White People Problems

[nubbinator]

So my work is having this international/ethnic celebration where everyone is supposed to bring the food of their peoples.  Since I'm generic white bread, I have no clue what to bring.  What do?

[Sent]

Generic white bread.

[fanpeople]

Twinkies, lots of twinkies. Crackers would be a funny addition in my workplace but i dont know how well it would go down in a normal work environment.

[asdfjkl36]

McDonalds?

[Joey Quinn]

Taco Bell

[fohat.digs]

the most common meal that your mother served you as a child

[Photekq]

What's your heritage?

[inanis]

Pound cake. It is white in color (or close to it) and has a pound of butter in it. Doesn't get more average American than that!

*inanis loves pound cake

[nubbinator]

What's your heritage?

White

[Photekq]

White

Irish, German, English, Scottish, French, Welsh, Swiss, etc.?

[cmadrid]

Bring in something you like?

[nubbinator]

White

Irish, German, English, Scottish, French, Welsh, Swiss, etc.?

Well, my grandpa claims to be Italian, but every white person in America claims that.  Other than that it's just supposition.  I'm generic whitebread.

[asdfjkl36]

Grilled cheese sandwiches.

I like those.

[nubbinator]

Grilled cheese sandwiches.

I like those.

Made with white bread and Kraft "cheese"?

[Photekq]

Well, my grandpa claims to be Italian, but every white person in America claims that.  Other than that it's just supposition.  I'm generic whitebread.

Take spaghetti in your pockets

[digi]

Racist, reported.

[Air tree]

Meatloaf.

[asdfjkl36]

Grilled cheese sandwiches.

I like those.

Made with white bread and Kraft "cheese"?

Maybe.
I dont make them, i just eat them

I'm not white so i dont know the technical terms. Is that what you use?

[SpAmRaY]

Didn't read anything but I'm going with bacon.

[Badwrench]

Didn't read anything but I'm going with bacon.

'Merica!

Except that you don't eat half of the stuff on there 

I am gonna go with Silver Dollar pancakes with Maple syrup.   

[noisyturtle]

Celebrate your privilege.

[Belfong]

McDonalds?

yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

[digi]

[asdfjkl36]

McDonalds?

yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???

[Belfong]

McDonalds?

yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???

In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA? 

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en

[SpAmRaY]

McDonalds?

yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???

In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA? 

Umm no.

I'm glad to or else I'd eat McDonald's way too much.

[Belfong]

man! We are more lazy than you guys!! as in couch potatoes lazy!

[bueller]

McDonalds?

yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???

In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA? 

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/

Sadly that's pretty much an asian thing!

[vivalarevolución]

Sounds like some liberal nonsense.

[asdfjkl36]

McDonalds?

yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???

In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA? 

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en

WOOOOOW.


Not fair. I'd be able to sit at home instead of having to drive over there to get my girlfriend food.
Granted, i get food myself, but i dont want to have to get out of the house.

Lucky lucky

[Belfong]

Sadly that's pretty much an asian thing!

why sad? we should be happy to get junk delivered right at your door step!

[Michael]

McDonalds?

yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???

In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA? 

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en

It's a good thing they don't have that here. The average weight would go from 300 to 500 lbs, easily.

They call being overweight in the USA 'disabled'.....

[asdfjkl36]

McDonalds?

yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???

In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA? 

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en

It's a good thing they don't have that here. The average weight would go from 300 to 500 lbs, easily.

They call being overweight in the USA 'disabled'.....

Yea, the disability is not being able to stop eating 


But you get to ride a little rascal down the isles of Walmart. So that's cool.
And while you're at Walmart, you can drive up to the McDonalds inside 

[fohat.digs]

There is always this:

[KatzenKinder]

McDonalds?

yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???

In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA? 

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en

It's a good thing they don't have that here. The average weight would go from 300 to 500 lbs, easily.

They call being overweight in the USA 'disabled'.....

The menus have some cool things in not USA though... like in Japan McDonald's had "Italian Risotto Balls" lol

I wish there was enough appeal for more interesting things here in US

[Belfong]

I don't know if McDelivery will add more pounds - by the time the food arrives, the fries would be soggy and the burger is not as 'fresh'. I don't think this concept works for burgers. It's super convenient for sure.

[njbair]

1. Slice some all-beef hot dogs halfway through, longways, like you slice a hot dog bun.

2. Place slices of colby jack cheese along the slices in the dogs.

3. Wrap the hot dog/cheese assemblies with bacon, like a barber shop pole.

4. Broil those suckers.

5. Murica.

[Michael]

McDonalds?

yup, definitely white, in my view.
And you could just call for deliveries, no need to trouble yourself with handling them.

Holy ****, they deliver???

In Malaysia, yes. They don't in USA? 

edit: it's called McDelivery
https://www.mcdelivery.com.my/my/?locale=en

It's a good thing they don't have that here. The average weight would go from 300 to 500 lbs, easily.

They call being overweight in the USA 'disabled'.....

The menus have some cool things in not USA though... like in Japan McDonald's had "Italian Risotto Balls" lol

I wish there was enough appeal for more interesting things here in US

I just noticed they called them 'Beef Samurai' in Malaysia huehueh

[Belfong]

The Samurais are made up of black pepper sauce. It's pretty popular here, spicy and hot!

Hmm, imagine getting a Bushi key with every Samurai Beef HAPPY MEAL! now, that's an idea.. ha ha!

[Binge]

Potato anything is white as white can be.

[Sed8op8]

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[retrochick]

does it melt the cheese?

[Binge]

does it melt the cheese?

getting hot in here

[JDo]

does it melt the cheese?

getting hot in here

[Findecanor]

[swimmingbird]

just bring in a jar of mayonnaise

[tp4tissue]

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This is awful

[HoffmanMyster]

Bring a burger.  I don't see the problem.


Personally I would bring brats.  Mmmmmmm.

[osi]

Go to Wendy's and buy enough chili to put in a crock pot

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