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« on: Tue, 19 August 2014, 01:27:07 »
M0ther ffff......

I bought these magic stickers that was supposid to repel mosquitos from this guy.. righ...

Didn't work


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« Reply #1 on: Tue, 19 August 2014, 01:30:37 »
Psh, I bought some magic beans once and now my house is littered with golden eggs.

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« Reply #2 on: Tue, 19 August 2014, 01:57:45 »
I'm gonna buy a big box of mosquitoes and throw it at him to expose his evil stickers scheme...


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« Reply #3 on: Tue, 19 August 2014, 03:29:17 »

I'm gonna buy a big box of mosquitoes and throw it at him to expose his evil stickers scheme...

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Re: (> _<)
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 19 August 2014, 04:45:35 »
M0ther ffff......

I bought these magic stickers that was supposid to repel mosquitos from this guy.. righ...

Didn't work

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Well, maybe they DO "repel mosquitos from this guy".... Did you see any mosquitos on him when you bought them?
Buying more keycaps,
it really hacks my wallet,
but I must have them.

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« Reply #5 on: Tue, 19 August 2014, 05:33:40 »
Actually mosquito spray does not repel mosquitos, it just masks your scent so that mosquitos cannot see you.

Maybe these work (or were supposed to work) on the same principal, but whatever the actual ingredient may have expired.
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Re: (> _<)
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 19 August 2014, 05:34:05 »
M0ther ffff......

I bought these magic stickers that was supposid to repel mosquitos from this guy.. righ...

Didn't work

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Well, maybe they DO "repel mosquitos from this guy".... Did you see any mosquitos on him when you bought them?

The test will commence.. I ordered the mosquito eggs... just add water... says, reach biting age within 7-10 days.

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« Reply #7 on: Tue, 19 August 2014, 06:58:49 »
I head if you buy those ladybugs off of amazon (on sale yesterday) they will eat all the mosquitoes.

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« Reply #8 on: Tue, 19 August 2014, 23:49:33 »
I head if you buy those ladybugs off of amazon (on sale yesterday) they will eat all the mosquitoes.

lady bugs don't eat mosquitoes..

and what exactly am I suppose to do to harness mobile ladybug power..



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« Reply #9 on: Tue, 19 August 2014, 23:52:59 »
Actually mosquito spray does not repel mosquitos, it just masks your scent so that mosquitos cannot see you.

Maybe these work (or were supposed to work) on the same principal, but whatever the actual ingredient may have expired.

well then this schemer is in for a real treat... I plan to do it drive-by style....

it seems the mosquito eggs I got isn't enough... I think they intended on you hatching more of your own..

I'm gonna have my guy call the supplier to see if I can get a solid Kilo of the stuff.

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« Reply #10 on: Wed, 20 August 2014, 00:01:37 »
I have it on good authority that if you hang bells from your nipples, and listen to Carmina Burana at slightly above bedroom level, mosquitoes will give you a wide berth.

They find that sort of thing discomfiting.
If today had been a hippo, then you'd really have to worry about tomorrow.

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« Reply #11 on: Wed, 20 August 2014, 00:26:17 »
Where would one be able to buy bed bugs? I don't see any reason for their sale other then revenge, because they contribute exactly nothing to the Earth's ecosystem.
Vile creatures.

But uhhh... just hypothetically where would one buy some?

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« Reply #12 on: Wed, 20 August 2014, 00:47:23 »
You can crush fresh ones into a paste that tastes quite a lot like almond butter.
Make sure they haven't fed on anyone, as that alters the flavor a bit.

You can purchase them at pretty much any of your local high street bed bug shops.
If today had been a hippo, then you'd really have to worry about tomorrow.

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« Reply #13 on: Wed, 20 August 2014, 00:51:09 »
Where would one be able to buy bed bugs? I don't see any reason for their sale other then revenge, because they contribute exactly nothing to the Earth's ecosystem.
Vile creatures.

But uhhh... just hypothetically where would one buy some?

go to NYC... sleep in one of their hotels..  leave your luggage open. .   GO HOME..  seal the area..  lay naked.. you'll see um.

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« Reply #14 on: Wed, 20 August 2014, 00:57:37 »
Oh I've had 'em before, they are awful. What people don't warn you about is the mental damage they cause. It became impossible for me to sleep knowing every time the lights went out I was being feasted upon. You start to feel them crawling on your skin even when they aren't, and the constant itching of sores that leak blots of fresh blood all over your home.
Forget waterboarding, bed bugs are true torture.

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« Reply #15 on: Wed, 20 August 2014, 01:08:19 »

Clearly, you've never been waterboarded.

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« Reply #16 on: Wed, 20 August 2014, 01:54:13 »

I knew it was a bad comparison as soon as I hit post.

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« Reply #17 on: Wed, 20 August 2014, 05:06:50 »

I knew it was a bad comparison as soon as I hit post.

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« Reply #18 on: Wed, 20 August 2014, 21:16:58 »
Totally random...
But, I open tapatalk... And see (>_<) immediate thought is... Oh this has to be TP lol

And I assume you're outside where mosquito's are... Why are you outside?

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« Reply #19 on: Wed, 20 August 2014, 21:48:49 »
I want to get some pet bats to keep the mosquitos away.

bats are legit.

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« Reply #20 on: Thu, 21 August 2014, 03:53:06 »
I want to get some pet bats to keep the mosquitos away.

bats are legit.

I think bats would eat SOME mosquitos,  but they wouldn't be able to get the eggs in the water, and thus the deposit rate would exceed withdraw...

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« Reply #21 on: Thu, 21 August 2014, 12:02:12 »
I want to get some pet bats to keep the mosquitos away.

bats are legit.

I think bats would eat SOME mosquitos,  but they wouldn't be able to get the eggs in the water, and thus the deposit rate would exceed withdraw...

Just need to get more bats bro.

Bats for days

er nights.

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« Reply #22 on: Fri, 22 August 2014, 05:36:05 »
I want to get some pet bats to keep the mosquitos away.

bats are legit.

I think bats would eat SOME mosquitos,  but they wouldn't be able to get the eggs in the water, and thus the deposit rate would exceed withdraw...

Just need to get more bats bro.

Bats for days

er nights.

Dual Core Bats...

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« Reply #23 on: Sun, 24 August 2014, 22:14:44 »
I want to get some pet bats to keep the mosquitos away.

bats are legit.

I think bats would eat SOME mosquitos,  but they wouldn't be able to get the eggs in the water, and thus the deposit rate would exceed withdraw...

Just need to get more bats bro.

Bats for days

er nights.

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« Reply #24 on: Sun, 24 August 2014, 23:02:57 »
I want to get some pet bats to keep the mosquitos away.

bats are legit.

I think bats would eat SOME mosquitos,  but they wouldn't be able to get the eggs in the water, and thus the deposit rate would exceed withdraw...

Just need to get more bats bro.

Bats for days

er nights.

Dual Core Bats...
W/ Hyperthreading

Oh, man.. .that's almost 4x as many bats..