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Offline tp4tissue

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Watch Dogs...
« on: Tue, 27 May 2014, 01:33:48 »
So....

the objectives.... it's like I'm paying ubisoft, so that I can do chores... and I'm paying AMD so I can do chores in high-visual-fidelity..


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Re: Watch Dogs...
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 27 May 2014, 03:07:31 »
how many of the 37 editions did you get, btw? still won't get you all the dlc but there might be more fun
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Re: Watch Dogs...
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 27 May 2014, 08:59:23 »
alright i have some useful insight after playing for a few minutes

it's an unoptimised mess for ****s sake this **** lags like crazy
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Re: Watch Dogs...
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 27 May 2014, 09:01:10 »
alright i have some useful insight after playing for a few minutes

it's an unoptimised mess for ****s sake this **** lags like crazy

Are you sure you're not just maxing the graphics without thinking about whether or not your card can handle it?

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Re: Watch Dogs...
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 27 May 2014, 09:08:57 »
alright i have some useful insight after playing for a few minutes

it's an unoptimised mess for ****s sake this **** lags like crazy

Are you sure you're not just maxing the graphics without thinking about whether or not your card can handle it?
I tried lowering it, still regural blasts of assjuice.
Also, Assassin's Creed 4 intense vegetation and lack of square buildings and flat landscapes I'd guess is more graphically taxing than Watch_Dogs. I can play AC4 on higher settings with better FPS than Watch_Dogs.
« Last Edit: Tue, 27 May 2014, 09:14:12 by paicrai »
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Re: Watch Dogs...
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 27 May 2014, 10:59:14 »
alright i have some useful insight after playing for a few minutes

it's an unoptimised mess for ****s sake this **** lags like crazy

Are you sure you're not just maxing the graphics without thinking about whether or not your card can handle it?
I tried lowering it, still regural blasts of assjuice.
Also, Assassin's Creed 4 intense vegetation and lack of square buildings and flat landscapes I'd guess is more graphically taxing than Watch_Dogs. I can play AC4 on higher settings with better FPS than Watch_Dogs.

day one patch fixes the tearing.. and some jitters


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Re: Watch Dogs...
« Reply #6 on: Thu, 29 May 2014, 06:47:22 »
My only problem has been the BSOD I experienced when first playing. Also not being able to play at midnight when it was released, and having to wait until 1800 BST.

I love it to be honest, I've been waiting for it for so long.
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