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Offline nubbinator

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Bad lines
« on: Thu, 03 November 2016, 20:35:57 »
Do any of you have favorite god awful lines you've heard or used either as pickup lines or icebreakers.  Break out the cornballs, because I want some good laughs.
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 03 November 2016, 20:41:03 »
/gets out pen and paper..


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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 03 November 2016, 20:41:48 »
Roses are red
Violets are **** you bee
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 03 November 2016, 20:48:05 »
You: "Hey, what's your name?"

Her: "I have a boyfriend."

You: "That's beautiful, what is that, French?"
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #4 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 04:10:39 »
Quote from: Sifo on Thu, 03 November 2016, 20:41:48
Roses are red
Violets are **** you bee
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your Facebook will do.
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #5 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 04:29:49 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 03 November 2016, 20:48:05
You: "Hey, what's your name?"

Her: "I have a boyfriend."

You: "That's beautiful, what is that, French?"

 :)) :)) :))

Do you work at Build-A-Bear? Cause I'd stuff you.  :p
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #6 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 06:38:17 »
Something something polar bear something something breaks ice. Only one I know
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #7 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 08:55:53 »
is your name bee cuz you make me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #8 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:03:03 »
Quote from: Sifo on Fri, 04 November 2016, 08:55:53
is your name bee cuz you make me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm going to try this one today
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #9 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:10:07 »
Hi, want to see some clacks?
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #10 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:29:06 »
Hey baby, I may not have any good pickup lines, but are you into coupe lines?
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #11 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:53:18 »
Quote from: DudeSnail on Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:29:06
Hey baby, I may not have any good pickup lines, but are you into coupe lines?

what.... ??

please xprain......
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #12 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 10:07:28 »
Quote from: Belfong on Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:10:07
Hi, want to see some clacks?

In my experience that means testicles, which would make that a good way to get smacked.
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:53:18
Quote from: DudeSnail on Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:29:06
Hey baby, I may not have any good pickup lines, but are you into coupe lines?

what.... ??

please xprain......

Pickup is a type of car, do is a coupe.
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #13 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 10:14:03 »
Quote from: nubbinator on Fri, 04 November 2016, 10:07:28
Quote from: Belfong on Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:10:07
Hi, want to see some clacks?

In my experience that means testicles, which would make that a good way to get smacked.
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:53:18
Quote from: DudeSnail on Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:29:06
Hey baby, I may not have any good pickup lines, but are you into coupe lines?

what.... ??

please xprain......

Pickup is a type of car, do is a coupe.




This would never work...  hahahahhaha
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #14 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 10:30:26 »
My friends call Me Signature but you can call Me tonight.

How would you like your eggs, fried, boiled or fertilized?
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #15 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 20:08:26 »
Quote from: Sifo on Fri, 04 November 2016, 08:55:53
is your name bee cuz you make me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

that's not getting old at all, you should keep doing that in every comment
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #16 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 20:20:46 »
Quote from: Signature on Fri, 04 November 2016, 10:30:26
My friends call Me Signature but you can call Me tonight.

That's not bad, that's fantastic.

Not really a line, but I used this awful and nerdy one as an opener.  Did not seem to work.  Basic premise:

You know, sometimes when I watch Star Wars, I feel I can relate to the Death Star.  I know I would explode if someone fired a torpedo into my exhaust port.
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #17 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 20:30:11 »
Your eyes...! They remind me of...

Night Owl....

MK Twooooooooooo
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #18 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 20:34:28 »
Quote from: DudeSnail on Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:29:06
Hey baby, I may not have any good pickup lines, but are you into cocaine lines?

FTFY, guaranteed success now.
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #19 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 20:43:51 »
Quote from: fanpeople on Fri, 04 November 2016, 20:34:28
Quote from: DudeSnail on Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:29:06
Hey baby, I may not have any good pickup lines, but are you into cocaine lines?

FTFY, guaranteed success now.

cocaine is xpensive..    heroin is cheap...

offer cocaine so she knows u = rich.
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #20 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 20:46:46 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 November 2016, 20:43:51
Quote from: fanpeople on Fri, 04 November 2016, 20:34:28
Quote from: DudeSnail on Fri, 04 November 2016, 09:29:06
Hey baby, I may not have any good pickup lines, but are you into cocaine lines?

FTFY, guaranteed success now.

cocaine is xpensive..    heroin is cheap...

offer cocaine so she knows u = rich.

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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #21 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 20:57:41 »
Yo baby, you ever **** next to a stack of SSK's?
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #22 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:21:06 »
What are you thinking about right now?
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #23 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:22:00 »
Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:21:06
What are you thinking about right now?

potato chipz...

Really want to eat chip
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #24 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:32:16 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:22:00
Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:21:06
What are you thinking about right now?

potato chipz...

Really want to eat chip

Lol. Eat some chips you silly goose. "What are you thinking about right now?" is probably the cheesiest pickup line that I know of
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #25 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:33:48 »
Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:32:16
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:22:00
Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:21:06
What are you thinking about right now?

potato chipz...

Really want to eat chip

Lol. Eat some chips you silly goose. "What are you thinking about right now?" is probably the cheesiest pickup line that I know of

I think you just picked up...... tp.
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #26 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:36:50 »
Quote from: fanpeople on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:33:48
Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:32:16
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:22:00
Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:21:06
What are you thinking about right now?

potato chipz...

Really want to eat chip

Lol. Eat some chips you silly goose. "What are you thinking about right now?" is probably the cheesiest pickup line that I know of

I think you just picked up...... tp.

Oh me oh my
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #27 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:41:10 »
Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:36:50
Quote from: fanpeople on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:33:48
Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:32:16
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:22:00
Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:21:06
What are you thinking about right now?

potato chipz...

Really want to eat chip

Lol. Eat some chips you silly goose. "What are you thinking about right now?" is probably the cheesiest pickup line that I know of

I think you just picked up...... tp.

Oh me oh my

Wowzer.. I guess I'm just that cheap a date..  got me with mere chipz.
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Re: Bad lines
« Reply #28 on: Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:46:58 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:41:10
Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:36:50
Quote from: fanpeople on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:33:48
Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:32:16
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:22:00
Quote from: csmertx on Fri, 04 November 2016, 21:21:06
What are you thinking about right now?

potato chipz...

Really want to eat chip

Lol. Eat some chips you silly goose. "What are you thinking about right now?" is probably the cheesiest pickup line that I know of

I think you just picked up...... tp.

Oh me oh my

Wowzer.. I guess I'm just that cheap a date..  got me with mere chipz.

if he has an ErgoDox you better put a ring on it!
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