Dear Santa,
I want a credit card that will be universally accepted, has no limit on spending, an automatically pays itself off at the end of every month without affecting the economy or taking funds from anyone else's accounts.
I also want a checking account that, no matter how much I spend, will always have a balance of at least $50,000. Again, no economy affecting or theft from others.
I want a magical wallet that will always contain the exact amount of cash I need for a transaction at any time. Again, no economy affecting or theft from others.
Oh, and a giraffe. For ****s and giggles.