You know you're getting old when..

[Waateva]

when your birthday comes around

32 this year?

[chyros]

25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

[demik]

when your birthday comes around

32 this year?

20

[Waateva]

25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!

[sarahnicole]

When I talk to my 15 year old niece.

Always coming home from school with these hip new phrases.
She tried to tell me A1 meant cool, I told her no, that's a steak sauce honey.

[demik]

25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!

legit, i never understood the hard on over age. i have this friend i've known for awhile and the other day she sent me a message asking how i was and blah blah and i asked her how she was and she goes.. "im preparing myself to turn 30.."

im like, how over dramatic is that ****? news flash, 30 is the same as 29 if you haven't done **** the last year.

[fohat.digs]

32 this year?

Twice that for me. At some point you are just glad that they keep coming.

[tp4tissue]

25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!

legit, i never understood the hard on over age. i have this friend i've known for awhile and the other day she sent me a message asking how i was and blah blah and i asked her how she was and she goes.. "im preparing myself to turn 30.."

im like, how over dramatic is that ****? news flash, 30 is the same as 29 if you haven't done **** the last year.

30 is a big deal for females..

it's basically like the official, no more mess-ing around age..


It's also the age where.. ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Yea.. age 30 is that significant a drift..

[sarahnicole]

25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!

legit, i never understood the hard on over age. i have this friend i've known for awhile and the other day she sent me a message asking how i was and blah blah and i asked her how she was and she goes.. "im preparing myself to turn 30.."

im like, how over dramatic is that ****? news flash, 30 is the same as 29 if you haven't done **** the last year.

30 is a big deal for females because they have been conditioned by society that they are less valuable of a sexual partner as they age, where as men are taught that they become more "distinguished" with age.

FTFY

[demik]

25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!

legit, i never understood the hard on over age. i have this friend i've known for awhile and the other day she sent me a message asking how i was and blah blah and i asked her how she was and she goes.. "im preparing myself to turn 30.."

im like, how over dramatic is that ****? news flash, 30 is the same as 29 if you haven't done **** the last year.

30 is a big deal for females..

it's basically like the official, no more mess-ing around age..


It's also the age where.. ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Yea.. age 30 is that significant a drift..

yeah no, that's bull****.

[appleonama]

old people smell which means you guys smell 

Ageist!!! REPORTED!!

Gas them all 

[tp4tissue]

FTFY

In the wild.. Humans have been estimated to die around age 40.

So, assuming naturally that the female would've lived long enough to raise her child, she would require at least a 5 year window to rear a somewhat independent offspring.

40-5 = 35,   that means at the latest, natural evolution would've placed the final deadline for progenation at ~ age 35..

and we also see that the probability for miscarriage and other complications rise dramatically beyond this age..  which supports the evolutionary pinpointing.



Now, modern medicine can overcome many of these hurdles for late moms.

However, it does not change the hard fact that the equipment only operates at peak efficiency for a short number of years.



Which is why youth is the most important currency, especially for females..

Where every bad boyfriend is a major waste of potential and resources..




/Tp4 crawls back into the cave..  #Ronery2016

[chyros]

25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!

I'm sure my 30s won't be as bad as my late 20s, this PhD is the worst thing I've ever done D; .

[sarahnicole]

FTFY

In the wild.. Humans have been estimated to die around age 40.

So, assuming naturally that the female would've lived long enough to raise her child, she would require at least a 5 year window to rear a somewhat independent offspring.

40-5 = 35,   that means at the latest, natural evolution would've placed the final deadline for progenation at ~ age 35..

and we also see that the probability for miscarriage and other complications rise dramatically beyond this age..  which supports the evolutionary pinpointing.



Now, modern medicine can overcome many of these hurdles for late moms.

However, it does not change the hard fact that the equipment only operates at peak efficiency for a short number of years.



Which is why youth is the most important currency, especially for females..

Where every bad boyfriend is a major waste of potential and resources..




/Tp4 crawls back into the cave..  #Ronery2016

DAMN! Didn't see you replied last night haha.
I could argue about this all day but I won't lol.

I'm in a semi-decent mood today so I'll let tp4 be tp4 for once today.

[mobbo]

ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Ya, you're right. That does sound awful.

[tp4tissue]

ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Ya, you're right. That does sound awful.

Let's continue this analogie.

As long as the car is a Honda or Toyota.. we can still expect good useful lifetime out of it..

--so,  a well researched prospective car owner would understand that and still pick one up.

Despite the ever depreciating market value.


^^^^, yea that sounded even worse..   I am appalled

[iri]

I'll be young forever.

Same here.

[mobbo]

ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Ya, you're right. That does sound awful.

Let's continue this analogie.

As long as the car is a Honda or Toyota.. we can still expect good useful lifetime out of it..

--so,  a well researched prospective car owner would understand that and still pick one up.

Despite the ever depreciating market value.


^^^^, yea that sounded even worse..   I am appalled

Have you ever heard of the term "objectification of women"?

Because you have mastered it to a degree I didn't think possible.  )

[absyrd]

...when all you do is babysit or wait for friends to find babysitters so you can do ****.

[HoffmanMyster]

25 was very bad. One of the worst I had. 27 was very awful as well. Not looking forward to 30 at all D; .

Meh, I'll be 32 myself this year and it doesn't even bother me anymore.  Everyone gets older, so you can either embrace it and enjoy it or make a big deal out of something that literally no one can stop.  So far, I've loved my 30s and would take them over my 20s at this point!

legit, i never understood the hard on over age. i have this friend i've known for awhile and the other day she sent me a message asking how i was and blah blah and i asked her how she was and she goes.. "im preparing myself to turn 30.."

im like, how over dramatic is that ****? news flash, 30 is the same as 29 if you haven't done **** the last year.

30 is a big deal for females because they have been conditioned by society that they are less valuable of a sexual partner as they age, where as men are taught that they become more "distinguished" with age.

FTFY

So?  Screw society.  Be happy for yourself.  Don't let someone else tell you that being alive for another year is suddenly apparently a terrible thing.

Society also conditions men to think similar things; just ignore them and move on with your life. 

[tp4tissue]

ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Ya, you're right. That does sound awful.

Let's continue this analogie.

As long as the car is a Honda or Toyota.. we can still expect good useful lifetime out of it..

--so,  a well researched prospective car owner would understand that and still pick one up.

Despite the ever depreciating market value.


^^^^, yea that sounded even worse..   I am appalled

Have you ever heard of the term "objectification of women"?

Because you have mastered it to a degree I didn't think possible.  )

Hahahahhaha..


I think usually.   

When we say.. A male objectifies a female..  it's some guy with a low level of empathy.. and therefore considers the female an-object which he can manipulate given a set of incentives..


Be assured that Tp4 has a great deal of empathy. The difference is, Tp4 has it under complete control, and a system of thought which can override all emotion, in cases where it is necessary to preserve logic.

[iri]

"objectification of women"?

Yes. Even in space!

[tp4tissue]

So?  Screw society.  Be happy for yourself.  Don't let someone else tell you that being alive for another year is suddenly apparently a terrible thing.

Society also conditions men to think similar things; just ignore them and move on with your life. 

Being happy to oneself is always of fashion..  but if you're the last chocolate bar left on the shelf, people won't buy it.

This may very well be a temporary fad..  and maybe 30yr olds will be the must-get of tomorrow..


I've merely outlined the -Now-

[demik]

ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Ya, you're right. That does sound awful.

Let's continue this analogie.

As long as the car is a Honda or Toyota.. we can still expect good useful lifetime out of it..

--so,  a well researched prospective car owner would understand that and still pick one up.

Despite the ever depreciating market value.


^^^^, yea that sounded even worse..   I am appalled

So if I'm understanding it right... You want us to date japanese girls only because they retain their resell value better?

[tp4tissue]

ok, this sounds awful, but you know when you buy a new car, and now it's a used car..  and the value is cut in half..

Ya, you're right. That does sound awful.

Let's continue this analogie.

As long as the car is a Honda or Toyota.. we can still expect good useful lifetime out of it..

--so,  a well researched prospective car owner would understand that and still pick one up.

Despite the ever depreciating market value.


^^^^, yea that sounded even worse..   I am appalled

So if I'm understanding it right... You want us to date japanese girls only because they retain their resell value better?

ah... no?

you don't really need to resell old toyotas and hondas.. drive them till they die..

till death do us part baby ?


yes.. finally, this analogy has turned around.. Congratulations Tp4..

Thankyou  demik.

[sarahnicole]

So?  Screw society.  Be happy for yourself.  Don't let someone else tell you that being alive for another year is suddenly apparently a terrible thing.

Society also conditions men to think similar things; just ignore them and move on with your life. 

Why was I driving when this thread blew up? Lol

But really though, Hoff you continue to surprise me as being pretty much the nicest person to exist here.
Keep being cool.

[demik]

It's a sham. He posts in full nazi dress to balance out the earth.


Also you're welcome tp. I don't know what I did but you're welcome.

[demik]

Because he's a modzi. Not because he hates people.

[tp4tissue]

Because he's a modzi. Not because he hates people.

I too am always weary of Hoff's nice-ness.

We don't know for sure if there is a devilish move in-play..

[sarahnicole]

Because he's a modzi. Not because he hates people.

I too am always weary of Hoff's nice-ness.

We don't know for sure if there is a devilish move in-play..

Hey, Hoff is my snapchat friend.
YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT!

[tp4tissue]

Because he's a modzi. Not because he hates people.

I too am always weary of Hoff's nice-ness.

We don't know for sure if there is a devilish move in-play..

Hey, Hoff is my snapchat friend.
YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT!

Welcome to the Internet.

[HoffmanMyster]

Because he's a modzi. Not because he hates people.

I do hate people tho. 

[demik]

Confirmed modzi