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Offline tp4tissue

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Meat Danger..
« on: Fri, 30 September 2016, 20:54:22 »
Happened upon free meat-balls tonight..  Ate 37x..  Almost passed out-n-died on the drive home..


Going to sleep now..

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Offline noisyturtle

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Re: Meat Danger..
« Reply #1 on: Fri, 30 September 2016, 21:05:28 »
These 'free meatballs' you 'happened' upon wouldn't have happened to be poking out of a hole in a truck stop bathroom would they?
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Offline HannahPeach

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Re: Meat Danger..
« Reply #2 on: Fri, 30 September 2016, 21:15:44 »
Glad you made it home alright then.
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Offline captsis

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Re: Meat Danger..
« Reply #3 on: Fri, 30 September 2016, 21:42:09 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 30 September 2016, 21:05:28
These 'free meatballs' you 'happened' upon wouldn't have happened to be poking out of a hole in a truck stop bathroom would they?

:p

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Offline alienman82

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Re: Meat Danger..
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 01 October 2016, 00:46:28 »
removed.
« Last Edit: Thu, 01 March 2018, 14:07:14 by alienman82 »
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Offline tp4tissue

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Re: Meat Danger..
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 01 October 2016, 03:49:59 »
Why does free food always taste better than regular food...






Hrrrmm perhaps they don't actually taste better,  but because of the fact that it's --Free--,  the brain interprets it as reward at near 0 cost, therefore the reward over cost ratio approaches INFINITY..


Thus,  Free Meatballs = Infinity..

//Cracking the code.
« Last Edit: Sat, 01 October 2016, 03:54:57 by tp4tissue »
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Offline tp4tissue

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Re: Meat Danger..
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 01 October 2016, 09:57:56 »
What's really odd is,    now that I'm hungry again..  I'm still thinking about eating more meatballs,   Even though I've just ate so many  yesterday..


Man,  what were in those meatballs,   drugs probably.
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Offline PunksDead

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Re: Meat Danger..
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 01 October 2016, 10:25:44 »
In my experience meat isn't all that filling. You need to load up on carbs to even it out. I recommend next time there is a free meat gala, to smuggle in a sub roll and parm it up. You'd probly eat about 8 meatballs on it and would be more full
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Re: Meat Danger..
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 01 October 2016, 14:38:48 »
tp4 discovers a new eatery. A little hole-in-the-wall place:
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