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Offline tp4tissue

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Free Sandwiches
« on: Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:12:34 »
These are two beautiful words..

It's like my head instantly turns toward their direction, looking for the alleged sandwiches.

Like when a Meerkat hears an Eagle..




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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:27:17 »
I cut my sandwiches like this:


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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:28:57 »
I cut my sandwiches like this:

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Tp4 doesn't cut sandwiches usually..  Unless they're too big for one hand..

Tp4 eats over the plate though, so it's not been an issue if some sandwich stuff falls out.

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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:29:16 »
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:35:21 »
Yes.

Sorry.
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:39:28 »
Man, such title bait. I was expecting a free sandwich
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 18 October 2016, 23:53:55 »
Man, such title bait. I was expecting a free sandwich


You see ?   this proves the power of the magical words in question.. "free Sandwich"

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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #8 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 02:52:30 »
"Anime Girls"
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #9 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 05:16:01 »
Work trip. Free pub food three days running so far

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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 05:20:24 »
Punk Girls. My friends do it to me to see my head whip around so fast in search of where they are
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 08:22:20 »

Man, such title bait. I was expecting a free sandwich

Usually "free sandwich" is followed by "when you buy .... "
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:17:43 »
I cut my sandwiches like this:

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That's just barbaric.
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #13 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:37:41 »

I cut my sandwiches like this:


That's just barbaric.


I always go diagonal so that I can maximize the number of apices.
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #14 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 10:40:10 »
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #15 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 11:11:34 »

I cut my sandwiches like this:


That's just barbaric.


I always go diagonal so that I can maximize the number of apices.

triangles are just better.

Agreed, sandwiches have to be triangles.
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 11:29:41 »

I cut my sandwiches like this:


That's just barbaric.


I always go diagonal so that I can maximize the number of apices.

triangles are just better.

Agreed, sandwiches have to be triangles.

Also Toasted.. /prefer toasted..

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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #17 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 12:12:22 »
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #18 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 12:32:53 »

I cut my sandwiches like this:


That's just barbaric.


I always go diagonal so that I can maximize the number of apices.

triangles are just better.

Agreed, sandwiches have to be triangles.

Also Toasted.. /prefer toasted..
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #19 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 14:35:10 »


is it that you don't like when it sticks to the room of the mouth?

That's part of it..

But mostly,  it's because Prior to toasting, I spray the bread, both sides with a light olive oil.  Then it goes in the toaster oven for golden brown.


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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #20 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 14:40:52 »
"on the glass" will make me crane my neck and go "huh?" like Scooby-doo.

 :p :p :p

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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #21 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 14:57:36 »
"on the glass" will make me crane my neck and go "huh?" like Scooby-doo.

 :p :p :p

Hahahaha..

I've looked this up a while back,  apparently  this type of fetishism is governed by the fact that there is a " cognitively Opaque barrier " between you and -the goods-

It's very similar to the operating feature of sheer fabric fetishism. (stockings/lingerie/etc)

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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #22 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 15:41:32 »
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #23 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 15:57:22 »
Key activation word

MOIST

Can you please use it in a sentence?

Sure. "I love moist chocolate cake".
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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #24 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 20:44:46 »
Key activation word

MOIST

Can you please use it in a sentence?

Sure. "I love moist chocolate cake".

This morning the rain made me moist on the way to work.

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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #25 on: Thu, 20 October 2016, 05:27:04 »
For me that would be free ink haha


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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #26 on: Thu, 20 October 2016, 06:05:20 »
For me that would be free ink haha


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free ink ?

where do you hear this. hahahaha

Octopus farm ?


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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #27 on: Thu, 20 October 2016, 12:15:01 »
For me that would be free ink haha


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free ink ?

where do you hear this. hahahaha

Octopus farm ?

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hmm.. If my friends bribe me with a free bottle of fountain pen ink :P

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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #28 on: Thu, 20 October 2016, 13:31:38 »
For me that would be free ink haha


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free ink ?

where do you hear this. hahahaha

Octopus farm ?

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hmm.. If my friends bribe me with a free bottle of fountain pen ink :P

if it's a bride, then it's not free..

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Re: Free Sandwiches
« Reply #29 on: Sat, 22 October 2016, 12:57:30 »
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