pls halp a gurl pick a shirt - a giveaway [done]

[beehatch]

Okay sweet OT people, you get to help me out because I'm bored and indecisive. And I lured you in here with my pheromones.



I have 2 Jurassic Park shirts already, now I need a third.

dumb t-shirt place to buy dumb shirt

Which shirt should I get? They're all awesome. Whatever shirt gets the most "omg buy ____ you idiot!" I'll buy. Then I'll take a picture of one of my cats wearing whatever shirt for science.

This will be the cat model

color doesn't really matter, if anything I'll attempt to get non-black versions of whatever people like the most. Since I don't like black shirts that much, they don't mesh too well with white furred cats.

also, here's my dumb face:
https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg1753593#msg1753593

I'll add it to the OP to obviously help people who would rather see the person I guess? I thought I was already being annoying enough with the female references, now I get to add my face for more attention!

So, yea, the giveaway part. It'll be a random draw. If you want to enter just say so with your t-shirt suggestion, otherwise not a big deal.

I guess I may or may not have been clear, but if you wanted to participate in the raffle I need you to say so in your post. I'm just mentioning this in case someone would like to enter but didn't understand me perhaps.

If you are not in this list (or if I overlooked you), but wish to be, just post that you would like to.
This list is also in the OP. I'll extend this to the 23rd, since I may have not been totally clear.

Users who wish to participate in the raffle:
rm rf
cmadrid
greath
heedpantsnow
jokrik
wafflepc
aznairjordan
nickheller
blaise170
Invaderevan
Binge
Hellcatz
Badwrench
Lokomotivet
nightdriver

I'm offering up two caps:
(1) Nub Black Heart MX
(2) Yellow Trans KRAP Skull MX

Also - I'll cover CONUS + International shipping costs. Suck it.

I'll end the giveaway on the 23rd, which is the deadline to order a shirt.

Good luck and pick something cool for me.

[Vote Count]
counted extra votes if mentioned 2 shirts or something.

Is Goldblum in my future?

Chaos Theory: 7
Isla Nubar: 2
Pocket Velociraptor: 10
Bingo! Dino DNA!: 8
Hold on to your butts!: 2
Say it don't spray it!: 2
Super Jurassic World: 9
The Raptor Whisperer: 2
Jurassic Bingo: 2
Operation Extinction: 1
Dinos: 1

chicks, cats, dinosaurs, and keycaps. best off topic post ever.

[1o57]

If you don't get the Jeff Goldblum shirt it will make the baby Jeebus cry.

Just saying.

[beehatch]

If you don't get the Jeff Goldblum shirt it will make the baby Jeebus cry.

Just saying.

You clearly understand part of my predicament.

[BlueNalgene]

I'm a fan of subtle.  I say the Isla Nublar with the mosquito.  Plus, pretty colors.

[user 18]

If you don't get the Jeff Goldblum shirt it will make the baby Jeebus cry.

Just saying.

But... Pocket Velociraptor! Look at the adorable little guy.

[nogamesplayed]

If Chaos Theory is out, then my vote is behind Jurrasic Moon 

[Air tree]

Ez pz, don't question it.


If not, jeff goldblum is the go to.

[nickheller]

I really need to go see this movie.

[Bomble]

omg buy Bingo! dino DNA! you idiot! Something about that infomercial vibe always gets me.

Don't worry about the cap/s though, I have no need for anything MX and I'd feel bad if I just traded them on.

[rm-rf]

i've got an opening day tshirt. june 11, 1993
its XL though.. but its in pretty good condition
so you probably don't want that.
but i want that skull!

heres the shirt.
http://i.imgur.com/fTjfNRU.jpg

[tp4tissue]

Have you guys noticed that,  all womens shirts FIT them,  whereas none of our shirts fit us...

[Invaderevan]

Hold on to your butts!

its a subtle reference, and an awesome quote!

[beehatch]

i've got an opening day tshirt. june 11, 1993
its XL though.. but its in pretty good condition
so you probably don't want that.
but i want that skull!

heres the shirt.
http://i.imgur.com/fTjfNRU.jpg

Lol, that's hilarious you have the opening day shirt. It's literally older than me.

I already own a shirt that has the classic JP logo

Have you guys noticed that,  all womens shirts FIT them,  whereas none of our shirts fit us...

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Go talk to those whiny buzzfeed "plus-sized" women, they'll tell you otherwise. THE PATRIARCHY IS TO BLAME

[suicidal_orange]

Hard to recommend a shirt to someone I've not seen (I don't know your shape, style or colour preferences) but I'd go for a red "say it don't spit it" or a turquoise "pocket velociraptor" as those colour/design combos really pop.

[tp4tissue]

Hard to recommend a shirt to someone I've not seen (I don't know your shape, style or colour preferences) but I'd go for a red "say it don't spit it" or a turquoise "pocket velociraptor" as those colour/design combos really pop.

Hahahahhaahah Just come out and say it..  ""  plz pm n00dz,   i need to get to know you guurrl to help you pick out the right threads.. ""

[beehatch]

Hard to recommend a shirt to someone I've not seen (I don't know your shape, style or colour preferences) but I'd go for a red "say it don't spit it" or a turquoise "pocket velociraptor" as those colour/design combos really pop.

color doesn't really matter, if anything I'll attempt to get non-black versions of whatever people like the most. Since I don't like black shirts that much, they don't mesh too well with white furred cats.

also, here's my dumb face:
https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg1753593#msg1753593

I'll add it to the OP to obviously help people who would rather see the person I guess? I thought I was already being annoying enough with the female references, now I get to add my face for more attention!

[suicidal_orange]

Hard to recommend a shirt to someone I've not seen (I don't know your shape, style or colour preferences) but I'd go for a red "say it don't spit it" or a turquoise "pocket velociraptor" as those colour/design combos really pop.

Hahahahhaahah Just come out and say it..  ""  plz pm n00dz,   i need to get to know you guurrl to help you pick out the right threads.. ""

Now that you mention it that would be the best option, for one of the three at least

[beehatch]

Hard to recommend a shirt to someone I've not seen (I don't know your shape, style or colour preferences) but I'd go for a red "say it don't spit it" or a turquoise "pocket velociraptor" as those colour/design combos really pop.

Hahahahhaahah Just come out and say it..  ""  plz pm n00dz,   i need to get to know you guurrl to help you pick out the right threads.. ""

You're just jealous you don't get any.

[tp4tissue]

Hard to recommend a shirt to someone I've not seen (I don't know your shape, style or colour preferences) but I'd go for a red "say it don't spit it" or a turquoise "pocket velociraptor" as those colour/design combos really pop.

Hahahahhaahah Just come out and say it..  ""  plz pm n00dz,   i need to get to know you guurrl to help you pick out the right threads.. ""

You're just jealous you don't get any.

[beehatch]

Hard to recommend a shirt to someone I've not seen (I don't know your shape, style or colour preferences) but I'd go for a red "say it don't spit it" or a turquoise "pocket velociraptor" as those colour/design combos really pop.

Hahahahhaahah Just come out and say it..  ""  plz pm n00dz,   i need to get to know you guurrl to help you pick out the right threads.. ""

You're just jealous you don't get any.

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[rm-rf]

maybe you should do what i usually do.
i just make a picture or find one that i like , and send it off to get silk screened.
its going to cost roughly the same anyways.
and you can have a better/more stylized shirt than some of those sites have to offer.
i have had to do it a few times to get band shirts no one's ever heard of...

[Air tree]

Hard to recommend a shirt to someone I've not seen (I don't know your shape, style or colour preferences) but I'd go for a red "say it don't spit it" or a turquoise "pocket velociraptor" as those colour/design combos really pop.

Hahahahhaahah Just come out and say it..  ""  plz pm n00dz,   i need to get to know you guurrl to help you pick out the right threads.. ""

You're just jealous you don't get any.

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It's not nice to pick on people beehatch. Go pick on somebody your own size. Like hauff.

[beehatch]

maybe you should do what i usually do.
i just make a picture or find one that i like , and send it off to get silk screened.
its going to cost roughly the same anyways.
and you can have a better/more stylized shirt than some of those sites have to offer.
i have had to do it a few times to get band shirts no one's ever heard of...

oh look me and you have the same problems. considering I know that you have listened to ohgr/download/etc., I'm going to assume you are referring to the dead industrial genre. You can find KMFDM shirts easily, but no one wants those. Unwearable in public.

[cmadrid]

That's Chaos ftw!

caps are cool

[beehatch]

Hard to recommend a shirt to someone I've not seen (I don't know your shape, style or colour preferences) but I'd go for a red "say it don't spit it" or a turquoise "pocket velociraptor" as those colour/design combos really pop.

Hahahahhaahah Just come out and say it..  ""  plz pm n00dz,   i need to get to know you guurrl to help you pick out the right threads.. ""

You're just jealous you don't get any.

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It's not nice to pick on people beehatch. Go pick on somebody your own size. Like hauff.

the hell, I'm like 5'4 that's short as ****

[tjcaustin]

Super Jurassic world best shirt NA 2016

[Badwrench]

Super Jurassic world best shirt NA 2016

+1.  Totally agree. 

[rm-rf]

maybe you should do what i usually do.
i just make a picture or find one that i like , and send it off to get silk screened.
its going to cost roughly the same anyways.
and you can have a better/more stylized shirt than some of those sites have to offer.
i have had to do it a few times to get band shirts no one's ever heard of...

oh look me and you have the same problems. considering I know that you have listened to ohgr/download/etc., I'm going to assume you are referring to the dead industrial genre. You can find KMFDM shirts easily, but no one wants those. Unwearable in public.

yeah, no one wants those...
and its not dead, yet.

you should have a contest to see who can make the best JP shirt to get printed.

[jdcarpe]

omg buy Jurassic Bingo you idiot!

It has Mr. DNA...how can you resist Mr. DNA?!?!

[beehatch]

Updated OP, out of 3 kitties, this will be the cat sporting the shirt in the photo to come. It should be a *****.

[missalaire]

Have you guys noticed that,  all womens shirts FIT them,  whereas none of our shirts fit us...

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That's so not true.

Go talk to those whiny buzzfeed "plus-sized" women, they'll tell you otherwise. THE PATRIARCHY IS TO BLAME

Not a whiny buzzfeed "plus-sized" woman either.

[CPTBadAss]

How'd you get that cat to barrell roll like that?

Also I pick this one:



That stupid face on the raptor is so cute!

Also I'm not signing up for stuff, I just wanted to play your game .

[beehatch]

Have you guys noticed that,  all womens shirts FIT them,  whereas none of our shirts fit us...

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That's so not true.

Go talk to those whiny buzzfeed "plus-sized" women, they'll tell you otherwise. THE PATRIARCHY IS TO BLAME

Not a whiny buzzfeed "plus-sized" woman either.

Yea I was joking around. It's pretty obvious both genders have sizing problems, because people aren't all the same.

I'm glad we got that covered.   

[beehatch]

How'd you get that cat to barrell roll like that?

Also I pick this one:

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That stupid face on the raptor is so cute!

Also I'm not signing up for stuff, I just wanted to play your game :D.

Have you ever met a cat that doesn't like belly rubs?

Belly rubs man, those are key.

[demik]

Have you guys noticed that,  all womens shirts FIT them,  whereas none of our shirts fit us...

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That's because your boobs do nothing for me

[Air tree]

Hard to recommend a shirt to someone I've not seen (I don't know your shape, style or colour preferences) but I'd go for a red "say it don't spit it" or a turquoise "pocket velociraptor" as those colour/design combos really pop.

Hahahahhaahah Just come out and say it..  ""  plz pm n00dz,   i need to get to know you guurrl to help you pick out the right threads.. ""

You're just jealous you don't get any.

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It's not nice to pick on people beehatch. Go pick on somebody your own size. Like hauff.

the hell, I'm like 5'4 that's short as ****

Tp4 doesn't even have a psychical form, you gotta take that into account, man.

[CPTBadAss]

Have you ever met a cat that doesn't like belly rubs?

Belly rubs man, those are key.

I've actually never met a cat that would let me belly rub it. But I guess they don't just barrel roll for anyone. I've never owned a cat so maybe that's why

[cmadrid]

Have you ever met a cat that doesn't like belly rubs?

Belly rubs man, those are key.

I've actually never met a cat that would let me belly rub it. But I guess they don't just barrel roll for anyone. I've never owned a cat so maybe that's why

cats know

[nubbinator]

Pocket Raptor is my favorite, but Hold Onto Your Butts or Jurrasic Bingo would probably be better for you.

Have you ever met a cat that doesn't like belly rubs?

Belly rubs man, those are key.

Belly rubs are a fantastic way to end up with sliced and diced hands in my experience.

[missalaire]

Have you ever met a cat that doesn't like belly rubs?

Belly rubs man, those are key.

I've actually never met a cat that would let me belly rub it. But I guess they don't just barrel roll for anyone. I've never owned a cat so maybe that's why

Come visit, my cat loves having his belly rubbed

[beehatch]

Hard to recommend a shirt to someone I've not seen (I don't know your shape, style or colour preferences) but I'd go for a red "say it don't spit it" or a turquoise "pocket velociraptor" as those colour/design combos really pop.

Hahahahhaahah Just come out and say it..  ""  plz pm n00dz,   i need to get to know you guurrl to help you pick out the right threads.. ""

You're just jealous you don't get any.

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It's not nice to pick on people beehatch. Go pick on somebody your own size. Like hauff.

the hell, I'm like 5'4 that's short as ****

Tp4 doesn't even have a psychical form, you gotta take that into account, man.

I can't tell if you seriously meant psychical or you typo'd while trying to spell physical lol.

Have you ever met a cat that doesn't like belly rubs?

Belly rubs man, those are key.

I've actually never met a cat that would let me belly rub it. But I guess they don't just barrel roll for anyone. I've never owned a cat so maybe that's why

Get a cat, then we'll talk. I'll even give you pointers on how to provide the best belly rubs.

Pocket Raptor is my favorite, but Hold Onto Your Butts or Jurrasic Bingo would probably be better for you.

Have you ever met a cat that doesn't like belly rubs?

Belly rubs man, those are key.

Belly rubs are a fantastic way to end up with sliced and diced hands in my experience.

Belly rubs can result in that, but I wanted to keep that a secret for people who didn't have cats.

My plan has been foiled!

[beehatch]

Have you ever met a cat that doesn't like belly rubs?

Belly rubs man, those are key.

I've actually never met a cat that would let me belly rub it. But I guess they don't just barrel roll for anyone. I've never owned a cat so maybe that's why

Come visit, my cat loves having his belly rubbed

I want to see your cat. No puns.

[septamber]

Dino DNA for sure. It GLOWS! 

[dwk396]

Dino DNA for sure. It GLOWS! 

i like things that glow too.
This person knows how to make decision.

[dustinhxc]

I just wanted to say I love Jurassic park!!!! Get the Pocket raptor. I don't want to enter the giveaway. Good luck all! Jurassic world was sweet too! ALIEN HELL YEAH!

[demik]

Have you ever met a cat that doesn't like belly rubs?

Belly rubs man, those are key.

I've actually never met a cat that would let me belly rub it. But I guess they don't just barrel roll for anyone. I've never owned a cat so maybe that's why

Come visit, my cat loves having his belly rubbed

I want to see your cat. No puns.

my type of thread.

just girls being girls being girls

[greath]

Super Jurassic cuz Luigi is straight thug.



Look at that face. **** is about to go DOWN!

[demik]

that's not luigi

[dustinhxc]

Super Jurassic cuz Luigi is straight thug.

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Look at that face. **** is about to go DOWN!

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Haha that shirt is so sweet..

[ShardZer0]

Say It Don't Spray It

That scene is so classic, how could you NOT instantly go with this shirt!