Looking for sugar momma (or daddy)

[nubbinator]

I want to become a great collector.  Need money to buy Clacks, Bros, and Korean Kustom Keyboards.  Can repay you with pics of naked chicks or dudes and my eternal soul.

[CPTBadAss]

do you want to be an intern as part of my keyboard empire? I just bought KWK so you know I'm rolling in it. Dolla dolla bills ya'll

[paicrai]

I want to become a great collector.  Need money to buy Clacks, Bros, and Korean Kustom Keyboards.  Can repay you with pics of naked chicks or dudes and my eternal soul.

sinking the mayonnaise was 3 days ago think about that

[katushkin]

Counter proposal:

I can give you nudes. You give me money and keyboards. And Clacks. And nubb caps.

[nubbinator]

do you want to be an intern as part of my keyboard empire? I just bought KWK so you know I'm rolling in it. Dolla dolla bills ya'll

Depends, am I beneath you or beneath you?  Who am I kidding.  I'm in either way.

sinking the mayonnaise was 3 days ago think about that

Am I still drunk?  I didn't think I had that much...

Counter proposal:

I can give you nudes. You give me money and keyboards. And Clacks. And nubb caps.

Counter counter proposal, you send me nudes.

[CPTBadAss]

do you want to be an intern as part of my keyboard empire? I just bought KWK so you know I'm rolling in it. Dolla dolla bills ya'll

Depends, am I beneath you or beneath you?  Who am I kidding.  I'm in either way.

Yes

[katushkin]

Counter proposal:

I can give you nudes. You give me money and keyboards. And Clacks. And nubb caps.

Counter counter proposal, you send me nudes.

Give me time to consider.

[demik]

Hey ***** I want to become a great collector first and buy friends so I can fit in.

[katushkin]

Hey ***** I want to become a great collector first and buy friends so I can fit in.

Wait, we have to buy friends here? ****.

[demik]

Well in my desperate need to own everything it's hard to make friends, so I consider everybody selling to me my friend.

[HoffmanMyster]

Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

[katushkin]

Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

dibs

[nubbinator]

Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

You have my address.  I await fulfillment and keycap nirvana.

More

I kind of really want this cap to be made now.  In addition to hapster and sadster have nirvana

[HoffmanMyster]

Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

dibs

Dude.  Not cool.  I basically just bequeathed them to nubs and you try to swoop in and take them?  :-/

[katushkin]

Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

dibs

Dude.  Not cool.  I basically just bequeathed them to nubs and you try to swoop in and take them?  :-/

But nubs can make them himself! I got nothing D':

[HoffmanMyster]

Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

dibs

Dude.  Not cool.  I basically just bequeathed them to nubs and you try to swoop in and take them?  :-/

But nubs can make them himself! I got nothing D':

Well maybe you should have made a thread asking people for money for caps, hmm??

[nubbinator]

Need money

**** that.

Just take all my caps, I don't need them.

dibs

Dude.  Not cool.  I basically just bequeathed them to nubs and you try to swoop in and take them?  :-/

But nubs can make them himself! I got nothing D':

You have your tears

More

[demik]

Nubs, tapatio bath and I'll make your clack dreams come true.

[nubbinator]

Nubs, tapatio bath and I'll make your clack dreams come true.

We talking ****'s bath or full tub?  Full tub of tapatio would buy me an eBay tricolor.

[CPTBadAss]

**** a bath. I got bands to make ya dance.

[rowdy]

I can give you nudes.

You mean he has to take his own pictures of them?

[katushkin]

I can give you nudes.

You mean he has to take his own pictures of them?

I didn't say who the pictures would be of...

[nubbinator]

**** a bath. I got bands to make ya dance.

But I don't want to dance, I want to become a great collector.

I can give you nudes.

You mean he has to take his own pictures of them?

I didn't say who the pictures would be of...

****, I've got an entire internet of naked people, 90% of whom I wish weren't naked.

[CPTBadAss]

**** a bath. I got bands to make ya dance.

But I don't want to dance, I want to become a great collector.

Dance..collector. Same thing right? You get money either way to do what you want with.

[demik]

Nubs, tapatio bath and I'll make your clack dreams come true.

We talking ****'s bath or full tub?  Full tub of tapatio would buy me an eBay tricolor.

Well actually I want you to pour Tapatio off your body onto a pizza. That's eBay tricolor worthy.

[paicrai]

if someone could send me some draino and hinge lube id be satisfied
dont ask
its for keyboards and definitely not sex stuff or blowing up the moon or any combination of the last two

[nubbinator]

Nubs, tapatio bath and I'll make your clack dreams come true.

We talking ****'s bath or full tub?  Full tub of tapatio would buy me an eBay tricolor.

Well actually I want you to pour Tapatio off your body onto a pizza. That's eBay tricolor worthy.

This I would do, Clack not even necessary. 


...now to figure out how to record it...

[katushkin]

Nubs, tapatio bath and I'll make your clack dreams come true.

We talking ****'s bath or full tub?  Full tub of tapatio would buy me an eBay tricolor.

Well actually I want you to pour Tapatio off your body onto a pizza. That's eBay tricolor worthy.

This I would do, Clack not even necessary. 


...now to figure out how to record it...

GoPro on the penis.

[demik]

Nubs, tapatio bath and I'll make your clack dreams come true.

We talking ****'s bath or full tub?  Full tub of tapatio would buy me an eBay tricolor.

Well actually I want you to pour Tapatio off your body onto a pizza. That's eBay tricolor worthy.

This I would do, Clack not even necessary. 


...now to figure out how to record it...

GoPro on the penis.

Won't work. It'll just record the ceiling ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[katushkin]

This I would do, Clack not even necessary. 


...now to figure out how to record it...

GoPro on the penis.

Won't work. It'll just record the ceiling ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Implying pouring hot sauce on oneself wouldn't leave you suitably aroused.

[demik]

This I would do, Clack not even necessary. 


...now to figure out how to record it...

GoPro on the penis.

Won't work. It'll just record the ceiling ( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)

Implying pouring hot sauce on oneself wouldn't leave you suitably aroused.

Implying we aren't already

[katushkin]

This I would do, Clack not even necessary. 


...now to figure out how to record it...

GoPro on the penis.

Won't work. It'll just record the ceiling ( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)

Implying pouring hot sauce on oneself wouldn't leave you suitably aroused.

Implying we aren't already

Implying implications

[tp4tissue]

--You will NOT enjoy this. !!!__

[nubbinator]

--You will NOT enjoy this. !!!__

[demik]

50 burns of tapatio

[nubbinator]

50 burns of tapatio

Only had like 1/8" left of Tapatio.  Could not provide flowing fountains of Tapatio for hot sauce foot fetish pizza.  I am sad.  To tide over your lust for Tapatio bathwater on pizza, I give you these sad results that finished off the bottle.

[demik]

What's the protocol on fapping at work?

[nubbinator]

What's the protocol on fapping at work?

Kosher as long as nobody knows.  If they notice, keep eye contact and assert dominance.  Maintain eye contact throughout the vinegar strokes.

[demik]

You misunderstood me.

How many people is the minimum that I have to assert dominance to?

I work with all males. I need to be alpha.

[nubbinator]

Oh, in that case, there must be a minimum of 70% and at least one supervisor.

[demik]

Best I can do is 69% and a janitor

[nubbinator]

Best I can do is 69% and a janitor

You're golden if the janitor has a camera phone.

[demik]

Does a flip camera phone work? 120p

[nubbinator]

Why yes, yes it does.

[tp4tissue]

they got this website if ur serious

[GenKaan]

In be4: nubb and hoffman fappning v10 - now we do illuminati nerds
Please post link when it happens

[tp4tissue]

I've heard that  this is a "solid" avenue in terms of -redistribution of wealth-  into something worthwhile..

As in, many sugar-daddies/mommas putting girls/boys through college..

[xobacta]

here's what i am thinking...

[nubbinator]

here's what i am thinking...

Created an account just to post this?