Too bad we can't post anonymously. Butt fetish? Wtf. Fit women? Omg so taboo.
SOMEBODY here must like getting a chest full of last night's Chinese take out. From either hole.
I have a thing for worms, like a sexual attraction. In fact, I like them so much, sometimes I will sneak out at night and cover myself in Vaseline pretending to be one. I also cover myself with dirt and just try and slither around my yard and the neighbors yard. I dream about inter human-worm sex, and pray that the future is near for the people like me. I once dug a hole and filled it with mud and myself and I just sat there for a few hours. I identify myself as a worm/human mix, and I only feel at home when I am in the ground with my worm friends. Although, maybe it just might be a fetish for being in the ground, as I have also pretended to be a carrot, a potato, and other things that seem to be found in the ground. The standard procedure for my carrot fetish is to dig a hole deep enough that only my hair sticks out. I wish that one day someone will try to pull me out, just like a carrot. The potato is just deep enough that my hair sticks out as well, but instead of standing up straight, I curl up into the fetal position, so I become a lump, just like a potato. This might sound very weird to most of you, but don't knock something until you try it, you don't know what will get you off.
