Uhh, the women in the new film are butt-ass U G L Y they aint got no alibi.
Who, pray tell, is the cute one? The fat annoying one? The crazy looking one with gigantic horse teeth? The one that looks like Mr. T got a boob job? Or the one that looks like my damn aunt?
I would GLADLY bend over for Harold Ramis in his prime, rather than get down with any of those hideous roaming wildebeasts.