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Offline tp4tissue

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The Citrus Proclamation
« on: Tue, 16 December 2014, 03:17:47 »
Is anyone else intimidated by Grapefruits ? 


They're like an orange..  but one can easily eat an entire orange.. You've conquered the orange..

Grapefruits on the other hand.. it's most likely a 2 sittings deal..  it's like you're fighting this army, and you just know there's nothing you can do about it to win..

The helplessness I feel in the middle of eating a grapefruit is overwhelming..


Some of you might think.. hay TP, I could eat a whole grapefruit.. 

Yea, you may be able to put it away,  but at great risk of Assplosion.
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Re: The Citrus Proclamation
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 16 December 2014, 03:25:35 »
Once you learn the Grapefruit technique then you'll realize there is nothing to fear about grapefruits as they are just simple fruits.
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Re: The Citrus Proclamation
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 16 December 2014, 03:34:04 »
Quote from: moralles on Tue, 16 December 2014, 03:25:35
Once you learn the Grapefruit technique then you'll realize there is nothing to fear about grapefruits as they are just simple fruits.

WTFF...

LOL,  that's NOT what I expected...  HAHAHAHAHA
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Re: The Citrus Proclamation
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 16 December 2014, 06:15:50 »
Good night I'm glad my kid wasn't around when I watched that.
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Re: The Citrus Proclamation
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 16 December 2014, 06:16:24 »
Tp4 do you have a grapefruit spoon?  They make quick work of eating a grapefruit
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Re: The Citrus Proclamation
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 16 December 2014, 11:01:12 »
Quote from: heedpantsnow on Tue, 16 December 2014, 06:16:24
Tp4 do you have a grapefruit spoon?  They make quick work of eating a grapefruit

I didn't know there was a special spoon for this..
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Re: The Citrus Proclamation
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 16 December 2014, 19:08:38 »
I have one, it's very nice. I would get one if you really like grapefruits
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