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Offline tp4tissue

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Damn you Internet
« on: Tue, 27 January 2015, 22:27:52 »
Just tried that rank if you're good looking website from reddit.

Anyone know who got a 10 on the site.. 


The readouts are so negative.. Telling me in detail what's wrong with me.


I blame the nexus 7 Camera (squishes sideways), and My Parents for not being better looking..











Offline Novus

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Re: Damn you Internet
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 27 January 2015, 22:38:51 »
Did you really expect anything different?

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Re: Damn you Internet
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 27 January 2015, 22:41:17 »
Did you really expect anything different?

No... but I didn't expect how insulted I'd feel afterwards..

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Re: Damn you Internet
« Reply #3 on: Wed, 28 January 2015, 01:30:54 »
Well if you're feeling brave go ahead and post your picture here. We'll all lie out of pity just to make you feel better.

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Re: Damn you Internet
« Reply #4 on: Wed, 28 January 2015, 01:51:58 »
Well if you're feeling brave go ahead and post your picture here. We'll all lie out of pity just to make you feel better.

No  I'm ugly...

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Re: Damn you Internet
« Reply #5 on: Wed, 28 January 2015, 03:29:47 »
Well if you're feeling brave go ahead and post your picture here. We'll all lie out of pity just to make you feel better.

No  I'm ugly...
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its the inside that counts
and there will always someone out there that will always find u cute
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Re: Damn you Internet
« Reply #6 on: Wed, 28 January 2015, 03:35:29 »
Well if you're feeling brave go ahead and post your picture here. We'll all lie out of pity just to make you feel better.

No  I'm ugly...
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its the inside that counts
and there will always someone out there that will always find u cute

But do we want to see what is inside tp4?
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Re: Damn you Internet
« Reply #7 on: Wed, 28 January 2015, 05:09:45 »
stolen pictures from his x-rays (warning for sensitive people):

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Re: Damn you Internet
« Reply #8 on: Wed, 28 January 2015, 05:16:42 »
Well mine cuts out at midday every day without fail. So yeah. That's fun.
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Re: Damn you Internet
« Reply #9 on: Wed, 28 January 2015, 09:10:39 »
stolen pictures from his x-rays (warning for sensitive people):
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Re: Damn you Internet
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 28 January 2015, 09:13:12 »
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lol
tp thread is tp thread
Sometimes it's like he accidentally makes a thread instead of a google search.

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Re: Damn you Internet
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 28 January 2015, 12:24:53 »
Well you are what you eat and in your case you're about as attractive as a block of instant noodles

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Re: Damn you Internet
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 28 January 2015, 12:40:01 »
Well you are what you eat and in your case you're about as attractive as a block of instant noodles

It's everything I've ever aspired to be.. Thanks 1wolf