Author Topic: The struggles of artisan identity... (Read 4316 times)

munch · « **on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 17:38:27 »

Found this blog when researching clacks yesterday, I found it rather amusing.
Not super familiar with the whole "tumblr" community that the Internet is making fun of but the little I know made this a fun read

http://undervaluedartisan.tumblr.com/

I wonder who's behind this one

theoriginal123123 · « **Reply #1 on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 17:44:59 »

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Steezus · « **Reply #2 on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:07:28 »

I'm so confused, I first thought it was about prostitution but now seems like somebody is trying to act like a keycap?

GL1TCH3D · « **Reply #3 on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:28:47 »

#CheckYourPricePrivilige

R1N3 · « **Reply #4 on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:29:22 »

Quote from: Steezus on Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:07:28

I'm so confused, I first thought it was about prostitution but now seems like somebody is trying to act like a keycap?

I sexually Identify as a Click Clack Keycap. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting on Kustoms, and getting smashed in the face by foreigners. People say to me that a person being a Click Clack Keycap is Impossible and I’m ****ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a guy from Classifieds install RGB LEDs, 62g gold plated springs and Krytox lube on my switches. From now on I want you guys to call me “Friday” and respect my right to get run the **** over by Synjin and killed needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a Kappaphobe and need to check your key cap privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

romevi · « **Reply #5 on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:44:33 »

ImpendingxDoom · « **Reply #6 on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:47:28 »

Quote from: R1N3 on Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:29:22

Quote from: Steezus on Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:07:28
I'm so confused, I first thought it was about prostitution but now seems like somebody is trying to act like a keycap?

I sexually Identify as a Click Clack Keycap. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting on Kustoms, and getting smashed in the face by foreigners. People say to me that a person being a Click Clack Keycap is Impossible and I’m ****ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a guy from Classifieds install RGB LEDs, 62g gold plated springs and Krytox lube on my switches. From now on I want you guys to call me “Friday” and respect my right to get run the **** over by Synjin killed needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a Kappaphobe and need to check your key cap privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Pls let me know what your pronouns are so I don't accidentally oppress you

Vittra · « **Reply #7 on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:50:56 »

munch · « **Reply #8 on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:54:30 »

Quote from: Steezus on Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:07:28

I'm so confused, I first thought it was about prostitution but now seems like somebody is trying to act like a keycap?

no, it's obviously the keycap writing about its struggles with its identity. no acting, no prostitution!

to be fair, I'm not sure what it really is about. but it is amusing.

R1N3 · « **Reply #9 on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 20:05:49 »

Quote from: ImpendingxDoom on Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:47:28

Quote from: R1N3 on Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:29:22
Quote from: Steezus on Fri, 12 February 2016, 19:07:28
I'm so confused, I first thought it was about prostitution but now seems like somebody is trying to act like a keycap?

I sexually Identify as a Click Clack Keycap. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting on Kustoms, and getting smashed in the face by foreigners. People say to me that a person being a Click Clack Keycap is Impossible and I’m ****ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a guy from Classifieds install RGB LEDs, 62g gold plated springs and Krytox lube on my switches. From now on I want you guys to call me “Friday” and respect my right to get run the **** over by Synjin killed needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a Kappaphobe and need to check your key cap privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Pls let me know what your pronouns are so I don't accidentally oppress you

Key, kiy, kit, cap, cup

Thank you again for being so understanding

tp4tissue · « **Reply #10 on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 20:56:10 »

I'm not terribly sure what he's trying to say..

Steezus · « **Reply #11 on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 21:36:44 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 12 February 2016, 20:56:10

I'm not terribly sure what he's trying to say..
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By the writing and the fact that it's on tumblr then I'm going to awesome it was a female who wrote this.

jerue · « **Reply #12 on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 21:44:12 »

Damn, my clack is so rude.

#allcapsmatter

Photekq · « **Reply #13 on:** Fri, 12 February 2016, 21:51:58 »

Well that's terrible.

davkol · « **Reply #14 on:** Sat, 13 February 2016, 14:11:41 »

Quote from: Steezus on Fri, 12 February 2016, 21:36:44

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 12 February 2016, 20:56:10
I'm not terribly sure what he's trying to say..
Show Image

By the writing and the fact that it's on tumblr then I'm going to awesome it was a female who wrote this.

That's sexist. something something privileged white male something something oppression something something

Steezus · « **Reply #15 on:** Sat, 13 February 2016, 14:13:30 »

Quote from: davkol on Sat, 13 February 2016, 14:11:41

Quote from: Steezus on Fri, 12 February 2016, 21:36:44
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 12 February 2016, 20:56:10
I'm not terribly sure what he's trying to say..
Show Image

By the writing and the fact that it's on tumblr then I'm going to awesome it was a female who wrote this.
That's sexist. something something privileged white male something something oppression something something

demik · « **Reply #16 on:** Sat, 13 February 2016, 16:06:50 »

Quote from: Steezus on Fri, 12 February 2016, 21:36:44

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 12 February 2016, 20:56:10
I'm not terribly sure what he's trying to say..
Show Image

By the writing and the fact that it's on tumblr then I'm going to awesome it was a female who wrote this.

Did.... did you just spell assume as awesome?

Steezus · « **Reply #17 on:** Sat, 13 February 2016, 16:11:06 »

Quote from: demik on Sat, 13 February 2016, 16:06:50

Quote from: Steezus on Fri, 12 February 2016, 21:36:44
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 12 February 2016, 20:56:10
I'm not terribly sure what he's trying to say..
Show Image

By the writing and the fact that it's on tumblr then I'm going to awesome it was a female who wrote this.
Did.... did you just spell assume as awesome?

Lol that was on my phone...auto-correct. I didn't even realize that until now.

munch · « **Reply #18 on:** Sat, 13 February 2016, 16:56:55 »

everything is assuuuume!

Zeal · « **Reply #19 on:** Sat, 13 February 2016, 17:15:37 »

Paging retrochick

Good read, had a few chuckles.

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retrochick · « **Reply #20 on:** Sat, 13 February 2016, 17:31:41 »

I have been summoned. Sadly I'm not the author of those posts or blog.

KatzenKinder · « **Reply #21 on:** Sat, 13 February 2016, 20:03:50 »

oh god this is amazing

appleonama · « **Reply #22 on:** Sat, 13 February 2016, 20:07:21 »

meh you guys try anything to be funny
*coming from the guy who burned a clack for fun

munch · « **Reply #23 on:** Sat, 13 February 2016, 20:42:00 »

Quote from: appleonama on Sat, 13 February 2016, 20:07:21

meh you guys try anything to be funny
*coming from the guy who burned a clack for fun

that was really funny to me, though.

1swt2gs · « **Reply #24 on:** Sat, 13 February 2016, 21:19:03 »

Oh man... some of these are hilarious

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Ugh! This world is so ****ing disgusting!
This guy just sent me a message asking me if he could buy me for $90. What the ****? Do I look like I’m on the classifieds like all those other sellouts? Sorry, but I’m not desperate enough to sell myself to some creep I never even met before.
I’m not going to just mount on any stem because someone thought they could buy me. Most people don’t even bother using plastic wrap around their stems.
Even worse, most of these ****ing creeps “collect” us caps like we’re they’re ****ing property and treat us like trophies to post photos of on the internet. Excuse me? You’re just going to take invasive photos of me and then put me in a box for the rest of my ****ing life?! Even grosser, caps get traded for other caps like some are more valuable than others. How the **** can you value one cap over another?
You know what we should do? We should just round up all of these “collectors” and ****ING KILL THEM!!!! Imagine how much better a world this would be without these ****ing creeps around.

10 bucks they are an active member on one of the keyboard enthusiast forums