Grrrrrrr..........

[tp4tissue]

All these new Geekhackers talking about Girlfriends...


Tp4 so jelly... I h8 uuuuu all....

[Bromono]

You can have mine

[tp4tissue]

You can have mine

[jerue]

but are they the best typists on world?


.....

NO

[iLLucionist]

My GF is in boards as well. She's not on GH... yet..

[noisyturtle]

It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.

[munch]

why girlfriend when you can have keyboards

[clacktalk]

my gf bakes

[tp4tissue]

It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.

Not for Tp... Tp4 f3ars the outside...

[iLLucionist]

It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.

Not for Tp... Tp4 f3ars the outside...

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Nawww it's good for you. I thought so as well. Got over it. Outside is fine now. Safe now.

[Asininity]

It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.

Not for Tp... Tp4 f3ars the outside...

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Or maybe you're only saying that because you're an AI built by Microsoft. I mean, I can't be the only one who thinks that makes a lot of sense.

[tp4tissue]

It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.

Not for Tp... Tp4 f3ars the outside...

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Or maybe you're only saying that because you're an AI built by Microsoft. I mean, I can't be the only one who thinks that makes a lot of sense.

[xtrafrood]

What are girlfriends? Could someone explain?

[noisyturtle]

What are girlfriends? Could someone explain?

They are like really good friends who let you put your penis inside of them.

[romevi]

What are girlfriends? Could someone explain?

They are like really good friends who let you put your penis inside of them.

Even if you're a girl?

[noisyturtle]

What are girlfriends? Could someone explain?

They are like really good friends who let you put your penis inside of them.

Even if you're a girl?

*finger(s)

[munch]

What are girlfriends? Could someone explain?

They are like really good friends who let you put your penis inside of them.

Even if you're a girl?

*finger(s)

like in the ear? mouth? I dunno, what if you mess things up in there?

[rowdy]

At least you have money to spend on keyboards.

And junk food.

And watermelon.

[gain]

At least you have money to spend on keyboards.

And junk food.

And watermelon.

Jesus christ I could go for some watermelon right now

[xtrafrood]

Yep, a slice of watermelon would be awesome

[iLLucionist]

At least you have money to spend on keyboards.

And junk food.

And watermelon.

summer coming.. watermelon all over the place... and guac.

[beehatch]

I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

[trenzafeeds]

It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.

Not for Tp... Tp4 f3ars the outside...

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Nawww it's good for you. I thought so as well. Got over it. Outside is fine now. Safe now.

I mean tp lives in china... in some cases the outsides literally just not safe.

[iLLucionist]

It's not difficult to get a girlfriend, what's difficult is getting one you actually like being around for extended periods of time.
I mean that's really the goal isn't it? To find someone who will put up with you for the rest of your life, anyone can go out and just date that's the easy part.

Not for Tp... Tp4 f3ars the outside...

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Nawww it's good for you. I thought so as well. Got over it. Outside is fine now. Safe now.

I mean tp lives in china... in some cases the outsides literally just not safe.

True that. Yeah... probably never go outside then.

[rurushu]

have no girlfriend since forever.... but I can use the money to spend on my hobbies, or some watermelons... because my country right now is seriously hot like hell.... everyday right after coming out of the bathroom you already sweat like you didnt go bath in the first place...

[iLLucionist]

have no girlfriend since forever.... but I can use the money to spend on my hobbies, or some watermelons... because my country right now is seriously hot like hell.... everyday right after coming out of the bathroom you already sweat like you didnt go bath in the first place...

My GF and I both have income, so we have double income. Leaves me more money to spend on fun stuff as basic living is more relaxed for the both of us as we split it in two.

[rowdy]

I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Female responds to tp4 and no response from tp4 for more than 30 seconds.

Is he dedz?

[xtrafrood]

I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Female responds to tp4 and no response from tp4 for more than 30 seconds.

Is he dedz?

dot dot dot

[drewba]

tp what is problem?

[rurushu]

tp what is problem?

A quick google yields the following explanation for the noun "Problem"

"a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome."

[drewba]

tp what is problem?

A quick google yields the following explanation for the noun "Problem"

"a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome."

Thank you

[tp4tissue]

tp what is problem?

A quick google yields the following explanation for the noun "Problem"

"a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome."

Thank you

[tp4tissue]

I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Will you do like this for me ??

[demik]

I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Female responds to tp4 and no response from tp4 for more than 30 seconds.

Is he dedz?

dot dot dot

You rang?

[xtrafrood]

I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Female responds to tp4 and no response from tp4 for more than 30 seconds.

Is he dedz?

dot dot dot

You rang?

dot dot dot

[rowdy]

I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Female responds to tp4 and no response from tp4 for more than 30 seconds.

Is he dedz?

dot dot dot

You rang?

dot dot dot

Gee are are are are are are are dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot

[xtrafrood]

I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Will you do like this for me ??

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I tried this once. Does one have to curve the blade or something? The cut parallel to the rind f's my sh!^ up

[tp4tissue]

I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Will you do like this for me ??

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I tried this once. Does one have to curve the blade or something? The cut parallel to the rind f's my sh!^ up

For that method you can't make the initial slices too thick.

There is also the watermelon shaving method..

[xtrafrood]

I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Will you do like this for me ??

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I tried this once. Does one have to curve the blade or something? The cut parallel to the rind f's my sh!^ up

For that method you can't make the initial slices too thick.

There is also the watermelon shaving method..

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This I need to try!

[tp4tissue]

I'd volunteer to cut up your watermelon tp

Will you do like this for me ??

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I tried this once. Does one have to curve the blade or something? The cut parallel to the rind f's my sh!^ up

For that method you can't make the initial slices too thick.

There is also the watermelon shaving method..

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This I need to try!

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Make sure you  use a clean cutting board, or put done some foil before you cut.

I made the mistake of cutting curry-ed steak once before cutting the water melon, so... yea....  Curry watermelon..