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Baloney Sandwiches
« on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 11:35:59 »
Eatin' one righ'nao,  because p00r..


Thinkn'..   This will probably be a Key-Technology in our Soylent Green Future..




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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 11:40:23 »
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #2 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 12:29:33 »
If it were ,  end-of-the-world..


Would ya'll at least try soylent green ?


maybe not eat it all the time.
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #3 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 13:01:17 »
Lips, peckers, and *******s.

Bologna and hot dogs are pretty much the same thing in different configurations.

PS - Just kidding about the ingredients above, that's just what they said in a couple of movies. It is really mostly fat and skin.
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #4 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 13:11:47 »
i'm having flashbacks to elementary school

i hated bologna as a kid, always threw away the sandwiches at lunch

not on Friday's tho, I got to have PB&J on Friday
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 13:16:39 »
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 31 October 2016, 13:11:47
i'm having flashbacks to elementary school

i hated bologna as a kid, always threw away the sandwiches at lunch

not on Friday's tho, I got to have PB&J on Friday

Whats' up c.l.i.b.? :D


Anyone else eat pickle loaf?

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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 14:44:15 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Mon, 31 October 2016, 13:16:39
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 31 October 2016, 13:11:47
i'm having flashbacks to elementary school

i hated bologna as a kid, always threw away the sandwiches at lunch

not on Friday's tho, I got to have PB&J on Friday

Whats' up c.l.i.b.? :D


Anyone else eat pickle loaf?

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That's the cadillac of balogna..

Tp4 can only fords' the bottom barrel bar-s stuff.. 
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #7 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 16:15:44 »
Is baloney a redneck -thing ?

All these utube vids by guyz with southern accent..



OMG, this redneck uses chopsticks @ 7:10 
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 16:27:28 »
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #9 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 16:38:34 »
This thread is a bunch of bologna.
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #10 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 16:39:40 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Mon, 31 October 2016, 13:16:39
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 31 October 2016, 13:11:47
i'm having flashbacks to elementary school

i hated bologna as a kid, always threw away the sandwiches at lunch

not on Friday's tho, I got to have PB&J on Friday

Whats' up c.l.i.b.? :D


Anyone else eat pickle loaf?

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That **** is nasty
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #11 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 19:01:34 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 31 October 2016, 16:15:44
Is baloney a redneck -thing ?

All these utube vids by guyz with southern accent..



OMG, this redneck uses chopsticks @ 7:10 
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Wow, that guy's accent is amazing xD .
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #12 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 19:09:01 »
Quote from: chyros on Mon, 31 October 2016, 19:01:34
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 31 October 2016, 16:15:44
Is baloney a redneck -thing ?

All these utube vids by guyz with southern accent..



OMG, this redneck uses chopsticks @ 7:10 
Show Image

Wow, that guy's accent is amazing xD .

It's so... convincing..  He could sell me insurance any day..
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #13 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 21:30:38 »
You all sure love your ghetto disgusting meats. What happened to that Spam thread?
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #14 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 22:35:49 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 31 October 2016, 21:30:38
You all sure love your ghetto disgusting meats. What happened to that Spam thread?

If only the Tp4 were rich like noisyturtle, 

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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #15 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 22:38:10 »
Only way to eat a bologna sammich is on white bread with kraft singles. Childhood right there.
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #16 on: Mon, 31 October 2016, 22:42:52 »
Quote from: Elth on Mon, 31 October 2016, 22:38:10
Only way to eat a bologna sammich is on white bread with kraft singles. Childhood right there.


I fry up the bologna now, cut it on the sides so it stays flat while in the pan..

You lay the kraft singles on there for a minute right before pulling them out of pan, so the singles melt..

ONLY problem with this, as delicious as it is,  is that melted kraft sticks to teeth like glue.. 
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #17 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 06:18:08 »
Quote from: Elth on Mon, 31 October 2016, 22:38:10
Only way to eat a bologna sammich is on white bread with kraft singles. Childhood right there.
With or without ketchup?
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #18 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 09:59:57 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 01 November 2016, 06:18:08
Quote from: Elth on Mon, 31 October 2016, 22:38:10
Only way to eat a bologna sammich is on white bread with kraft singles. Childhood right there.
With or without ketchup?

can't even taste the baloney with ketchup...  mustard is ok..
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #20 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 11:01:49 »
Quote from: alienman82 on Tue, 01 November 2016, 10:59:55
Quote from: tp4tissue on Tue, 01 November 2016, 09:59:57
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 01 November 2016, 06:18:08
Quote from: Elth on Mon, 31 October 2016, 22:38:10
Only way to eat a bologna sammich is on white bread with kraft singles. Childhood right there.
With or without ketchup?

can't even taste the baloney with ketchup...  mustard is ok..

gotta fry the meat, maybe grill the bread, and use kraft cheese, mustard and mayo.  That is the best way.


Yea I agree with frying the baloney,

But I've found that toasted bread has a much stronger flavor of its own, 


Under the assumption that we WANT/ LIKE the taste of fried baloney,  Perhaps that should be prioritized, thus leaving the bread untoasted..

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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #21 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 11:20:19 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Tue, 01 November 2016, 11:01:49

Under the assumption that we WANT/ LIKE the taste of fried baloney,


Frying or otherwise searing bologna and/or hot dogs wakes up the taste and prevents it from being mere gelatinous mystery meat.

Kraft cheese is really just orange plastic and Duke's is the best mayonnaise by far.
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #22 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 11:22:43 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 01 November 2016, 06:18:08
Quote from: Elth on Mon, 31 October 2016, 22:38:10
Only way to eat a bologna sammich is on white bread with kraft singles. Childhood right there.
With or without ketchup?
Without. Just a bit of mayo and mustard.
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #24 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 11:56:03 »
What about adding lettuce and/or tomato?
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #26 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 12:02:03 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 01 November 2016, 11:56:03
What about adding lettuce and/or tomato?

um... I think the problem with lettuce is that the baloney is really smooth,  so + the lettuce, would make the sandwich unstable in the grip..


But, i guess it'd work well with Chopped lettuce, or maybe if you got the lettuce very dry, and put some cuts into it to increase friction..


Tomatoes haz the same instability issue, but it's ok as long as you got enough mayo for glue.
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #27 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 12:03:25 »
You get a big lettuce leaf and roll the baloney, tomato and cheese up in it, bypassing the bread all together.
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #29 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 12:07:34 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Tue, 01 November 2016, 12:03:25
You get a big lettuce leaf and roll the baloney, tomato and cheese up in it, bypassing the bread all together.

Ummm.... yea..... you can make lettuce wraps.. hrrmm.. probably want to switch to low-sodium baloney for that,  because now you don't have the bread to balance the xtreme saltiness of regular baloney..
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Re: Baloney Sandwiches
« Reply #30 on: Tue, 01 November 2016, 23:27:49 »
Gotta FRY it!
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