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Offline Jokrik

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #50 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 09:21:22 »
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #51 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 12:23:42 »


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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #52 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 12:40:55 »
I was walking through target with the wyfe and saw a mannequin with a slinky, very tight simple dress and got a 1/4 chub.
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #53 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 12:42:00 »
I was walking through target with the wyfe and saw a mannequin with a slinky, very tight simple dress and got a 1/4 chub.

Don't tell the wife..  She's gonna be all like..  "Do you think I'm fat? "  and be all insecure while comparing herself to manniquins.

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #54 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 12:42:41 »
I was walking through target with the wyfe and saw a mannequin with a slinky, very tight simple dress and got a 1/4 chub.
Is "Slinky" a name for something else other than the metal spring type thing you push down stairs because I am thoroughly confused.
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #55 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 12:42:54 »
I was walking through target with the wyfe and saw a mannequin with a slinky, very tight simple dress and got a 1/4 chub.

Don't tell the wife..  She's gonna be all like..  "Do you think I'm fat? "

Told her that second. Niece is here so I couldn't try to pull a dressing room bang.
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #56 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 12:45:47 »
I was walking through target with the wyfe and saw a mannequin with a slinky, very tight simple dress and got a 1/4 chub.
Is "Slinky" a name for something else other than the metal spring type thing you push down stairs because I am thoroughly confused.

it means form hugging..

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #57 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 12:49:37 »
I was walking through target with the wyfe and saw a mannequin with a slinky, very tight simple dress and got a 1/4 chub.
Is "Slinky" a name for something else other than the metal spring type thing you push down stairs because I am thoroughly confused.

it means form hugging..
Ohh okay thank you, I was thinking he liked some metal slinky ;-; please don't laugh at me thats what I honestly thought
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #58 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 12:51:07 »
I was walking through target with the wyfe and saw a mannequin with a slinky, very tight simple dress and got a 1/4 chub.
Is "Slinky" a name for something else other than the metal spring type thing you push down stairs because I am thoroughly confused.

it means form hugging..
Ohh okay thank you, I was thinking he liked some metal slinky ;-; please don't laugh at me thats what I honestly thought

oh wow her dress is tight
...
*pushes down stairs*
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #59 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 12:53:30 »
I was walking through target with the wyfe and saw a mannequin with a slinky, very tight simple dress and got a 1/4 chub.
Is "Slinky" a name for something else other than the metal spring type thing you push down stairs because I am thoroughly confused.

it means form hugging..
Ohh okay thank you, I was thinking he liked some metal slinky ;-; please don't laugh at me thats what I honestly thought

oh wow her dress is tight
...
*pushes down stairs*

Preemptive strike.
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #60 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 12:53:50 »
I was walking through target with the wyfe and saw a mannequin with a slinky, very tight simple dress and got a 1/4 chub.
Is "Slinky" a name for something else other than the metal spring type thing you push down stairs because I am thoroughly confused.

it means form hugging..
Ohh okay thank you, I was thinking he liked some metal slinky ;-; please don't laugh at me thats what I honestly thought

oh wow her dress is tight
...
*pushes down stairs*
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #61 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 13:12:29 »
I was walking through target with the wyfe and saw a mannequin with a slinky, very tight simple dress and got a 1/4 chub.
Is "Slinky" a name for something else other than the metal spring type thing you push down stairs because I am thoroughly confused.

it means form hugging..
Ohh okay thank you, I was thinking he liked some metal slinky ;-; please don't laugh at me thats what I honestly thought

oh wow her dress is tight
...
*pushes down stairs*
Paipai thats not what we do with people :I
sorry
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #62 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 13:33:03 »


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Its confirmed!
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #63 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 17:25:33 »
Seriously guys...  There's too much Hormone-stuff going on..

CALM DOWN...

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #64 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 17:27:45 »
Seriously guys...  There's too much Hormone-stuff going on..

CALM DOWN...
Nothing can calm a 14 year olds horomones

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #65 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 17:42:38 »
Seriously guys...  There's too much Hormone-stuff going on..

CALM DOWN...

Only Hoffman-stuff can calm me down.

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #66 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 18:05:56 »
Seriously guys...  There's too much Hormone-stuff going on..

CALM DOWN...

Only Hoffman-stuff can calm me down.

oh god,  it's everywhere.

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #67 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 18:06:48 »
Seriously guys...  There's too much Hormone-stuff going on..

CALM DOWN...
no
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #68 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 18:07:43 »
Seriously guys...  There's too much Hormone-stuff going on..

CALM DOWN...

Only Hoffman-stuff can calm me down.

oh god,  it's everywhere.




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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #69 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 18:08:33 »
Seriously guys...  There's too much Hormone-stuff going on..

CALM DOWN...

Only Hoffman-stuff can calm me down.

oh god,  it's everywhere.


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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #70 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 18:29:15 »
Seriously guys...  There's too much Hormone-stuff going on..

CALM DOWN...

Only Hoffman-stuff can calm me down.

oh god,  it's everywhere.


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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #71 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 18:39:52 »
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.


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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #73 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 19:56:19 »
Seriously guys...  There's too much Hormone-stuff going on..

CALM DOWN...

Only Hoffman-stuff can calm me down.

oh god,  it's everywhere.


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god i hate olivia munn.

but i'd hold her hand at the same time.
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Re: It must be mating season..
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #75 on: Tue, 02 June 2015, 20:57:58 »
damn toe thumbs

DAMN YOU NUBS
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #76 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 12:37:43 »
Seriously guys...  There's too much Hormone-stuff going on..

CALM DOWN...

Only Hoffman-stuff can calm me down.

oh god,  it's everywhere.


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Isn't this.. NOT good.. I mean.. you kinda.. you get turned on initially,  but then it's like.. OMG.. noo...

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #77 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 12:55:43 »
So wait... If it's mating season.... What do GHers do to attract mates?

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #78 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 12:56:36 »
So wait... If it's mating season.... What do GHers do to attract mates?

Lubricate switches.

Mmmmmm.....

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #79 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 13:10:05 »
So wait... If it's mating season.... What do GHers do to attract mates?

Lubricate switches.

Mmmmmm.....

Then we post on GH about how lonery we are.. 

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #80 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 13:10:51 »
So wait... If it's mating season.... What do GHers do to attract mates?

Lubricate switches.

Mmmmmm.....
I like to show my cupped rubber to my mates...

Don't tell anybody...

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #81 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 14:37:48 »
So wait... If it's mating season.... What do GHers do to attract mates?

I don't have to do anything but be a female.

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #82 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 14:41:43 »


So wait... If it's mating season.... What do GHers do to attract mates?

I don't have to do anything but be a female.

Which is where you'd have to choose a mate that can care for your family. Depending on the males dance ritual to attract your attention, he may win you over with his colors and flare.

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #83 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 14:44:03 »
Wow what is this
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #84 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 14:44:23 »
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #85 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 14:45:51 »

Wow what is this

idk but lest m8

Well I need you to sign a bunch of forms first. And provide a clack and kishsaver.


And yes, I'm worth it.
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #86 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 14:49:08 »

Wow what is this

idk but lest m8

Well I need you to sign a bunch of forms first. And provide a clack and kishsaver.


And yes, I'm worth it.

You're expensive as ****. Proof of goods plox

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #87 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 14:49:45 »


So wait... If it's mating season.... What do GHers do to attract mates?

I don't have to do anything but be a female.

Which is where you'd have to choose a mate that can care for your family. Depending on the males dance ritual to attract your attention, he may win you over with his colors and flare.


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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #88 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 14:51:56 »


Wow what is this

idk but lest m8

Well I need you to sign a bunch of forms first. And provide a clack and kishsaver.


And yes, I'm worth it.

You're expensive as ****. Proof of goods plox

..lol...well I had something to post but chickened out...
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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #89 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 14:58:06 »


Wow what is this

idk but lest m8

Well I need you to sign a bunch of forms first. And provide a clack and kishsaver.


And yes, I'm worth it.

You're expensive as ****. Proof of goods plox

..lol...well I had something to post but chickened out...

Is that code for penis?

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #90 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 14:58:19 »


Wow what is this

idk but lest m8

Well I need you to sign a bunch of forms first. And provide a clack and kishsaver.


And yes, I'm worth it.

You're expensive as ****. Proof of goods plox

..lol...well I had something to post but chickened out...

It's mating season,, no excuses... LOLOL


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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #92 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 15:14:24 »
I'm back.

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #93 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 15:14:53 »
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WTF

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #94 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 15:15:45 »
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What a tease, we know it's just your arm!
 

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #95 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 15:16:46 »


Wow what is this

idk but lest m8

Well I need you to sign a bunch of forms first. And provide a clack and kishsaver.


And yes, I'm worth it.

You're expensive as ****. Proof of goods plox

..lol...well I had something to post but chickened out...

Is that code for penis?

What ISN'T a code for penis?
 

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #96 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 15:18:20 »
Wow I'm in a rare mood today.

No it's not my arm.
I'm back.

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #97 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 15:19:19 »
Wow I'm in a rare mood today.

No it's not my arm.

So help me if I'm looking at a hairy manbutt...

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #98 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 15:20:42 »
Wow I'm in a rare mood today.

No it's not my arm.

So help me if I'm looking at a hairy manbutt...

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Re: It must be mating season..
« Reply #99 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 15:21:22 »
Wow I'm in a rare mood today.

No it's not my arm.

Leg. Don't **** wit me, Mr. Man. I know my butts.