ridge Rum.  It is a non-spiced dark rum that is insanely smooth.  It is something special when you can drink an 80 proof rum and it goes down just as easy and smooth as Malibu which iirc is only around 40 proof.

Ew, Malibu is gross.

malibu? the coconut thing?

Isn't that the date-rape drink...

That's my sister's favourite drink...   :eek:

I have some bad news for you... your sister likes ****ty liquor.

I would have to agree here.

wowowo.. guys... chill out... that's a GH  member's sister...

you wanna disrespect women.. gotta pick a different forum.... yea I heard those OCN girls are ha0-s

I heard they also razer.

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #83 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 21:07:43 »
As far as american made I am really liking Cedar Ridge Rum.  It is a non-spiced dark rum that is insanely smooth.  It is something special when you can drink an 80 proof rum and it goes down just as easy and smooth as Malibu which iirc is only around 40 proof.

Ew, Malibu is gross.

malibu? the coconut thing?

Isn't that the date-rape drink...

That's my sister's favourite drink...   :eek:

I have some bad news for you... your sister likes ****ty liquor.

I would have to agree here.

wowowo.. guys... chill out... that's a GH  member's sister...

you wanna disrespect women.. gotta pick a different forum.... yea I heard those OCN girls are ha0-s

I heard they also razer.

yea man... razer haz skanky *****z

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #84 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 21:30:07 »
meant nothing by it.  Just saying that malibu tastes like crap.  The only way to drink coconut flavored rum is this.

1.  Take a fresh coconut with a lot of milk still inside.
2.  Cut off top without spilling milk.
3.  Pour in quality dark rum.
4.  Drink.
5.  Repeat.
6.  Enjoy.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #85 on: Thu, 23 January 2014, 23:57:11 »
Hahaha, really guys it's alright.  We both know that she drinks it because it's a really easy/cheap way to get drunk and it doesn't taste super crappy.  :D  No one was under the impression that it was a super classy drink.  :P

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« Reply #86 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 00:42:46 »
Sounds like one of my old girlfriends. She liked two fingers, tequila.  :p
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« Reply #87 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 00:56:20 »
Sounds like one of my old girlfriends. She liked two fingers, tequila.  :p


Did she lick the salt and bite the lime with the 2 fingers?  :p

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« Reply #88 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 00:58:22 »
tsk tsk, life is to short to drink cheap liquor
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #89 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 01:11:30 »
tsk tsk, life is to short to drink cheap liquor

but it's long and crappy enough at times to warrant cheap drinks.

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #90 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 01:17:23 »
Sounds like one of my old girlfriends. She liked two fingers, tequila.  :p


Did she lick the salt and bite the lime with the 2 fingers?  :p

It's lick and suck...and, yes.  :-*
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #91 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 01:30:32 »
Sounds like one of my old girlfriends. She liked two fingers, tequila.  :p


Did she lick the salt and bite the lime with the 2 fingers?  :p

It's lick and suck...and, yes.  :-*

I beg to differ  :p
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #92 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 08:41:04 »
Hahaha, really guys it's alright.  We both know that she drinks it because it's a really easy/cheap way to get drunk and it doesn't taste super crappy.  :D  No one was under the impression that it was a super classy drink.  :P

I meant no offense, I think it tastes awful but if she likes it then more power to her.  I'm of the mindset that people can drink whatever they like.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #93 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 10:42:18 »
tsk tsk, life is to short to drink cheap liquor

but it's long and crappy enough at times to warrant cheap drinks.


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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #94 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 11:21:57 »
Hmmm... Hoff might have a sister complex.. he just can't stop talkin' bout her...


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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #95 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 11:36:38 »
http://www.redemptionrye.com/

Both their rye and bourbons are smooth, and they have a slightly higher proof than most whiskeys.

edit:  Note that I can put down a half of a 750ml bottle of Bushmills in a night, with no ill effects the next morning/day.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #96 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 12:35:26 »
Not American but just pick up a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label -- always classy

yea i thought about that.... but I feel johnnie walker is border line sn0bish ever since they've hit the club scene..  kinda like iPhones..
Johnnie Walker is a whisky for people that don't know/care about whiskey.

Since you're limited to USA origin the obvious choice is bourbon or rye. If they're seasoned drinkers then they probably already have a chosen mainstream brand and a "premium" whisky will be more for novelty value than anything else - or if they're not that much of a drinker then they won't really be in a position to critique whatever you give them. In both cases you can basically just pick any esoteric small batch distillery out of a hat.

This seems interesting, not that I've tried it.


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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #97 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 18:09:39 »
http://www.redemptionrye.com/

Both their rye and bourbons are smooth, and they have a slightly higher proof than most whiskeys.

edit:  Note that I can put down a half of a 750ml bottle of Bushmills in a night, with no ill effects the next morning/day.

I would not call bourbon or rye "smooth" in the sense that they tend to have more flavor than just about any other distilled spirit. Mainly because they can only use NEW charred oak barrels once during the aging process. Which is where the majority of the flavor comes from.

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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #98 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 18:16:26 »

Not American but just pick up a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label -- always classy

yea i thought about that.... but I feel johnnie walker is border line sn0bish ever since they've hit the club scene..  kinda like iPhones..
Johnnie Walker is a whisky for people that don't know/care about whiskey.

Since you're limited to USA origin the obvious choice is bourbon or rye. If they're seasoned drinkers then they probably already have a chosen mainstream brand and a "premium" whisky will be more for novelty value than anything else - or if they're not that much of a drinker then they won't really be in a position to critique whatever you give them. In both cases you can basically just pick any esoteric small batch distillery out of a hat.

This seems interesting, not that I've tried it.

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Not a true assessment of "American" whiskey drinkers. Most of them maybe, but not all. The same could easily be said for the Scotch or Irish or Tequila drinkers. I have a collection of about 150 bottles of bourbon and rye and have tried all of them. Our whiskey clubs meet for tastings several times a year and even travel to some of the distilleries to pick private barrels to be privately bottled just for us. There are dozens of similar whiskey clubs all over the US.
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Re: American made Hard Liquor
« Reply #99 on: Fri, 24 January 2014, 18:40:42 »

Not American but just pick up a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label -- always classy

yea i thought about that.... but I feel johnnie walker is border line sn0bish ever since they've hit the club scene..  kinda like iPhones..
Johnnie Walker is a whisky for people that don't know/care about whiskey.

Since you're limited to USA origin the obvious choice is bourbon or rye. If they're seasoned drinkers then they probably already have a chosen mainstream brand and a "premium" whisky will be more for novelty value than anything else - or if they're not that much of a drinker then they won't really be in a position to critique whatever you give them. In both cases you can basically just pick any esoteric small batch distillery out of a hat.

This seems interesting, not that I've tried it.

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Not a true assessment of "American" whiskey drinkers. Most of them maybe, but not all. The same could easily be said for the Scotch or Irish or Tequila drinkers. I have a collection of about 150 bottles of bourbon and rye and have tried all of them. Our whiskey clubs meet for tastings several times a year and even travel to some of the distilleries to pick private barrels to be privately bottled just for us. There are dozens of similar whiskey clubs all over the US.

Agreed.  I have also tried tons of American, Canadian, Scotch, and Irish whiskeys before I decided that I prefer Scotch, am indifferent to Irish, and generally hate American and Canadian.  I call Crown Royal "Crayon" because it is a reverse bastardization of the pronunciation, and somewhat fitting.  However, I am still open to trying new bottles if they are highly recommended, and hope to actually enjoy an American whiskey one day.  The people at the liquor store know me very well LOL.