important question

[Photekq]

dear  most dearest of friends,

i have a most importent qeustion

how does one go aobut getting the attention of the most , more fairer sex while in nightclub setting

it shoudk be assumeed that both partys are intoxxicatd

thanks in advancea lso this thinkpad keyboard is ****

[byker]

Welcome to university life potek

[Karura]

Living da life

[TimIsABat]

You thrust your hips at them with fury while you shriek the shriek of your people.

Edit: Don't tell em you collect keyboards. Trust me. Even my girlfriend hates it 

[tp4tissue]

#Ronery4ever...  is the way to go..    back to the cave for some Starcraft....

[Belfong]

Google "best pickup lines" and you are good to go.

[paicrai]

pop your collar
wear aviator shades
punch the most flamboyant person in your vicinity
ask dj about dubstep or deep house
youll get attention alright

[baldgye]

I feel like trying to chat up women in a club is the worst possible place and environment.

If your going to a club trying to get laid, you'll be most likely blocked or over shadowed by the hench bro brigade and if your going there looking to meet a future girlfriend then it's the wrong place (I've found).


Best advice is just go and have fun, don't get **** faced, don't take yourself too seriously and be yourself.

[Jokrik]

Drink wisely
Be a gentleman

Optional:
Stuff target with alcohol
Look #SWAG

Happy ending

[tp4tissue]

Here's the thing with clubs.. if all you're after is the sex


Clubs are actually more expensive time wise, than if you just paid for a call girl..


Think about it,  any girl that'd go home with you from a club, isn't really all that different from a call-girl anyway..

With the call girl,  she's on time,  requires no pampering or a long fake speech about great you are, and you don't even have to leave the house..

[lolpes]

I feel like trying to chat up women in a club is the worst possible place and environment.

If your going to a club trying to get laid, you'll be most likely blocked or over shadowed by the hench bro brigade and if your going there looking to meet a future girlfriend then it's the wrong place (I've found).


Best advice is just go and have fun, don't get **** faced, don't take yourself too seriously and be yourself.

This ^

Also, if you noticed her and she did not notice you, meh maybe it's not worth the effort, first impressions matter most at clubs.

Have a good time, if you are having fun, most likely you will meet someone.

[katushkin]

In the words of Boys Noize; dance, dance, dance.

And drinks. Lots more drinks.

[baldgye]

In the words of Boys Noize

Oi Oi Oi


Respect

[Bomble]

whip it out

[tp4tissue]

None of the stuff said so far actually works AFK... and even then, at best they'd work in a ghey bar.

[fohat.digs]

In any situation, you need to show better than the competition. That is a tall order in a swinging nightclub.

Go for the "2nd-tier" objects who are not being so actively pursued, and/or be available to nab the "plain Jane" friend of the hottie who is getting all the attention. She may well be the better pick anyway.

Seriously, if you are bringing a knife to a gun fight, stay in the shadows.

[tp4tissue]

In any situation, you need to show better than the competition. That is a tall order in a swinging nightclub.

Go for the "2nd-tier" objects who are not being so actively pursued, and/or be available to nab the "plain Jane" friend of the hottie who is getting all the attention. She may well be the better pick anyway.

Seriously, if you are bringing a knife to a gun fight, stay in the shadows.

Hrrmmm.. I think people are wise onto that strategy now of hitting on the -second-string-...

So much so,   that I think you'd have  a better shot with the front runner.


The reason being,   the Most beautiful, is usually the leader of the pack,  so she won't let any of the other females mate..


Look into pack behaviors of female lions..  that's how it's like..


You will still need a wing man, to divert the main lioness

[ANightOnCloudNine]

dear  most dearest of friends,

i have a most importent qeustion

how does one go aobut getting the attention of the most , more fairer sex while in nightclub setting

it shoudk be assumeed that both partys are intoxxicatd

thanks in advancea lso this thinkpad keyboard is ****

Find a kid and push him off his bike and call him a nerd, and say "hey baby lets go sex at my house" and ride her to your house on the kids bike if it's a one seated bike let her sit on your shoulders.

[clacktalk]

the **** r u doing

[VesperSAINT]

Just strike up a casual and chill conversation, yo, and she in.

Example:

"hey gurlu ~ how u doin'? you ever heard of boku no pico? Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this sh*t? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sh*t but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fu*k..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[byker]

Just strike up a casual and chill conversation, yo, and she in.

Example:

"hey gurlu ~ how u doin'? you ever heard of boku no pico? Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this sh*t? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sh*t but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fu*k..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Are you speaking from personal experience

[sth]

Stuff target with alcohol

gross

[VesperSAINT]

Are you speaking from personal experience

[Photekq]

~

How does one pronounce this?

[sth]

~

How does one pronounce this?

'uguu' ?

[azhdar]

The boy is back, did that went well?

[joey]

The boy is back, did that went well?

Left a boy, returned a man

[Photekq]

The boy is back, did that went well?

No I tried the advice of the kind people above, but I only got kicked in the crotch multiple times.

[azhdar]

The boy is back, did that went well?

No I tried the advice of the kind people above, but I only got kicked in the crotch multiple times.

oh you're into that ball kicking thing, good for you mate.

[henz]

this always worked for me:

[baldgye]

all my mates at uni that had great swag in the clubs and got hella clunge are all still single...

[iri]

I'm going to a club party tomorrow for the first time in the UK O_o