Doritos

[microsoft windows]

You know, while using my computer today at work, I realized that I hate doritos. Do you hate them too? I bet they cause cancer.

[SpAmRaY]

[sth]

WOW! i blogged about doritos today!!!
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=57199.msg1331699#msg1331699

[foxer]

Someone send me some cooler ranch doritos!

[sth]

Someone send me some cooler ranch doritos!

what if i personally deliver some cool americans? i think the combination of a cool american delivering cool americans is about as ranch as you're gonna get with it over here.

[baldgye]

Someone send me some cooler ranch doritos!

what if i personally deliver some cool americans? i think the combination of a cool american delivering cool americans is about as ranch as you're gonna get with it over here.

Only if they are delivered on horse back

[sth]

if you can arrange a horse at whatever tube station i'd get to from holland, i will take a tour of the UK and deliver doritos to all the UK geekhackers.

[baldgye]

if you can arrange a horse at whatever tube station i'd get to from holland, i will take a tour of the UK and deliver doritos to all the UK geekhackers.

The mental images are too perfect

[foxer]

I've just Googled these Cooler Ranch flavour. They're same as Cool Original. I'm massively disappointed now since we have them.

[physicsmajor]

Doritos are basically normal nachos coated with an equal mix of food coloring, chalk, cayenne+cheap cheese, and salt.

[Zeal]

I've tried the original cool ranch Doritos, but I didn't really like them. I found that they lacked the ranch flavour and were rather bland.

I personally prefer the Sweet Chili Heat flavour -- just enough kick, without being as spicy as the jalapeno flavour. 

[microsoft windows]

Doritos are basically normal nachos coated with an equal mix of food coloring, chalk, cayenne+cheap cheese, and salt.

Well said! Certainly provides ample reason to not eat them.

[C5Allroad]

Dude, I love dorittos. Only the purple bag though(sweet spicy chili) lol

[Zombly]

Thanks to this thread, just the title going to be buying Dorito's tonight, luckily you can't install Windows on a Dorito... or can you?

[microsoft windows]

No you can't. That's why they're pieces of ****.

[tjcaustin]

Someone send me some cooler ranch doritos!

what if i personally deliver some cool americans? i think the combination of a cool american delivering cool americans is about as ranch as you're gonna get with it over here.

Who are you going to get to deliver them, then?

[sth]

Someone send me some cooler ranch doritos!

what if i personally deliver some cool americans? i think the combination of a cool american delivering cool americans is about as ranch as you're gonna get with it over here.

Who are you going to get to deliver them, then?

i don't think you get it tjcaustin and frankly i'm a little surprised because i thought you were sharper than that.

it's you. you are the cool american. you will deliver the chips.

[noisyturtle]

Seriously another ****ing Doritos thread? Legit spam right here.

[tjcaustin]

Someone send me some cooler ranch doritos!

what if i personally deliver some cool americans? i think the combination of a cool american delivering cool americans is about as ranch as you're gonna get with it over here.

Who are you going to get to deliver them, then?

i don't think you get it tjcaustin and frankly i'm a little surprised because i thought you were sharper than that.

it's you. you are the cool american. you will deliver the chips.

That's seriously the nicest thing I think you've ever said to me <3

[1996 Ford Taurus]

Seriously another ****ing Doritos thread? Legit spam right here.

I'd rather eat spam than doritos.

[paicrai]

i wanna try doritos

[1996 Ford Taurus]

i wanna try doritos

You shouldn't. They taste bad.

[paicrai]

people like doritos
it must taste good to some people and i want to figure out if i am one of those

[tp4tissue]

do you also not like corn?

[1996 Ford Taurus]

do you also not like corn?

I like corn. But Doritos aren't corn flavored. If I want corn chips, I'll just eat regular corn chips without all the artificial colours and flavours.

[paicrai]

you're a car what do you know

[vun]

I tried Doritos out of curiosity, it was just a big bag of meh. A step up from tasteless paper-like crisps, but decidedly meh and not even close to being worth the money when you look at what you could get instead.

[tp4tissue]

do you also not like corn?

I like corn. But Doritos aren't corn flavored. If I want corn chips, I'll just eat regular corn chips without all the artificial colours and flavours.

there's a distinct  Corn Scent  (olfactory) to all corn based chips...  so i figured the corn itself may have been the problem..

[katushkin]

What came first: Ranch, or Cool Ranch?

[paicrai]

sounds like ranch to me

[Novus]

Are we still talking about doritos?

[paicrai]

doritos raunch

[1996 Ford Taurus]

you're a car what do you know

I know basic English grammar and punctuation.

[paicrai]

jeez you fart this is the internet grammar doesn't matter

[1996 Ford Taurus]

jeez you fart this is the internet grammar doesn't matter

Maybe in your little world. But in the world of the 1996 Ford Taurus, grammar is extremely important. I am an individual who is not embarrassed to show that he is educated.

[paicrai]

thanks for confirming you're a fart
and a butt

[Novus]

jeez you fart this is the internet grammar doesn't matter

Maybe in your little world. But in the world of the 1996 Ford Taurus, grammar is extremely important. I am an individual who is not embarrassed to show that he is educated.

Oh I'm sorry for a moment there I thought you were going to be a classic ford. Nope you're still a modern ford.

[Malphas]

this is the internet grammar doesn't matter

Well said.

[epzy]

you're a car what do you know

I know basic English grammar and punctuation.

Lol.

jeez you fart this is the internet grammar doesn't matter

Maybe in your little world. But in the world of the 1996 Ford Taurus, grammar is extremely important. I am an individual who is not embarrassed to show that he is educated.

Lol.

[katushkin]

you're a car what do you know

I know basic English, grammar, and punctuation.
or
I know basic English grammar, and punctuation.

FTFY

[Novus]

We all know patriotism doesn't require proper English.
As long your as your heart beats red, white and blue!

[epzy]

We all know patriotism doesn't require proper English.
As long your as your heart beats red, white and blue!

[rowdy]

So, does anyone like CCs?

http://snackbrands.com.au/index.php/products/view/ccs

[1996 Ford Taurus]

So, does anyone like CCs?

http://snackbrands.com.au/index.php/products/view/ccs

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I do not like those.

[rowdy]

So, does anyone like CCs?

http://snackbrands.com.au/index.php/products/view/ccs

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I do not like those.

Yeah, but CCs.

CC!

Took me a long time on GH to get used to CC meaning an artisan keycap )

[Novus]

Crunch blown

[thesentinel]

At one point in my life I neglected kettle chips, until I tried sweet and salty kettle potato chips. Then I fell in love all over again. Also sweet chili ruffles.

[rowdy]

At one point in my life I neglected kettle chips, until I tried sweet and salty kettle potato chips. Then I fell in love all over again. Also sweet chili ruffles.

I've tried Kettle - worst chips I ever had!

Except this one brand that was, well, unusual.  Beetroot chips?  Never again!

[katushkin]

Vegetable chips are ****ing amazing.

Beetroot, sweet potato and parsnip chips are the ****.

[rowdy]

Vegetable chips are ****ing amazing.

Beetroot, sweet potato and parsnip chips are the ****.

Sweet potato - that was another one in there.

They weren't what I was expecting, which might contribute to why I didn't like them.