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How to spot a n00b
« on: Tue, 12 May 2015, 18:36:43 »



If you see his hands type like dis''


Notice several fingers pointing out and upwards.

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 12 May 2015, 20:21:58 »
Or these people.



I just...


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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 12 May 2015, 20:31:22 »
I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
 

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 12 May 2015, 20:35:33 »
people who use caps for one letter, then caps again after one letter has been pressed.

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 12 May 2015, 20:37:15 »
I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol

it's not hunt and peck so much as 'one finger' hnp

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 12 May 2015, 21:12:10 »
I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 12 May 2015, 21:18:28 »
I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
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This is highly relevant..

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 12 May 2015, 21:25:50 »
I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
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This is highly relevant..
Show Image

how the hell is this relevant
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👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 12 May 2015, 21:41:33 »
I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
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This is highly relevant..
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how the hell is this relevant

don't forget,  it's also -highly- 

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 12 May 2015, 22:10:37 »
I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
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That's magical @.@

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 12 May 2015, 22:30:27 »
I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
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That's magical @.@

The hat makes it so Real....

It provides all the necessary context.

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 12 May 2015, 23:26:11 »
I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
 


Hey, I hunt and peck at 110 WPM buddy!

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 00:02:02 »
I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
 


Hey, I hunt and peck at 110 WPM buddy!

Wha..............

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #13 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 00:14:56 »
I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
 


Hey, I hunt and peck at 110 WPM buddy!

That's impressive I'm so jelly of your pecking abilities friend.

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #14 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 02:52:24 »
if you left hand leaves WASD you are a scrub in my book!
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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #15 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 09:58:36 »
or this



this is a common (and cancerous) symptom even among supposed "pros" :P

JK. I <3 U, guys.
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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 11:09:48 »
or this

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this is a common (and cancerous) symptom even among supposed "pros" :P

JK. I <3 U, guys.

The index finger vs space bar is  pretty rare though.. I have seen it in the wild,  but very rarely.

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #17 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 11:49:34 »
I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
*opens image editing software at 4 in the morning*
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That's magical @.@
#you have no idea
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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #18 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 12:39:15 »
I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
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That's magical @.@
#you have no idea
#i do actually #bro #pal

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #19 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 13:47:51 »

I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
*opens image editing software at 4 in the morning*
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That's magical @.@
#you have no idea
#i do actually #bro #pal
#are you challenging my obscure ****ty edits #bro #buddy
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I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #20 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 14:08:33 »

I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
*opens image editing software at 4 in the morning*
(Attachment Link)

That's magical @.@
#you have no idea
#i do actually #bro #pal
#are you challenging my obscure ****ty edits #bro #buddy
#maybe #what's it to ya? #punk #bro

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #21 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 14:15:03 »


I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
*opens image editing software at 4 in the morning*
(Attachment Link)

That's magical @.@
#you have no idea
#i do actually #bro #pal
#are you challenging my obscure ****ty edits #bro #buddy
#maybe #what's it to ya? #punk #bro
#hmu on steam #son #ill show you whats what #bro #homie
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #22 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 14:23:42 »


I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
*opens image editing software at 4 in the morning*
(Attachment Link)

That's magical @.@
#you have no idea
#i do actually #bro #pal
#are you challenging my obscure ****ty edits #bro #buddy
#maybe #what's it to ya? #punk #bro
#hmu on steam #son #ill show you whats what #bro #homie

I feel like you're going to send me more hunt and peck pictures, except there will just be lots of ****s involved.

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #23 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 14:36:29 »



I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
*opens image editing software at 4 in the morning*
(Attachment Link)

That's magical @.@
#you have no idea
#i do actually #bro #pal
#are you challenging my obscure ****ty edits #bro #buddy
#maybe #what's it to ya? #punk #bro
#hmu on steam #son #ill show you whats what #bro #homie

I feel like you're going to send me more hunt and peck pictures, except there will just be lots of ****s involved.
now that you mention it, maybe, but originally no ahah
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #24 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 18:42:32 »



I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
*opens image editing software at 4 in the morning*
(Attachment Link)

That's magical @.@
#you have no idea
#i do actually #bro #pal
#are you challenging my obscure ****ty edits #bro #buddy
#maybe #what's it to ya? #punk #bro
#hmu on steam #son #ill show you whats what #bro #homie

I feel like you're going to send me more hunt and peck pictures, except there will just be lots of ****s involved.
now that you mention it, maybe, but originally no ahah

More birds + hats preferred..

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #25 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 18:46:27 »
I don't necessarily hunt and peck but I sure as hell don't use proper hand placement. I'm sure if someone had to watch my hands as I type, they would think I'm a total pleb.
 

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #26 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 18:50:46 »
I don't necessarily hunt and peck but I sure as hell don't use proper hand placement. I'm sure if someone had to watch my hands as I type, they would think I'm a total pleb.


Post a video, so we can confirm your -pleb- status..

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #27 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 18:50:46 »



I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
*opens image editing software at 4 in the morning*
(Attachment Link)

That's magical @.@
#you have no idea
#i do actually #bro #pal
#are you challenging my obscure ****ty edits #bro #buddy
#maybe #what's it to ya? #punk #bro
#hmu on steam #son #ill show you whats what #bro #homie

I feel like you're going to send me more hunt and peck pictures, except there will just be lots of ****s involved.
now that you mention it, maybe, but originally no ahah

More birds + hats preferred..

This is way better actually.


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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #28 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 18:52:14 »




I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
*opens image editing software at 4 in the morning*
(Attachment Link)

That's magical @.@
#you have no idea
#i do actually #bro #pal
#are you challenging my obscure ****ty edits #bro #buddy
#maybe #what's it to ya? #punk #bro
#hmu on steam #son #ill show you whats what #bro #homie

I feel like you're going to send me more hunt and peck pictures, except there will just be lots of ****s involved.
now that you mention it, maybe, but originally no ahah

More birds + hats preferred..
can i photoshop a ****hat onto a bird
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #29 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 18:55:17 »




I love people who do the "hunt and peck" lol
nyehehehe
*opens image editing software at 4 in the morning*
(Attachment Link)

That's magical @.@
#you have no idea
#i do actually #bro #pal
#are you challenging my obscure ****ty edits #bro #buddy
#maybe #what's it to ya? #punk #bro
#hmu on steam #son #ill show you whats what #bro #homie

I feel like you're going to send me more hunt and peck pictures, except there will just be lots of ****s involved.
now that you mention it, maybe, but originally no ahah

More birds + hats preferred..
can i photoshop a ****hat onto a bird

idk can you? its not like it'd be hard to find an image of a ****hat on the internetz

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #30 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 18:57:04 »
I don't necessarily hunt and peck but I sure as hell don't use proper hand placement. I'm sure if someone had to watch my hands as I type, they would think I'm a total pleb.


Post a video, so we can confirm your -pleb- status..
Show Image


But then you'd make fun of my weird pinkies!
 

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #31 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 19:00:41 »
I don't necessarily hunt and peck but I sure as hell don't use proper hand placement. I'm sure if someone had to watch my hands as I type, they would think I'm a total pleb.


Post a video, so we can confirm your -pleb- status..
Show Image


But then you'd make fun of my weird pinkies!

Don't fret, maybe we're into those so call "weird" pinkies *wink wink*

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Re: How to spot a n00b
« Reply #32 on: Wed, 13 May 2015, 19:06:07 »
I don't necessarily hunt and peck but I sure as hell don't use proper hand placement. I'm sure if someone had to watch my hands as I type, they would think I'm a total pleb.


Post a video, so we can confirm your -pleb- status..
Show Image


But then you'd make fun of my weird pinkies!

Don't fret, maybe we're into those so call "weird" pinkies *wink wink*

 :D