I believe with my guiding influence, hoofman can and will stop using child labor manufactured ninja stars.
Reports of me attempting to assassinate CBA are embellished. If I tried to assassinate him, no one would know I did it.
To all of the candidates:
Do you love this ****?
Are you high right now?
Do you ever get nervous?
Are you single?
I heard you **** your girl; is it true?
Are you getting money?
Do you think that squad you're with is with you?
1. I love no ****, that's how you get ebola
2. I have never tried even one weed.
3. Only when I talk to pretty ladies.
4. And ready to mingle.
5. Someone's got to do it
6 . I've been known to get dat money.
7. D-Squad is in my heart forever.
-
Hey candidates,
What actions have you taken to win the vote of the ergonomically concerned typist?
Ergo peripheral based tax incentives will be robust and plentiful. Also, I suggest one 15 minute ice cream and unicorn break every hour on the hour.
I have a small militia ready to overthrow the new leader once announced. We will not be stepped upon! Seize the controllers and burn their villas!
I have a list of your militia's leaders and will be sending them packages that will ensure their support of their King, Klaxon.
i find your lack of topre disturing. tj and hoff are strong topre supporters. topre is what people want. topre is what people love.
Just because I don't embrace your alternative lifestyle doesn't mean I don't support your right to enjoy it. Embrace that cup rubber. We can all be happy together....just not under Hoff.
Respectfully, how can we be happy under a president that admittedly does not feed himself regularly, well or with any variety? As your King, you will be provided with all the meals you could desire in all the dietary wants you can dream.
I have a small militia ready to overthrow the new leader once announced. We will not be stepped upon! Seize the controllers and burn their villas!
Tp4 volunteer to be puppet dictator.. but Once Tp4 is installed, Tp4 cannot promise that Tp4 won't research WMDs in secret, and attempt to decouple imperialist rule..
Show Image
I saw whoever wins (as long as it isn't Tp4) bans the usage of Tp4's emoticons :p
Show Image
dude if you don't like the emoticons, just use adblock, and u won't see them no more.. it's personal preference..
A vote for King Klaxon ensures every man, woman, child, otherkin and whatever other noun you might identify as will not have to use ad-block to avoid these emoji.
Remember, a vote for Klaxon is a vote for life, liberty, freedom and a fursuit of happiness.