I'll be in San Francisco for that Monday night and I'm looking to mooch off somebody rather than book an actual accommodation. I will buy you beer and/or food, maybe a keyboard or two, and the pleasure of my humorous company.
Fyi, I smell bad, I'll probably pee on your toilet seat, eat all the food in your fridge, and weird out any roommates or family that you have around.
For serious offers, please send me a PM. Please ask if you have any questions. Thank you.